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“What do you mean?” Eddie asks carefully. Too carefully, really–Buck should have noticed it.
“I mean, I’m gonna start looking for another place, but you’ll have everything you need in the meantime, and to be honest, I haven’t really touched Chris’ room, so it’s exactly how you left it, although pretty sparse…” Buck trails off with a dry chuckle.
His stomach drops as Eddie’s face morphs into a sorrow that rivals the funeral itself.
“Buck, I–” He steps forward, and even though everything inside Buck wants to fall into his arms, he steps back jerkily. “I’m here…” A pause. “I’m here right now.”
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“It’s just not fair!” Eddie mutters. He wipes at his face, trying his best to hide it from Buck, but the hiccup in his voice gives everything away. Buck chuckles and turns to face Eddie, rubbing his fingers over the runaway tears on Eddie’s neck.
“It’s not funny, Buck!” Eddie pushes at his boyfriend’s shoulder, only earning another small laugh.
“Billy’s not dead, Eddie. There’s no way they would be that stupid."
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Or Eddie's favorite TV show kills off his favorite character, but Buck isn't so sure.
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“Christopher here is doing a project on Ben Franklin. You know, the guy who discovered electricity.”
“Well, he didn’t exactly discover it, more like explained it, but…” Buck trails off as Eddie’s glare moves from Chris to him. “Okay, so Ben Franklin. Not quite sure what he’s done to warrant the tension…”
“Chris, why don’t you tell Buck the idea that you had,” Eddie urges.
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“Eddie?” The words are whispered into a moonlit bedroom, softer than Eddie has ever heard Buck’s voice.
“Yeah?” His voice breaks, but he can’t bring himself to be embarrassed by it.
“What you said before. That… That being in El Paso made you realize where you belonged? That there’s something–someone–here that… that you…” Buck clears his throat, and in the small streak of light, Eddie notices his face redden, his eyes fill with hope. “Did you mean that?”
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Digital art of Buck comforting Eddie after a nightmare-induced panic attack.
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Em's Femslash February 2023 by half_bakedboy
Fandom 9-1-1 (TV), 9-1-1: Lone Star (TV 2020), Bones (TV), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Criminal Minds (US TV), First Kill (TV 2022), New Girl (TV 2011), Shadowhunters (TV), Stranger Things (TV 2016)
01 Mar 2023
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Flufftober 2022 by ByTheAngell (d_elle_icate), d_elle_icate, half_bakedboy
Fandom 9-1-1 (TV), 9-1-1: Lone Star (TV 2020), Critical Role (Web Series), Shadowhunters (TV), Stranger Things (TV 2016), Teen Wolf (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
31 Oct 2022
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Em's Femslash February 2022 by half_bakedboy, sparkandwolf (half_bakedboy)
Fandom 9-1-1 (TV), 9-1-1: Lone Star (TV 2020), Criminal Minds (US TV), Shadowhunters (TV), Teen Wolf (TV)
20 Feb 2022
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It takes so long for Minho to pick up that Jisung almost wonders if he’ll pick up at all. He’s vaguely aware that he’s probably asleep, that Jisung is probably annoying him, but the part of him that usually cares about things like that has been effectively silenced.
“Um… Jisung?” Minho’s voice finally crackles through the phone, low with sleep.
“Would you kiss me if I asked you to?” Jisung asks casually.
There’s a pause on the other line. Then - “What?”
Jisung giggles drunkenly, and repeats himself. “I asked if you would kiss me.”
(OR: Jisung pursues his best friend's father in the pursuit of losing his virginity.)
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11 Jun 2026
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At almost thirty-one, Park Jimin has achieved the ultimate millennial dream: a thoroughly mediocre corporate existence that demands absolutely nothing of his soul. He has his ergonomic chair, his perfectly timed commute to avoid elevator small talk, and a flawless system of mutual procrastination with his work-bestie, Hoseok. His life is boring, ordinary, and exactly the way he likes it.
Then their boss hires Jeon Jungkook.
--------Jungkook was standing up, leaning his forearms over the low fabric partition that separated their desks. He was smiling brightly, pointing a finger directly at Jimin's monitor.
"I saw the little 'Jimin is typing' bubbles popping up on Slack for like two minutes, so I figured you were taking a break from your presentation," Jungkook said, completely oblivious to the murderous intent radiating from Jimin's soul. "Since you're answering now, I can just walk you through my notes! It's super fast, I promise."
Jimin slowly slid his headphones down to his neck. His sanctuary was breached. His code was under attack. Synchronous, unprompted communication was happening.
His boring, ordinary life was officially over.
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16 May 2026
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“Oh my God, you’re so– so–”
“So funny? So charming? So good at making you come?”
“Insufferable,” Jimin stresses. “I was gonna say you’re the most insufferable person I’ve ever met.”
“Ehh, you’re into it. You not wanting me, makes me want you more.”
Or: How local firefighter (and fuckboy) Jungkook saving local baddie Jimin from his burning building by hauling him out of his window turns into a match made in heaven (read: Tinder).
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13 May 2026
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Park Jimin, the most coveted Omega of the northern mountain packs, has resigned himself to his destiny. Betrothed to an Alpha from a neighboring village, he lives his life under the watchful eye of his guardians and his uncle, the Pack Alpha.
And though he's not particularly happy, he's at peace.
But that peace is shattered when he's captured by an enemy pack on a quest to the right the wrongs of Jimin's uncle, and it's led by none other than an insufferable savage of an Alpha who calls himself Jeon Jungkook.
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02 May 2026
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After a messy breakup with his cheating boyfriend, Jisung would rather do literally anything than attend Hyunjin’s dance department party. Unfortunately, Felix refuses to let him wallow forever.
Seeing his ex again sends Jisung straight into panic mode, and he does the only thing his omega instincts can think of: he grabs the nearest alpha and asks him to pretend they’re together.
Lee Minho hadn’t expected to become someone’s fake boyfriend that night. But he certainly doesn’t seem to mind.
Or: Jisung panics, grabs the nearest alpha like a lifeline to scare off his cheating ex, and accidentally ends up meeting his soulmate in the process.
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12 Apr 2026