terdactyll



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “How did you get past the wards?” Derek had put them up, with Peter’s grudging assistance, after the Alpha pack had made themselves at home a few times too many.

    The guy pulled a face. “You mean the wards a five-year-old girl with the mental ability of a goldfish could deconstruct?” He blinked wide eyes at Derek. “Gee, I don’t know. It’s bound to go down as one of life’s great mysteries.”

    Derek despised him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    83,600
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    1,084
    Kudos:
    17,112
    Bookmarks:
    6,427
    Hits:
    480,318

    11 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    A year after the nogitsune is defeated, Derek is living a quiet life in the mountains above a small town in Colorado.

    Then Stiles shows up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,025
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    708
    Kudos:
    14,890
    Bookmarks:
    4,789
    Hits:
    165,537

    16 Sep 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is a note for future me the next time I’m trying to find the McDonald’s ice cream machine fic, check the drive already

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Dumbass crew newbie hides in the vents and makes a friend. In unrelated news, local impostor is having a really weird day.

    "You've got something there," Green motions to Black's chest, which has a splat of dark liquid across it. 

    "It's… oil. From the, you know. The rear axial. Distributor." He waves at a panel on the wall, a panel which Green thought was an extra trash chute, but evidently not.

    "Thanks," Green says, and means it. "Sometimes it feels like I'm the only one who actually cares about getting us all out of here alive, you know?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,478
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    8
    Comments:
    546
    Kudos:
    8,084
    Bookmarks:
    1,262
    Hits:
    44,996

    13 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    When Clive Benson starts playing in Tim's orchestra, he doesn't think anything of it. Or of the friend (boyfriend? husband?) Phil, who keeps showing up after rehearsals. Clive is nice and a good musician and he makes a good third chair cello.

    Then Tim starts noticing things. Like the injuries, and the late arrivals, and the frankly disturbing lack of the ability to actually respond to emails asking if he would please let them know if he's going to be missing for awhile so they can cover his part?

    It all just goes downhill from there.

    (It's too bad Tim never thinks of "superhero spy with a pseudonym" as an explanation until a little too late.)

    --

    (Or: the Clint-is-Phil's-cellist fic that no one asked for)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,198
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    1,249
    Bookmarks:
    262
    Hits:
    7,173

    10 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Clint Barton's To Do list
    1. Buy more undies.
    2. 'Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.' Try line out on Phil.
    3. Look for other sock. Maybe left in bodega.
    4. 'Your eyes are like spanners. Whenever I see them, my nuts tighten.' Tony = hilarious. Try on Phil.
    5. Feed dog.
    6. 'I'm no weatherman, but you should expect eight inches tonight.' Don't try on Phil yet.
    7. Measure dick. Use ruler this time instead of fruit.
    8. Throw out the yogurt container in the fridge. Do not open first.

    Phil Coulson's To Do list:
    1. Request new psych eval for Barton.
    2. Buy butter.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,364
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    352
    Kudos:
    2,500
    Bookmarks:
    576
    Hits:
    31,065

    21 Sep 2025