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Ed and Roy meet in Rome and have a fun and not-so-fun time living out their own rom-com.
Then they're about as sappy and in love as you could ever imagine.
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Straight up hot-single-dad/babysitter modern AU. Schmoopy kid fic – underpinned with angst, but with a ton of fluff, too. May get additions someday if the mood strikes!
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Four Scotch Whiskeys and a Side of Fate by Tierfal for LittleBlueFox19
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
01 Jan 2020
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Roy is expecting to spend another Friday night in the company of his best friend (scotch) and his worst friend (Jean Havoc).
That is not what Roy gets.
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- English
- Words:
- 9,345
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 3
- Comments:
- 115
- Kudos:
- 2,877
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- 545
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21 Jun 2026
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Intersections by Calamityjim
Fandom Criminal Minds (US TV), Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
12 Jun 2026
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Criminal Minds x FMA crossover. Stories are meant to be read in chronological order or they will likely not be understood.
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- 9
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- 650
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19 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
ed has a magical predilection to getting kidnapped which is pretty standard
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Vienna by Luna_Moon22
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
21 Jun 2026
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There’s a magician living in an abandoned warehouse down on the Tricorner Docks.
Park Row has its fair share of strange tales and rumors floating through the cracks. The kids of the alley talk at length, telling ghost stories and cautionary tales. Passing advice on how to survive from one night to the next in the form of fun little parables that make the cold nights feel a little bit warmer, and maybe let them pretend that their lives are all a fun little game, just for a few moments.
The magician, at first, feels like a fable. Something that a kid saw and read just a little bit wrong and didn’t wait around to find out what was really going on. The kid who spotted the magician – a 9 year old red-head with green eyes and a smattering of freckles across his pale face – tells the tale like a myth.
A magician with golden hair and golden eyes, who clapped his hands together and rebuilt a car from scraps with a flash of light. Taking nothing in payment but a bottle of whiskey and a home-cooked meal.
(Or: The one where Edward Elric ends up in Gotham, decides Jason Todd is his, and makes it Bruce Wayne's problem.)
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- English
- Words:
- 147,418
- Chapters:
- 29/29
- Collections:
- 4
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- 687
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- 1,896
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- 41,870
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19 Jun 2026
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Jason Todd: Not a Prostitute by PleaseDontHoldBack
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
04 May 2025
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Jason was minding his own business, building up towards his plan of teaching a certain rich asshole billionaire a lesson when another rich asshole billionaire starts distracting him. Jason doesn't understand what he's doing to attract all these bastards.
Fills the BW366 day 317 prompt "rocket"
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- English
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- 41,462
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 3
- Comments:
- 210
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- 1,292
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- 298
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- 11,287
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10 Jun 2026
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The modern!AU Roy/Ed fluffball fic (of doom).
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- 325,274
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- 7
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- 934
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18 May 2026
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“M’names Daisy Unwin, and my brother is Eggsy. He got hurt real bad. I’m at hospital, and there’s coppers here and I think they’re gonna take me away.” She scrunched up her eyes and remembered the last part. The part Eggsy made her say every night before she told him their nightly story. “Ossfords, not brogues.”
When Harry Hart responds to a phone call from a young girl, he has no idea how it will change his life.
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Renowned pastry chef Hannibal Lecter is known for his elaborate creations--and his exacting nature. His staff has bestowed upon him the nickname 'Cheesecake Ripper' as a result, a morbid play on words for the infamously artistic serial killer still on the loose.
Little do they know how accurate the nickname is.
When FBI profiler Will Graham stumbles into Hannibal's pastry shop entirely by chance, two worlds of precision, brutality, and beauty begin to collide.
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- English
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- 92,753
- Chapters:
- 29/30
- Comments:
- 342
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- 576
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- 138
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- 14,651
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27 Apr 2026
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The cop seemed like he wanted to say something else but stopped. He cleared his throat and rather fatherly ordered, "Well, don't sleep in your car again, son. You enjoy Georgetown now, alright?"
"Yes, sir." Will answered.
The cop left after an awkward beat and Will slammed the door closed, wrapping the blankets more tightly around himself. He looked down at the card.
Domestic abuse hotline.
He threw the offending card in the front into the pile of trash. He scowled at it. Did he really read that easy? He buried his head under the blankets. He refused to admit it. He didn't want help. He was fine on his own.
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OR: The one where homeless Will is running away from his past life and Hannibal's there to pick up the pieces...
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Hannibal doesn't respond, simply stares at him for a moment and tilts his head, angling for eye-contact.
"I see why you were a model." Will freezes, heat beating at his ears when he hears it. The comment sounds as if it's spoken in jest but he can't tell. He was never the best when it came to tone.
"Because models smoke?"
He doesn't answer, instead slowly pressing the cigarette in between his own plush lips, staring into the depths of Will's eyes all the while. Will doesn't know if he wants to fuck the guy or simply stare at his lips and see what happens. The idea of licking down his neck, putting a cigarette out on his tongue- Jesus, he has fucking problems. Hannibal, meanwhile, remains the perfect gentleman, stepping away and not blowing smoke in Will's direction.
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24-year-old Ex-model Will needs a job. 26-year-old Editor-in-Chief (and partial owner) of a fashion company, Hannibal, needs another assistant -
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Following the disastrous dinner party, Will Graham decides Hannibal doesn't get off that easily.
