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“How did you get past the wards?” Derek had put them up, with Peter’s grudging assistance, after the Alpha pack had made themselves at home a few times too many.
The guy pulled a face. “You mean the wards a five-year-old girl with the mental ability of a goldfish could deconstruct?” He blinked wide eyes at Derek. “Gee, I don’t know. It’s bound to go down as one of life’s great mysteries.”
Derek despised him.
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11 Dec 2025
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Dumbass crew newbie hides in the vents and makes a friend. In unrelated news, local impostor is having a really weird day.
"You've got something there," Green motions to Black's chest, which has a splat of dark liquid across it.
"It's… oil. From the, you know. The rear axial. Distributor." He waves at a panel on the wall, a panel which Green thought was an extra trash chute, but evidently not.
"Thanks," Green says, and means it. "Sometimes it feels like I'm the only one who actually cares about getting us all out of here alive, you know?"
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13 Nov 2025
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When Clive Benson starts playing in Tim's orchestra, he doesn't think anything of it. Or of the friend (boyfriend? husband?) Phil, who keeps showing up after rehearsals. Clive is nice and a good musician and he makes a good third chair cello.
Then Tim starts noticing things. Like the injuries, and the late arrivals, and the frankly disturbing lack of the ability to actually respond to emails asking if he would please let them know if he's going to be missing for awhile so they can cover his part?
It all just goes downhill from there.
(It's too bad Tim never thinks of "superhero spy with a pseudonym" as an explanation until a little too late.)
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(Or: the Clint-is-Phil's-cellist fic that no one asked for)
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10 Oct 2025
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Talk to Me (But Maybe Use Different Words) by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
12 May 2016
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Clint Barton's To Do list
1. Buy more undies.
2. 'Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.' Try line out on Phil.
3. Look for other sock. Maybe left in bodega.
4. 'Your eyes are like spanners. Whenever I see them, my nuts tighten.' Tony = hilarious. Try on Phil.
5. Feed dog.
6. 'I'm no weatherman, but you should expect eight inches tonight.' Don't try on Phil yet.
7. Measure dick. Use ruler this time instead of fruit.
8. Throw out the yogurt container in the fridge. Do not open first.Phil Coulson's To Do list:
1. Request new psych eval for Barton.
2. Buy butter.Series
- Part 1 of Words are Hard
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21 Sep 2025
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Tale As Old As Time by enigmaticagentscully
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
15 Sep 2024
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“What we haven’t been able to figure out is why. Why you, why now? He hasn’t made any ransom demands. Do you have any idea why he did this? What he wants?”
“I know exactly what he wants. He wants to marry me.”Cassandra Pentaghast makes a poor damsel in distress. Varric Tethras is no knight in shining armour. But when the Seeker finds herself facing a fate worse than death in Tevinter, and Varric is the only one from the Inquisition who can help, they’ll have to find a way to work together if either of them want to see the light of day again. Even if the plan they come up with is a little...unconventional. Maybe fairytales can come true, if you give them a bit of a helping hand…
Featuring! A lot of disguises, Varric Die-Hard-ing it through a vent, dramatic dinner parties, general plotting and scheming, a cameo from everyone's second favourite Magister, and a truly astonishing number of fancy gowns.
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02 Jan 2025
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An alternate future can be wiped away from time, but its footprints, Cassandra finds out, might still remain in the Fade.
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02 Jan 2025
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It starts as a gesture of peace -- an olive branch extended after an accident in the Fallow Mire. A borrowed shirt, that's all it really is. Just woven cotton and some thread and a shirt collar that's far more open than Cassandra's used to, or prefers. That's all it is. She swears.
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02 Jan 2025
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There, But For The Grace by enigmaticagentscully
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
18 Aug 2024
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Varric stared, for once in his life totally lost for words. The person on the floor was familiar, because the person on the floor was him.
