whatkeepsusalive
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It starts with a word. Then another. Then too many to ignore.
Martha Jones notices the way the Doctor praises her, careless at first, instinctive, constant, and decides to make him notice it too.
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Please Do Not Edit the Titles of Scheduled Meetings by whatkeepsusalive
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
19 Jul 2026
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Anthony J. Crowley and Aziraphale Fell disagree about deadlines, the Oxford comma, and whether it’s acceptable to email a client at eleven at night.
They do not get on.
Everyone at Halewood Communications knows they do not get on.
Then IT makes them share a calendar.
What starts as professional (9:00 AM — Staff Meeting) does not stay professional (9:00 AM — Endless suffering), and what starts as a war becomes something neither of them has a category for, filed somewhere between a sulking Kentia palm and a lunch that neither man will admit happened. -
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Crowley’s just trying to survive his night shifts at Tesco without punching a customer or dying of jam-related rage.
He’s got weird regulars, haunted pineapple refunds, and zero patience left until a soft-spoken man in a cashmere coat appears asking about lemon curd like it’s a matter of national security.
Aziraphale wasn’t planning to fall in love in the jam aisle.
He just wanted to bake for his book club.
One keeps coming back for excuses he definitely hasn’t thought through.
The other’s slowly losing his grip on reality.
Together, they’re what happens when retail hell meets a truly inconvenient romance. -
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It is thirty-six point seven degrees Celsius and climbing, and Aziraphale and Crowley have lived together for five years, and everything is completely fine.
(It is not fine.)
Crowley stops wearing shirts. Aziraphale stops coping. They drag a mattress onto the balcony, eat strawberries in the dark, and somewhere around two in the morning, under a London sky that is too warm and too honest, five years of extremely careful not-saying-it finally runs out of road.
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Aziraphale’s baking channel is meant to be calm, educational, and very proper.
Unfortunately, Crowley is behind the camera.
Between questionable cinematography, kitchen disasters, and a suspicious amount of domestic bickering, the internet becomes increasingly convinced that the soft-spoken baker and his chaos gremlin cameraman are either married, divorced but still living together, or locked in a situationship.
Neither of them notices the speculation at first.
They’re too busy arguing about bread.
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They were never supposed to see that tab, Sims file, playlist, note, message or document — fortunately for them, they did.
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A Good Omens Advent calendar filled with 24 fluffy oneshots.
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In which a beginner baking class leads to flour-covered chaos, piping mishaps, and a romance that rises just right. One cheeky apron at a time.
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Forgotten and Unknown by Revenessa
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Jan 2024
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This story continues where the second season ends.
In the quiet heart of Soho, amidst the timeless rhythm of London streets, lived an angel that despite the celestial nature of his being, carried his life as a human. Mr. Azira Fell had forgotten he was an angel. His real name, his past, his angelical memories—all was wiped clean.
In the bustling heart of Mayfair, amidst the eternal chaos of London's streets, resided a demon who, despite his infernal origins, embraced life as a mere mortal. Mr. Anthony J. Crowley had forgotten he was a demon. His true name, his dark past, his infernal memories—all had been erased from his consciousness.