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    Straight up hot-single-dad/babysitter modern AU. Schmoopy kid fic – underpinned with angst, but with a ton of fluff, too. May get additions someday if the mood strikes!

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    22 Jun 2026

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    so sweet I'm gonna get a cavity

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    Roy is expecting to spend another Friday night in the company of his best friend (scotch) and his worst friend (Jean Havoc).

    That is not what Roy gets.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Criminal Minds x FMA crossover. Stories are meant to be read in chronological order or they will likely not be understood.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    ed has a magical predilection to getting kidnapped which is pretty standard

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    There’s a magician living in an abandoned warehouse down on the Tricorner Docks.

    Park Row has its fair share of strange tales and rumors floating through the cracks. The kids of the alley talk at length, telling ghost stories and cautionary tales. Passing advice on how to survive from one night to the next in the form of fun little parables that make the cold nights feel a little bit warmer, and maybe let them pretend that their lives are all a fun little game, just for a few moments.

    The magician, at first, feels like a fable. Something that a kid saw and read just a little bit wrong and didn’t wait around to find out what was really going on. The kid who spotted the magician – a 9 year old red-head with green eyes and a smattering of freckles across his pale face – tells the tale like a myth.

    A magician with golden hair and golden eyes, who clapped his hands together and rebuilt a car from scraps with a flash of light. Taking nothing in payment but a bottle of whiskey and a home-cooked meal.

    (Or: The one where Edward Elric ends up in Gotham, decides Jason Todd is his, and makes it Bruce Wayne's problem.)

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Erik knows very well who he is and what he is for. If Bast thought placing him here would humble or punish him, They do not know him as well as They think. Erik may wear the body of a slaver, but his mind and his choices are his, as they always have been.

    He lived by the sword and died by it; he sees no reason to change the bedrock of his personal ethics the second time around.

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    17 Nov 2023

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    Erik as rhaegar
    feral king
    llamallamaduck I love u