When the Herald of Andraste and Dorian Pavus escape from the warped and broken future they glimpse in Redcliffe castle, they do not return to their own time alone.
For the fledgeling Inquisition, and for the old Carta matriarch that has been roped into leading them by the mysterious mark on her hand, the survivors from the ruined world will force them to come face-to-face with the consequences of failing in their mission.
For Cassandra and Varric, confronted with future counterparts they could never have imagined, everything they thought they knew about themselves – and each other – will be thrown in question.
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02 Jan 2025
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Varric could probably, with a lot of complaining, put up with the bitter cold of Emprise du Lion. It's the singing that's really starting to get to him, along with the Seeker's unshakable presence.
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25 Dec 2024
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They swallow down a sweet venom and call it entertainment.
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12 Dec 2024
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Mystery Work
Part of Xaalenka_s
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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07 Dec 2024
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At age fifteen, Steve Rogers had been in love with Tony Stark.
By age twenty, he’d (mostly) gotten over it. And then he promptly became Tony Stark's fuck buddy.
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- Part 1 of Bulletproof
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26 Jun 2024
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How to Woo the Winter Soldier by writeonclara
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Feb 2019
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“I think I’m ready to date again,” Steve said.
“What,” Natasha said.
“What?” Clint said, lowering his binoculars. He blinked at the dumbstruck look on the Captain’s face, then followed his gaze to where he was staring dopily at—at the Winter fucking Soldier.
“Steve, no,” Clint groaned.
Or: Steve courts the Winter Soldier.
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26 Dec 2023
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COMPLETE
In the middle of A Catastrophe, A Miracle, and a Home, the crew of the Lalow rescued contract workers from asteroid mining and departed... leaving behind a Combat Unit wondering about possibilities.
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- Part 2 of Catastrophes & Miracles
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16 Oct 2023
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Texts From Cephalopods by volta_arovet for Stasia
Fandoms: Octopus Steals My Video Camera and Swims off with It While It's Recording (Youtube)
22 Dec 2011
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It is a well-established fact in marine biology that the octopus is the drunk texter of the cephalopod family.
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02 Oct 2023
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The man moved with the same predatory grace he always had, and if he had aged in the past five years (it was a bit hard to tell from a subpar camera on the other side of the street) then he had aged well. Which was all entirely predictable of course. No, what had thrown Q and everyone else in the ops center who had ever met Bond or read his file was the way that he was dressed - faded blue jeans with holes in the knees, a t-shirt from some unidentifiable but probably local surf shop, and-
“Are you wearing Converse?” demanded Q before he could think better of it.
Bond’s eyes unerringly found the camera through which Q was watching, an expression of vague displeasure. “Well, I don’t generally make a habit of wearing suits to fix my boat, and I doubted you had the patience for me to change.” .James Bond has been retired for five years. But when a highly sensitive mission goes to hell just a few miles from where he as settled down Q is forced to ask for his help. Bond and Q return easily to their old ways - they are also forced to finally confront their feelings for each other.
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22 Aug 2023
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"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”
“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.
“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.
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- Part 12 of Harry Potter works
- Part 3 of Astolat Sampler
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17 May 2023
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When their attempts to recreate the super soldier serum failed, Hydra started trying to breed Captain America clones from his genetic samples. Unfortunately, the serum's effects aren't passed down genetically, so instead of an army of tiny Captain Americas, they get a bunch of tow-headed, asthmatic, allergic, immuno-compromised little Steves.
And then the Winter Soldier stumbles across Hydra's failed experiment...
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01 Feb 2022
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The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect
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- Part 1 of Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail
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17 Aug 2021
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Andrew Doe, rude but brilliant consulting detective, thought he had no need of a partner as he worked slowly away at dismantling the largest crime family in the country, helping out with other cases on the side to relieve the tedium. That was, until a scruffy runaway with a stupid amount of secrets stumbled into his life. Or, more accurately, broke into his kitchen.
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06 Feb 2018