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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    HC: Whenever Coil goes to the café to annoy Slingshot, not only does he make nonsense orders and a ton of ruckus— he orders foods with joke names.

    Coil finished his training for the day, and where else would he spend his time afterwards? Sure, Skateboard and Boombox were likely free; he had another friend he enjoyed bothering.

    Everyone in the Thieves’ Rest had accommodated his behavior while there, but he still intended to make it one person’s problem.
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    Coil’s favorite way of flirting with Slingshot is by annoying him.

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    28 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    HC: All of the Thieves’ Rest trio really try hard to get Katana friends, and they become excited for him whenever they realize he’s made a new one.

    The three of them, Vinestaff, Slingshot, and Shuriken, had been living next to Katana for years. They’d treated each other to gifts, after all– they all came from the same region.
    A region that reminded all three of them to treat their elders with respect, a standard which the three of them heavily upheld.

    But their efforts could become a tad bit overkill the moment Katana brought someone new into his life.

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    None of the Thieves’ Rest trio understands how to properly wingman a date.

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    28 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    HC: Shuriken knows how to moonwalk. That’s it, that’s the bit.

    All of the phighters came together for the Phestival after-parties almost every year they happened! It’d involve dirt cheap alcohol, Boombox’s DJing, and a ton of chances to socialize.

    Now, Shuriken, being the guy he was, didn’t really go for the networking part of things. It was more of an excuse to hang out with his friends all night.
    Except alcohol doesn’t mesh well with Coil, and it’s even worse with Shuriken.

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    Coil and Shuriken flirt around a party for an hour.

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    28 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    “I’m taking a bath.” Medkit shrugs off Subspace and hurriedly walks to his bathroom, already pushing the door open. “Don’t touch anything.”

    “Can I join?”

    His face scrunches up both in shock and appallment. “Excuse me?”

    “C’mon! I could also use a bath, don't you think?”

    “That doesn’t mean you should bathe with me–”

    “You’re acting like we haven’t done worse–”

    “Shut it!” A teal flush crawls over his pale cheeks. He takes a moment to compose himself and awkwardly coughs into his fist. “Just– Just come here.”

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    27 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    New faces aren't exactly something Blackrock gets in excess.

    So when there is very suddenly a stranger wandering Blackrock's halls, Hyperlaser notices.

    (Or; Katana's rescuers are only so different from the people who were pursuing him. Both lead their dominions with a clawed fist, and both believe themselves to hold ownership over him. At least the company here is better.)

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    27 Jul 2026