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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    Yearning is an odd feeling.

    Kazaran is a man who rarely has the opportunity to do so, and when he does he’s usually able to resolve the feeling by simply killing whoever The Urge is yearning for. His current yearning is not a product of The Urge, however, and thus he’s not entirely sure how to deal with it.

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    Or: My custom Durge does some classic murderous homosexual yearning for Gortash.

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    20 Feb 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    Continuation of the previous three works. Set post Act 3. Purposefully vague male Dark Urge named Durge for your pleasure. Much, much darker than the previous works. Please proceed with caution and read the warnings before each chapter.

    Gortash and Durge work through some issues. Gortash is delulu and Durge pretends not to like it, kinda.

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    18 Feb 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    The Dark Urge sometimes fails to think before he speaks. And thus, he agreed to let Gortash do "whatever he wants" in exchange of a simple thing: delaying his meeting so they can have sex.
    It might have seemed harmless, however Enver Gortash does not like needy pets. He therfore decides that to pay him back, The Dark Urge will have to do a very simple thing: Become his pet for a week.
    Needless to say, The Dark Urge wishes he hadn't said "anything".

     

    This is actually an idea that is vaguely linked to the events of a short story in my fic "Just evil couple things" (part 10, hunger) You do not need to read it, because it's just porn. But if you're curious...

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    13 Feb 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    Killing had always been the only form of intimacy Durge had ever known. He’d watch his victims' masks slip away, pauper and patriar alike, replaced by primal nature: fear of death, fear of pain, the atavistic desperation to avoid both. He would let their fingers scrabble uselessly at him as he drained them of life-essence at Bhaal’s bloody altar; this was often the only touch he’d feel, as everyone else around Durge was rightfully terrified of him. He enjoyed hearing his victims' breathless secrets, long-held and now offered in useless desperation, to avoid the cruel lash of Bhaal. The depravity excited him, relieving his murderous Urge sated him and almost filled the gnawing emptiness within; all in all, Durge enjoyed his job as Bhaal’s Chosen. Life was a daily grind of flesh into offal on the shrine of his father.

    Until one day, an ornate letter inviting Durge to the offices of Lord Enver Gortash, Chosen of Bane, appeared, incongruously lovely and clean on Durge’s bloodstained desk in the temple of Bhaal.

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    12 Feb 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 47

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    A Bhaalspawn, falling for me. That just might be the most absurd, nonsensical thing that has happened to him. He chuckled.

    Luckily for the chosen of Bhaal, the feeling is mutual.

    OR: in which gortash and durge are down bad for each other. that's it that's the whole fic

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    08 Feb 2024