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5 Times Durin Saw Something He Didn’t Understand by ewtp
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
31 Mar 2026
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+ 1 time is all came together.
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Something about a bloodied, beaten, and tired Ajax made Scaramouche... hot.
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Kaveh came home drunk, just as Alhaitham predicted.
Tighnari was far from amused.
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Why? Why couldn’t Sethos give up? No- if he received another rejection, he’d be right back with another of his charming grins, greeting Wanderer the second he stepped back in Sumeru. Hurt, disappointed- but eager to see him. Happy, even.
Persistent, he was. Human.
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Scaramouche found himself in the midst of Sandrone's exclusive tea party.
It did not go well.
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Bianca's venture into the not-so-dead world.
Or: The PJO series, rewritten in Bianca's P.O.V.
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In Which They Adore One Another by ewtp
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
31 Oct 2021
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A place to read my many one-shots centered around Nico and Will.
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“You wear the hat, you wear the cowboy.” Childe replied in a whisper, his eyes narrowing as he noticed the evident confusion in Kunikuzushi’s expression. [...] “Y’know, like, save a horse, ride a cowboy.”
“I’ve barely ridden horses, didn’t really like it. Probably couldn't save one even if I..” Kunikuzushi breathed shakily, swallowing the knot in his throat that cut him off as Childe slowly slid the gun down the side of his face to his neck, [...] “Childe.”
“You should try.” Childe leaned closer, breathing into Kunikuzushi’s ear. [...] “Ridin’ a cowboy’s more fun, anyway.”
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Scaramouche wakes up on the day of his finals feeling terribly unwell. After forcing himself to go to class anyways, things backfire. Ultimately, he winds up being looked after by his latest situationship and finds that he actually might be falling for him.
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Eat The Rich (And Suck Their Dick, Too) by i_definitely_didnt_write_this
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 May 2026
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As a cheapskate, Scaramouche is willing to do anything in the name of saving money.
That means when a pipe bursts in his dorm and he’s forced to find somewhere else to stay, he will jump
on the opportunity to stay with someone for ‘free’.Well, free, if you’re a cheapskate.
As far as Scaramouche is concerned, sex is a valid form of payment if it saves you money.
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Tartaglia will let Scaramouche live with him as long as he lets him stick his dick in it
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10 May 2026
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Eat The Rich (And Let Them Eat Your Ass, Too) | i_definitely_didnt_write_this
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In one world, Ajax is a university student trying to survive a campus election and a roommate who lives on pure spite and energy drinks.
In another, Tartaglia is a Harbinger trying to survive the fallout of a drowned city and a betrayal that cuts deeper than any blade.
When a reality-glitch triggers an emergency migration protocol, Ajax Karasyov and the Harbinger Tartaglia trade places. Now, a modern-day jock is waking up in a body scarred by the Abyss, surrounded by people who want him dead. Meanwhile, a battle-hardened bloodthirsty weapon of Snezhnaya wakes up on a university campus, facing his greatest challenge yet: a 2:00 PM lecture, and academic rivals who want him wiped.
Will both versions of Childe be able to get back to their original worlds?
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Or: University AU Childe and Canon Childe switch places, and they have to pretend to be each other.