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    Would you risk everything and search for those you love, knowing no one else has returned?

    Einsamheim. A rumor-shadowed isle that rests by the misty shores of Galar, haunted by powers ancient as memory. When a group of students disappears without a trace, a reluctant Pokémon trainer joins the investigation, accompanied by her faithful old friends: Garnet, a reckless Raboot, and Jasper, a poised Floragato.

    What begins as just another missing-person case soon curdles into something far stranger. The island holds its own designs, shrouded by unnatural fog. The forests stand silent. The shores hide the bleached bones of those who came before. And in that gaping abyss, they will find themselves… Or vanish just like the rest.

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    On a Thursday, a video of Canadian star hockey player Shane Hollander goes viral on the internet. The video was taken on the previous Sunday, and it’s not what anybody expects. It’s not a sex tape, or a drunken fight in a bar, or any of the other videos that have been captured of others in the league, but instead, it seems to be a sneakily filmed video of Hollander confronting his former teammates.

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    Scott Goldsmith has spent centuries becoming untouchable.
    Then Martyn opens Jimmy’s grave, steals the artifacts Scott buried there, and brings them close enough to Oakhurst’s beacon to wake something old, hungry, and watching.
    The memories come without warning. Fear. Laughter. Blood. Death. Pearl. Cleo. Grian. Martyn. Jimmy.
    The town sees Scott before the castle, before the blood, before the monster they think they know.
    Avid sees him too.

    That turns out to be a problem.

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    19/46
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    38
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    ValAngel Week 2026: Day 4 - 'He's My Monster'

    Angel gets to play out a little fantasy of his regarding a dark forest and a big, scary monster coming to get him. It takes much longer than he'd like to get plowed.

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    Kai wrongfully gets detention and is not happy about it. Kalmaar is an asshole.

    Rated T for some swearing

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    The entire Formula One paddock is convinced Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri are falling for each other.

    The only problem?

    Lando and Oscar have absolutely no idea.

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    Genevieve never wanted any of this.

    A quiet sister as part of clergy which was attacked by a horde of demons, killing everyone she's ever held dear was the last thing she anticipated. If it weren't for a demon-hunter and his friend, she, too, would be dead.

    What she thought would be a short, dark period of her life instead turned out to be a bad omen in disguise, as the demons who came after her left their mark--attracting more demons to her non-stop. With only one company to turn to, she has no choice but to work with the half-demon man-child in order to figure out what's going on behind the scenes.

    As the events of Devil May Cry 5 unfold, Genevieve becomes entangled in a conspiracy stretching back to Sparda's rebellion, an ancient ritual, and a demon imprisoned for millennia.

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    "He was pissed, at both Julia and MK for dragging him into their cheating schemes, and himself for letting it happen. For betraying the trust of the one person who still truly cared about him after everything, who still loved him.

    He was more than grateful the two managed to talk things out last night, that Raj didn’t want to leave him after what had happened. Bowie didn’t want to go back to a world without him.

    But that didn’t mean the guilt and bitter taste in his mouth went away."

     

    Or, Bowie and Raj become the antagonists of season two after the events of episode five

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    After a long and difficult mission, Ed and Roy finally make it home.

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    After many years in prison, spending Christmas with you was a welcome shift for Sam. The eggnog and gingerbread cookies you were baking were delicious luxuries he was grateful for. That and his other special treat...

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    You and Vincent desecrate the Highwind Pilot Seat

    First chapter is banter based on the Revelation reveal trailer while the second is filth.

    Based in my Chaos Theory universe but can be read as a standalone

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    “I’m looking at your old mug on the counter, Mum. It’s chipped on the handle. I can't bring myself to wash it...I needed to hear the phone ring. I miss you. God, I miss you so much.”

    A choked, breathless sob cut off the recording, followed by the sharp, electronic beep of a disconnected line. The secret basement fell dead silent again. Draco froze. He knew he should drop the device into the disposal chute. He knew it was a grotesque, illegal invasion of her privacy. But his thumb was already moving over the rubber keys, desperate to hear her private thoughts once more.

