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Pei Sijing arranges her robes to obscure his face so he can be the tool he wants to be. His body begins to relax. It's difficult, but not impossible, to see beneath all his ornate drapery. Zhao Yuanzhou has so many ways to hide.
She removes her dagger from its sheath at her waist.
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17 Jun 2026
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It was Calcifer who married them, in the end.
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14 Jun 2026
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“What is Xiao Zhuo ge dreaming about?” Bai Jiu asked, trying to inch closer to Zhuo Yichen’s bedside even though there was no room. “Why is he in pain?”
Zhao Yuanzhou was still swaying on his feet, as if drowsy. Zhuo Yichen’s dream must be strong if it pulled so hard on even Zhao Yuanzhou. Pei Sijing's supporting grip on his arm tightened, and the glance she threw Wen Xiao was uncharacteristically panicked.
“I couldn't get a clear picture,” Zhao Yuanzhou said. He patted Pei Sijing's arm in thanks, the movement shaky. “His dream pushed me out because a version of myself was already there. We were all there.”
“That's good, right?” Bai Jiu asked hopefully. “If our dream selves are there, then we can help him.”
“No.” Zhao Yuanzhou looked solemnly downward. Zhuo Yichen's face was still, deathly still. “No, I don't think it's a good thing.”
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- Part 1 of trouble shared
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24 May 2026
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"Xiao Zhuo," she calls. She nips at Pei jiejie's palm to keep her from retracting her hand. At Pei jiejie's raised eyebrow, she smiles sweetly up at her.
"…Yes?" Xiao Zhuo responds.
"I'd like to have you inside of me," Wen Xiao tells him, eyes locked with Pei jiejie's. "While I'm inside of him."
She drops her gaze to Zhao Yuanzhou. His eyes go hazy, his mouth slack.
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wen xiao suffers lethal touch starvation. she asks to fuck about it.
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19 May 2026
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Full of need is all Zhao Yuanzhou ever is, so it wasn't until the want came over him too that he realized: He's been too long without significant touch, skin touch.
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21 Apr 2026
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Wrong Side of the Bed by Sexy_Lil_Emo for Lizzy0305
Fandoms: Venom (Marvel Movies), Venom (Marvel Comics)
05 Mar 2026
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Sometimes you just wake up on the wrong side of the bed, and nothing can disrupt your bad mood, luckily Eddie has a live in symbiote to take him back to bed and sort him out.
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15 Mar 2026
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
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31 Dec 2025
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Geralt can honestly say that he is happy with his life. He hasn't had the best childhood and neither did his time in the military do him any good. There was that hot but also horrible relationship with Yennefer. But now, he is happy. He loves his job at the hospital, he loves his adoptive daughter, he loves his brothers who live in the same city.
Which is why he doesn't need anything to change. He's not looking for a relationship, there has been enough heartbreak in the past, thank you very much.
If only it weren't for the new doctor with his crazy blue eyes and his flirty smiles who keeps making him want things he hasn't wanted in years. Or maybe he has been wanting them all the time, actually. But this new guy has a reputation. And as established, Geralt isn't interested in letting himself be hurt again.
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28 Dec 2025
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Can't Promise You Fair Sky Above by underwaterattribute for PinkAxolotl85
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Jul 2021
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There aren’t many things that will incapacitate a witcher for long, but a severe head injury will do it. After a hunt gone terribly wrong, Geralt discovers that the physical recovery is difficult, but more so is the boredom that goes along with it. While unable to survive on the Path, Geralt takes the opportunity to challenge himself in new ways, attending a wide variety of the classes offered at Oxenfurt university, and in the process heals more than just his head injury.
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18 Dec 2025
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Knot Out of the Question by dandelionpuff
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
15 Dec 2025
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Jaskier has... a thought.
It’s merely the natural progression of things, he tells himself. And usually, he’s a much better liar, with an impassable expression that serves him very well at Gwent.
And yet, as he lay on his belly between Geralt’s spread legs, his mouth around the witcher’s cock, his lips brushing the hot, throbbing gland at the base, it strikes him. He looks up at Geralt, still armored to the teeth except for his unfastened trousers. Geralt looks back at him, his slack expression of pleasure hardening suddenly as he growls, “no.”
Were Jaskier a moral man, that would've been the end of that. As it is, though, he makes a pleading sound in his throat.Series
- Part 2 of Knot a Dealbreaker
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17 Dec 2025
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The Marriage of True Minds by philomenat
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
11 Jan 2025
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Jaskier is cursed and absolutely certain that he and Geralt are married. Geralt both does and doesn't like it.
