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    On a Thursday, a video of Canadian star hockey player Shane Hollander goes viral on the internet. The video was taken on the previous Sunday, and it’s not what anybody expects. It’s not a sex tape, or a drunken fight in a bar, or any of the other videos that have been captured of others in the league, but instead, it seems to be a sneakily filmed video of Hollander confronting his former teammates.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    BAMF shane fucks up metros, hj in the car exhibit 🔥

  2. Public Bookmark 82

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    After dissociating for a few hours there’s another knock at Ilya’s door.
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    Shane comes back after the tuna meltdown and they stumble their way through an actual conversation.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Tuna melt gone RIGHT

  3. Public Bookmark 45

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    Shane is a Giant Pacific Octopus. Ilya is a Leopard Shark.

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    11 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Shane is an octopus. Ilya is a shark. Amazing?

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    Ilya chuckles. “You don’t know why the team might be scared of you? You cannot think of any reason?”

    “Scared? Of me?” Shane says.

    “Yes. They adore you. But they are terrified.”

    “But – but why? What did I do?”

    Ilya pretends to think. “Hmm. What did you do? Maybe it was the first Stanley Cup. Or the second. Or the third. Or your MVP wins. Or every single fucking game you have ever played in your life. You are Shane fucking Hollander. Did you forget?”

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    Or, five times Shane scares the Centaurs, and one time he (accidentally) terrifies them.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Shane is scary to the centaurs, sweet and funny

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    After insulting a suspiciously vindictive fortune teller at a street fair, Ilya Rozanov wakes up cursed with the ability to hear people’s thoughts through touch.

    Which becomes a serious problem when he discovers his coworker Shane Hollander, who supposedly can’t stand him, is apparently thinking about him in extremely inappropriate ways constantly.

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    07 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Chp 4, Ilya can hear thoughts