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a study on human nature and desire by hybriade
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
25 Oct 2025
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Mydei comes to learn two startling truths of the world.
One—someone up there really hates him.
Two—he’s not a bull. He’s a cow. A dairy cow.
And he needs to be milked.
Cipher plays a prank that causes everyone in Okhema to sprout animal features.
Mydei, much to his dismay, ends up as a dairy cow.
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07 Jul 2026
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“…so,” Mydei muttered, gesturing vaguely, “how is this even supposed to work? Where is anything supposed to— like, where does anything go.”
Cipher blinked at him.
“In Phainon’s mouth, obviously,” she said, way too casually, “you’re just overthinking. ”
Phainon is late on Valentine’s Day, stuck at work and drowning in guilt. He walks through the door expecting a quiet evening but, instead, he finds Mydei at the stove wearing nothing but an apron, hiding a set of lingerie underneath.
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04 Jul 2026
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Mydei goes to compete at Okhema's Annual Livestock, Hyrbid and Agricultural Show. However, he finds himself distracted by his main competition for best in show, a bull claiming to hail from a remote mountain village, one who is far too good looking, and far too horny, that Mydei can barely concentrate on the competition at all!
After competing against each other at the show, Mydei is horrified (and secretly thrilled) to find the bull - nicknamed 'The Deliverer' - appear on his home terf. Phainon is here to do just one thing, to breed Mydei. And he'll be staying for however long it takes.
Mydei decides to challenge the bull. If he can somehow impress him, then Mydei will let the bull breed him.
He doesn't intend to make it easy.
My attempt at a Cow hybrid AU that very much got out of hand! (Cowdei and Bullnon)
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04 Jul 2026
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“So what, you tutor me in math, how am I supposed to teach you philosophy?” Mydei grunts, crossing his arms.“No need. Our final grade will be based on a mock debate with the professor, and arguing with you is my daily exercise.”
Mydei huffs, what kind of foolish logic is that? Still, it sounds interesting, almost fun, and Mydei never says no to a battle of wits or might.
“You’re a strange man,” he simply says. “But alright, if I win, you promise to confess, honestly, to whichever girl you’re interested in. Whatever answer she gives you will accept without protest and then stop disturbing the cheerleading squad.”
Phainon draws himself to his full height so they are standing eye to eye, his blue eyes glittering with determination and delight.
“Fine. But if I win, you have to wear the girl’s cheerleading uniform.”Star quarterback Phainon is pining over a mysterious hottie on the cheerleading squad, whose identity he refuses to reveal. Not on Mydei’s watch, for the self proclaimed ‘Guardian of the cheerleading squad’ is convinced that the charming, charismatic playboy is up to no good.
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20 Apr 2026
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this is going to ruin the corporate tour by amaliya (atsushee)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
16 Apr 2026
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“You’re the guy from the porn website!”
“That’s not actually me,” Mydei says reflexively.
For some reason, somebody has uploaded Mydei's image to a porn website.
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16 Apr 2026
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Mydei’s Accidental Guide to Parenthood by FourNineSix
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
16 Mar 2026
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“Long story short, Mydei’s messing with a DILF.”
Titans strike him down now.
Or, Mydei shouldn't have asked for a job to randomly appear in his life if he couldn't deal with the repercussions.
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she's (not) out of your league by immorality for oldoaktree
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
21 Sep 2025
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“If you were dating someone, would you stop playing League with me?” Phainon asks.
Mydei laughs, but Phainon doesn't find this situation funny at all, “Where is this coming from?”
“Mydei.” She nearly whines.
She huffs, but replies anyway, “I’m not seeing anyone nor do I plan to.”
“Boo!” Cipher yells in the background.
“Cipher, can you…” Mydei’s voice cuts out again.
Phainon breathes out a hefty sigh of relief when she thinks Mydei isn't listening.
“I heard that.” Mydei chuckles, “Don’t worry about our League arrangement. You’re the only ADC worthy of my support.”
Or a League of Legends AU where Phainon falls in love with a support she finds while solo queuing.
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- Part 3 of phaidei week 2025
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23 Feb 2026
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"Buckle bunnies like you don't come around very often." Phainon's eyes are voracious, all-consuming. It roams from Mydei's arms to his torso, to the exposed skin of his neck. Flames lick at his body as he tries not to shy away from the attention.
"I don't know what that means," Mydei says, voice raspy and throat dry.
Phainon only looks him up and down. "Let me show you, then."
Summer vacation at Aedes Elysiae takes a fun turn, thanks to one award-winning bull rider.