He's getting his husband back, and he's going to make everyone suffer in the process.
Beverly is just glad she made popcorn.
Sequel to 'Stop Telling People I'm Dead!'
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- Part 5 of In Another Life
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Wherein Will Graham (23), a young but haggard college student trying to ignore his status as an omega and move up in the world of forensic science, stops into a little cafe named Mourir Pour for an evening pick-me-up. Here, he meets the owner of said cafe, an alpha by the name of Hannibal Lecter (29).
Until Will Graham walks through the door of his coffee shop, Hannibal hadn't known an ounce of interest in the silly forced dynamics of the world in which they live, but he's never been one to resist moving in whichever direction his instincts push him towards. Now, they unrelentingly push him toward Will Graham.
What will happen as Hannibal spins the yarn to entwine their fates? They both harbor dark secrets and in a dangerous game of push and pull, neither is willing to be the first to let go of them. Will they hold on tighter, or will one release the ties that bind them?
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23 Apr 2026
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A Prince of the Seven Kingdoms by ohmyi
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
29 Mar 2026
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Prince Duncan Targaryen, eldest son of Prince Baelor Breakspear, ran away at nine years old and spent seven years on the road as a squire to a hedge knight, learning to fight, to lose with dignity, and to protect people who had no one else to protect them. He decided to come home at six-and-ten with a dead man's sword, three unruly horses, and no idea how to be an heir.
(Duncan the Tall as a Targaryen AU)
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- Part 1 of A Song of Ice and Fire
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16 Apr 2026
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When Will was fifteen, he and a first year medical student Hannibal were survivors of plane crash in the Canadian wilderness, leaving them waiting for rescue and resorting to drastic means of survival for a year and a half.
Twenty years later, the few survivors who made it to rescue are being targeted by someone being dubbed as the "Final Destination Killer." Now a reclusive adult, Will is asked to work on the case by the FBI, reopening old wounds and threatening to expose secrets he's been keeping for two decades.
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i'm not saying do it anyway (but you're going to) by burgundyshirts
Fandom A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
03 May 2026
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13 Apr 2026
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When Dunk left King's Landing after tending to a slowly healing Baelor Targaryen, and falling in love and into bed with him, he didn't realise that he was taking something quite complicated with him, or what consequences that could have not only on his life, but the lives of all the citizens of the Seven Kingdoms.
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Dunk gives birth to Baelor's son on the road. Everyone has an opinion about it.
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- Part 1 of The Chronicles of Lori the Small
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,659
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 414
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- 1,052
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- 163
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10 Apr 2026
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Harry never thought he’d end up back here—back in Tom’s house, back in Tom’s orbit, back in the marriage he destroyed with his own two hands. But addiction doesn’t let go easy, and neither does Tom.
Two years ago, Harry ran—left behind the vows, the house that finally felt like home, and the man who would’ve given him the world. Now, rock bottom has come knocking, and with debt collectors at his door, he has nowhere else to go.
It starts with a guest room, late-night cigarettes on the balcony, and home-cooked meals he pretends aren’t for Tom. It turns into routine. It turns into something dangerously close to hope. And then—because Harry has never known how to leave well enough alone—it turns into a kiss.
Now, there’s a cake on the counter, a ring on his nightstand, and a man who never stopped waiting for him.
But the question remains—has Harry come back for good? Or is this just another slow, inevitable ruin?
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- Part 6 of Harrymort
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08 Apr 2026
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Harry Potter has spent his life avoiding the fate society dictated for him—an omega born to marry well and secure his family’s legacy. But when his uncle’s debts threaten to ruin what little remains of their name, Harry is left with no choice but to be auctioned off to the highest bidder.
Unfortunately for him, the highest bidder isn’t a desperate noble or a fading aristocrat—it’s the king himself.
Tom Riddle is young, ruthless, and utterly unreadable. A war-forged ruler with a mind sharper than any blade, he has no need for a consort, let alone one as headstrong as Harry. But for reasons unknown, he names Harry as his future spouse, sealing their fates with a single command.
Forced into a marriage he never wanted, Harry refuses to be just another pretty pawn in Tom’s game. But as the king’s enigmatic gaze lingers and the bond between them tightens, Harry begins to wonder—did he trap himself in a gilded cage, or is there something more dangerous than a crown resting on his shoulders?
After all, resisting the king’s rule is one thing. Resisting the man himself? That’s another battle entirely.
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- Part 5 of Harrymort
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 56,694
- Chapters:
- 13/13
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- 4
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- 259
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- 61,426
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08 Apr 2026
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Harry Potter had defeated the darkest wizard of the age.
Harry Potter was the Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter was the Chosen One.Harry Potter is also very tired and would like to take a fucking nap, thank you very much.
After Draco is sentenced to Azkaban, Harry discovers something deeply unfortunate: the wizarding world hasn't learned a thing. Harry wants nothing more than to drift away and ignore it all.
Falling through the Veil of Death wasn't part of the plan.
Waking up in the 1940s in the body of a dead Peverell heir was even less so.
Tom Riddle thinks the new student is fascinating.
Harry suspects this will become a problem.
Bookmarked by canonically_average
07 Apr 2026