    **OR**

    This was Draco’s sixth year of Ministry-mandated rehabilitation. Every day, he was forced to descend to Level Ten and spend eight hours manually sorting through Muggle junk. He uncovers an enchanted Muggle cell phone. Hermione Granger has spent years dialing a wiped, disconnected number, leaving a trail of desperate, suffocating voicemails for the mother who no longer remembers her. Trapped in his own silent isolation, Draco becomes utterly consumed by the recordings. He can’t just keep sitting in the dark and listening to her drown alone.

    After seven years, it was time someone answered her.

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    Pond Naravit, the heir to a massive conglomerate, lives in States as a photographer to escape his family’s forced arranged marriages. Returning to Thailand for a high school friend’s wedding, he reunites with Phuwin Tangsakyuen—once the school’s untouchable star and a national figure skater, now a disgraced, pregnant Omega targeted by public ridicule.

    Exhausted by his family's suitors and heartbroken to see his former high school crush suffering under the society, Pond proposes a desperate solution: a contract marriage in New York.

    "Come to America with me."

    Well, Pond has always been known for his somewhat eccentric and impulsive solutions.

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    4/?
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    More short MFU fics. Fluff, humor, banter, slice-of-life, hurt/comfort, themed drabbles, and various short scenes.

    Will contain various levels of shippiness. Some will be gen/pre-slash and friendship-focused, and others will have an implied or outright relationship.

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    15/?
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    Kōichi Hayashi gets thrown into the KonoSuba World and immediately crashes into Kazuma Satou!

    While everyone else transmigrates to become overpowered heroes, these two team up on the spot and become the Isekai’s “Evil Duo”!

    They mess with Aqua, toy with Megumin, and keep Darkness right where they want her, turning this wonderful isekai into a paradise of chaos!

    A slacker genius x a master of antics.

    The two of them join forces to make money, stir up trouble, and screw over their teammates!

    When two top-tier pranksters come together, the KonoSuba World laughs itself to pieces!

    For this chaotic world, here comes a nonstop, laugh-out-loud carnival!

    ...

    This is a fan translation of 素晴:为鬼畜的世界献上搞笑 by 不吃咖啡豆, if you can, please support the original author.

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    Chapters:
    18/?
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    10
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    3
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    700
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    Emily Hayes never knew anything more than living on a Starship for the first four years of her life. But when the Kelvin is destroyed by the Romulans, her destiny is suddenly altered in unexpected ways. As she grows on Earth, so does her relationship with the people who surround her, and her choices lead to unexpected and positive consequences along the way.

    This story follows all three Star Trek movies and various aspects of the Marvel Cinematic universe.

    The story itself is long, but it is broken up into parts to make it less jarring.

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    673,336
    Chapters:
    152/?
    Comments:
    55
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    61
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    7,718
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    Orphaned and used to feeling unwanted, Lexie's life takes a turn when she discovers she's a witch and sent to Hogwarts. Suddenly, she’s part of a crew of four mischievous boys who accept her (mostly because of her brilliant scheming). As the years pass, Lexie unravels secrets about herself, her past, and why her friends really ought to come with warning labels.

    Expect banter, tears, triggers, and a slow-burn/friends-to-lovers romance. Chapters posted weekly (unless I get hit by a bus or something equally tragic). Rated M for later chapters.

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    Comments:
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    9
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    We all know these stories in which a young, cheerful and honest maiden manages to melt the heart of a cold, arrogant and egotistical prince and teaches him how to be human.
    This isn’t one of those fairytales.
    In a twist on that classic trope we still have the ruthless prince, Rufus Shinra himself, but no fair maiden in sight. Instead we have Azalea, who is far removed from that idyllic picture of a bright young girl with a heart of gold. She has only a vague grasp of how to behave like a human being and combined with her penchant for verbal outbursts we get a recipe for disaster. Or not? Maybe she is the one who needs her heart warmed up a little…
    Join Azalea on her journey through Shinra Company’s twisted history from before the main story of Final Fantasy VII and beyond Advent Children. And maybe she will find something she never even searched for or knew she needed…

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    Two morons, two shock collars, one idea that Banana & Bread are sure to regret afterwards. Can this duo beat Minecraft while getting shocked every time they take damage?

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    2/3
    Comments:
    4
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
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