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22 Feb 2026
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My Camgirl is not for your Voyeuristic Pleasure! by 杯中明月 (FieryDNA)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
20 Feb 2026
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Phainon knows Mydei is a camgirl. Mydei invites her to do a donation stream for the Chimera Foundation. She's eating her out, her girlfriend makes bank, so really nothing to complain about.
...is what Phainon would say if she wasn't a jealous fuck!
Or: Phaidei Yuri Camgirl, Modern AU.
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22 Feb 2026
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An Emo's Guide To Letting Go (Spoiler: It Gets Sexual) by Sykao
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
08 Nov 2025
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Fifteen minutes.
The time left until the final class of the day so he can return to his dorm.
His foot is tapping the ground impatiently as he checks the time from his phone. The sun is bright and up, the campus is impossibly loud with everyone trying to make the most of the nice weather. But not Till. He very much prefers this small shadowed place he found near the building where he has his class in– Alone, and a cigarette between his fingers to pass the time.- Language:
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02 Dec 2025
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16 Jul 2025
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the general's guide to sex and seduction by chosrilpussytalker
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jul 2025
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He’s got a general plan in mind, though: study the arts of pornography and sex, master the said arts of pornography and sex, and boom! Their sex lives will, ideally, flourish.
Or exist, at the very least.
So that’s how Mu Qing finds himself, awake in the middle of the night, buried nose-deep in his deputies’ secret porn magazines. This is important research he’s doing!
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Or: Mu Qing and Feng Xin are officially a couple, have been for months. But Feng Xin hasn't initiated anything to take their relationship to the next step. Of course, Mu Qing needs to do all the work himself. In his own way.
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12 Jul 2025
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Where Bruises Bloom (How to Lose Your Dignity in 10 days) by Hadesistired
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jul 2025
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Mu Qing isn’t enjoying himself while practicing positions from “9 Comfortable Positions and How to Do Them in Bed”
He’s experimenting and preparing. No one is having sexual dreams about their frenemy, and no one is masturbating while thinking about the other.
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- Part 3 of fengqing being fengqing
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08 Jul 2025
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Ren intones so sacredly the young priest imagines feeling his rasping voice on his neck. “And I cannot feel more sanctified and blessed than when I think of you, bare and willing, praying my name and scraping your knees for me as if I were your divine, Father.”
Dan Heng knows his inhale is loud. Between his legs and in the pit of his stomach, he turns into a funeral pyre, purging any uncleanliness he possesses—though it only worsens, he feels his chastity palpitate. “You speak of blasphemy.”
or, Ren is a serial murderer with an obsessive fancy for the local priest, and Dan Heng is a dutiful godly servant with one too many unholy thoughts for a sinner; they find religion together.
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25 Jun 2025
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Till turned to leave his bathroom when he felt his phone buzz in his pocket. Retrieving it and looking at the screen revealed a message from his personal professional problem.
Shit Head: R u coming to the assembly @ the football field 2day????
Till: Not if u keep txting me abt it :/
Shit Head: K ill stop just pleaseee comeeeee!!!
Till: K
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Emo Till x Jock Ivan fic where Ivan professes his love for the former via a stage performance in front of the whole school.
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30 Mar 2025
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everytime cure-nim posts, u KNOW the photo's gonna change ur life
0 Comment ⭑ 2 Retweets ⭑ 45 Likescure-nim, please stop cropping out the other boys. Ik u only love ivan but this is getting too much 😭😭😭
1 Comment ⭑ 45 Retweets ⭑ 37 LikesIvan is part of a world-famous idol group and Till is the man behind his most popular fanpage.
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29 Mar 2025
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a slippery slope (insert some joke about lube (please laugh)) by quillifer, yamscooper
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
27 Nov 2024
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“Sex is overhyped,” Till says. “Wouldn’t you know? You only have that much sex because you’re disappointed by how mediocre it is all the time.”
“Wow,” Ivan says, and nothing else.
Till tests his theory on the inherently boring nature of sex by—well, having lots of it with Ivan.
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27 Mar 2025
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“You started this,” Ivan purrs, fingers tightening ever so slightly around Till’s waist. “Don’t look so surprised.”
“I’m going to strangle you with my hands.”
Ivan sighs dreamily. “I wouldn’t mind it.”
Till’s new mission gets thrown into disarray when he realizes exactly who his target is.
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13 Mar 2025
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lightning in a bottle by beta_mirach for honeyhoneyhero
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
25 Dec 2024
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Link was, Sidon was convinced, the most oblivious Hylian to ever exist.
He failed to consider that maybe he was just really bad at courting.
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31 Dec 2024
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Public Bookmark 275
Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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24 Dec 2024