It’s happened before: Jaskier cursed by a past lover to experience for himself the ache of unrequited love. Once, memorably, for a donkey, who was impervious to all the bard’s serenades and compliments, and shat on his favourite pair of boots. The irony of today’s particular curse is that Jaskier’s ‘love’ isn’t actually unrequited. Presumably, though, Lady Freckletits and her sister thought it would be funny to see Jaskier scorned and rejected by the stoic, emotionless witcher he insists on following around.
Ha fucking ha.
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15 Dec 2025
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Geralt has always suspected that Jaskier isn't human, but it didn't seem important to figure out what. When Jaskier wakes up with no memory, unable to speak or understand Common, they have to improvise, and Geralt finds himself wishing that he had asked a lot more questions while he still had the chance.
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- Part 6 of Higher Vampire Jaskier AUs
- Part 2 of The Witcher - Songfics and Song-Inspired
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- 5/5
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10 Dec 2025
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Stirring Dull Roots With Spring Rain by BlossomsintheMist
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
11 May 2020
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A sequel to "An Incomplete Happiness." Geralt was injured on a hunt and is still recovering, and Jaskier seems to have assigned himself his willing caretaker and nurse, which leaves Geralt confused and baffled. While they share a room and Geralt recovers, there's an emotional tension building between them, and it seems inevitable that it will find resolution sooner rather than later.
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- Part 2 of Mixing Memory and Desire
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01 Dec 2025
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Lessons in Losing by didoandis
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
21 Mar 2021
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“We met five years ago or thereabouts,” Geralt says through gritted teeth. “You came up to me in a tavern near Posada, decided I would be good song material, and we’ve travelled together, off and on, ever since.”
“Huh,” Jaskier says.
“You remember?” Geralt tries to keep the note of hope out of his voice, and doubts he’s been successful.
“Not in the slightest,” Jaskier says cheerfully. “But I must admit it sounds like something I’d do.”
When Jaskier forgets their life together, Geralt learns an unexpected lesson.
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30 Nov 2025
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thy sweet love rememb'red such wealth brings by clancularia
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
21 Jul 2025
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“I know it’s shitty of me to be so skeptical about us being married, but. Everything is kind of how I thought my life would be. Except you,” Wei Ying said.
Lan Zhan looked at him neutrally.
“Do we...” Wei Ying looked around to see if anyone was nearby, then lowered his voice anyway and leaned in to whisper: “Do we have sex?”
Lan Zhan let out a small huff of a laugh in response, as Wei Ying’s face flooded with color at the squirmy feeling even asking the question brought up in him.
“Yes,” Lan Zhan replied, once he had gotten over his initial reaction. He maintained steady eye contact. “We do.”
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Wei Ying is hit by a curse that temporarily takes away his last eight years of memories, including all of the years he's known his now-husband, Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan prepares himself for angst, but instead ends up having very sexy times with Wei Ying, who's having all of these horny feelings he's not used to.
What's Lan Zhan supposed to do, not enjoy relieving Wei Ying of his virginity for a second time?
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10 Oct 2025
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During his “night hunt” in Yiling, Lan Wangji is struck by a curse that transforms him into a wolf. He approaches Wei Wuxian for help. This is how he learns three things:
1) Wei Wuxian is afraid of dogs and dog-adjacent creatures.
2) Wei Wuxian will do literally anything for a friend in need.
3) Wei Wuxian considers Lan Wangji to be... possibly more than a friend?!?- Language:
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22 Sep 2025
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These Things Stay the Same by notevenyou
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Oct 2019
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After a career covering news across the world, journalist Wei Wuxian is unexpectedly on his way home with a child in tow. Unfortunately, the path home isn't without obstacles.
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21 Sep 2025
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He doesn’t mean for this to escalate into an entire collection of lewd pictures; he really doesn’t. But it’s a harmless pastime, really, one that sends a pleasant thrill down his spine, and if he gets to indulge in some of his more shameless fantasies, no one else needs to ever find out.
Or: Wei Wuxian draws porn of himself and his husband in his free time. Lan Wangji finds out.
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- Part 4 of long way home
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21 Aug 2025
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“We hear that His Excellency might be married by summer’s end,” the merchant’s wife says and Wei Wuxian freezes, his heart in his throat. “The Gusu Lan sect has been buying enough red silk and brocade that the merchants in Caiyi can’t satisfy the demand.”
He feels himself grow brittle inside, like a flick of a finger to his temple might make him shatter. His ears are ringing.
“Who’s the lucky bride?” he asks despite himself. His tongue sticks to the roof of his mouth.
Or: The story of a marriage.
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- Part 1 of long way home
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- 7/7
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20 Aug 2025
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through a window softly by impossibletruths
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Apr 2020
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Wei Wuxian plays the flute. Someone in Wei Wuxian's apartment complex plays violin. Sometimes, they play the flute and the violin together, and it's... nice. It's really nice. It's sort of the nicest thing going on in his life right now, honestly.
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- 1/1
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17 Aug 2025