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a study on human nature and desire by hybriade
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
25 Oct 2025
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Mydei comes to learn two startling truths of the world.
One—someone up there really hates him.
Two—he’s not a bull. He’s a cow. A dairy cow.
And he needs to be milked.
Cipher plays a prank that causes everyone in Okhema to sprout animal features.
Mydei, much to his dismay, ends up as a dairy cow.
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07 Jul 2026
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“…so,” Mydei muttered, gesturing vaguely, “how is this even supposed to work? Where is anything supposed to— like, where does anything go.”
Cipher blinked at him.
“In Phainon’s mouth, obviously,” she said, way too casually, “you’re just overthinking. ”
Phainon is late on Valentine’s Day, stuck at work and drowning in guilt. He walks through the door expecting a quiet evening but, instead, he finds Mydei at the stove wearing nothing but an apron, hiding a set of lingerie underneath.
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04 Jul 2026
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Mydei goes to compete at Okhema's Annual Livestock, Hyrbid and Agricultural Show. However, he finds himself distracted by his main competition for best in show, a bull claiming to hail from a remote mountain village, one who is far too good looking, and far too horny, that Mydei can barely concentrate on the competition at all!
After competing against each other at the show, Mydei is horrified (and secretly thrilled) to find the bull - nicknamed 'The Deliverer' - appear on his home terf. Phainon is here to do just one thing, to breed Mydei. And he'll be staying for however long it takes.
Mydei decides to challenge the bull. If he can somehow impress him, then Mydei will let the bull breed him.
He doesn't intend to make it easy.
My attempt at a Cow hybrid AU that very much got out of hand! (Cowdei and Bullnon)
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04 Jul 2026
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“So what, you tutor me in math, how am I supposed to teach you philosophy?” Mydei grunts, crossing his arms.“No need. Our final grade will be based on a mock debate with the professor, and arguing with you is my daily exercise.”
Mydei huffs, what kind of foolish logic is that? Still, it sounds interesting, almost fun, and Mydei never says no to a battle of wits or might.
“You’re a strange man,” he simply says. “But alright, if I win, you promise to confess, honestly, to whichever girl you’re interested in. Whatever answer she gives you will accept without protest and then stop disturbing the cheerleading squad.”
Phainon draws himself to his full height so they are standing eye to eye, his blue eyes glittering with determination and delight.
“Fine. But if I win, you have to wear the girl’s cheerleading uniform.”Star quarterback Phainon is pining over a mysterious hottie on the cheerleading squad, whose identity he refuses to reveal. Not on Mydei’s watch, for the self proclaimed ‘Guardian of the cheerleading squad’ is convinced that the charming, charismatic playboy is up to no good.
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20 Apr 2026
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this is going to ruin the corporate tour by amaliya (atsushee)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
16 Apr 2026
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“You’re the guy from the porn website!”
“That’s not actually me,” Mydei says reflexively.
For some reason, somebody has uploaded Mydei's image to a porn website.
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16 Apr 2026