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Fighting Jabber Wonger is always a nightmare, but this time Zanka can't wake up.
…Fuck, okay. Zanka can admit it. He wants to watch the light leave Jabber’s eyes.
Wants his enemy’s lifeblood smeared all over Aibō’s curves, soaking her so deep that Zanka can never get the stain out. Wants to lick it off her with his tongue, and swallow down enough that Jabber’s mercurial essence becomes part of Zanka too.
Taste Genius, and know that he was better.
But only if it's earned. Only if Jabber’s also givin’ it his all, every square inch of that prodigious brain devoted to emergin’ victorious.
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After taking Silverlake's soul-perception potion, Zorian is knocked out for longer than expected. His usually strange dreams take a turn for the nightmarish.
“It felt like my body was being taken over. Something else was moving my limbs, sedating my thoughts. Filling up every space, until there was no room left for me.”
“But then I woke you up?” Zach interjected hopefully, bumping his shoulder into Zorian.
“Not quite,” Zorian sighed, but gave him a small smile anyways. “Suddenly, I was looking at my body from outside of myself, watching… well. I suppose I was watching myself drown.”
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- Part 1 of a shadow, a smoking gun
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never felt the rain by wyrdbird
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
01 Aug 2023
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Instead of an ancient fossil full of diamonds, Jimmy digs up something far more precious. Something that might be just what Tumble Town—and Jimmy—need to survive this long drought.
(Alternatively, Jimmy digs up Alien! Tango’s spaceship after he crash-lands on Empires.)
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Cut Strings by wyrdbird
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
28 Jul 2023
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Being turned into a toy isn't something that Jimmy would wish on anyone—not even Joel. He just hopes the fact that his heart has stopped beating in his plastic chest doesn't have deeper implications for his soulmate.
...who he has not had any contact with since Double Life ended. Oops.
He'd better make sure Tango is alright... and find a way to get rid of this stupid curse while he's at it. But how the heck is Jimmy supposed to get into an airtight, state-of-the-art server like Hermitcraft?
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- Part 1 of Breaking Character
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Breaking Character by wyrdbird
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
28 Jul 2023
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Shane wasn't really a... 'good' gay. He knew it.
He was, however, an exceptional lesbian.Bookmarked by wyrdbird
23 Jun 2026
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Does the Word 'Fuck' Hurt My Feelings? by ArachneJones
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Apr 2026
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Shane, Hayden, and David come down with norovirus, forcing Ilya, Yuna, Jackie, and the Pike children to shelter in Yuna and David's cottage.
Ilya spends time around a non-abusive parent.
Yuna spends time around neurotypical children.
Jackie spends time around people who won't judge her for not having the energy to be strict with her four children.
They bond.
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With Diamonds and Driftwood in Every Pocket by haveyouheardof70dollars
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
17 May 2026
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It all happens so quickly. One moment, Hayden is moving towards his wife so he can fall apart in her arms, and the next, there’s six feet of oddly nervous Russian hockey player separating Jackie from him.
“Is ok,” Rozanov says, hands in the air as though Hayden’s holding a gun. “Pike, whatever you are upset about. Is not Jackie’s fault.”
Or: Hayden, Ilya, and the mortifying ordeal of being known.
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19 Jun 2026
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If it wasn't for that meddling kid by ARustySpork for TastyTeeth
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 May 2026
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“I feel really good about this kid, I think he could be great on your wing, he just needs some help settling in. Someone to show him the ropes.”
“Yes.”
The line went silent for a moment. Ilya wasn’t really sure why his coach felt the need to run this by him.
“Rozanov,” his coach said at last. “I want him to live with you.”
Ilya blinked, then nearly shouted into the phone. “What?”
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or, Ilya stays in Boston, gets a rookie, and tries to figure out how to make a secret long distance relationship work while there's a Russian teenager in his house
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- Part 1 of If it wasn't for that meddling kid
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14 Jun 2026
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I've only known Pava for twenty chapters but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in the room and then myself
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done with you, i’m ignoring you by blue_moon_blooming
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
15 May 2026
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In a place like Night City, Zanka thinks he’s accepted that greatness isn’t in the cards for him. He thinks he’s content with his share in life being poverty, odd jobs and barely scraping enough eddies to get by. But a series of bad decisions—including a bionic spine, an apeshit crazy gang of mercenaries, and a for-hire freak of a netrunner that can’t stop drawing his eye—has him seriously reconsidering.
There are no happy endings in Night City, but Zanka’s not looking for a happy ending. He’s looking to live.
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- Part 7 of Sadomasochism Saturday (Janka)
Bookmarked by wyrdbird
15 May 2026