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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    When Dan goes looking for Phil the evening after their most recent podcast episode aired, he finds him in their bedroom, kneeling on the bed on all fours, naked, a concentrated expression on his face. Phil has his head turned back in a position that has to put a strain on his neck, pretty blue eyes narrowed at his own back.

    Phil whips his head around to Dan, his concentration immediately turning into nervous giggles, while he tries – and fails – to put on an accusatory expression.

    “Apparently, I don’t have a back arch.”

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    19 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 99

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    AmazingPhil had been complaining about his downstairs neighbour a lot lately.

    It was just one more thing Dan could relate to.

    “Honestly, I don’t know what’s wrong with the guy,” Phil told the camera in his newest video. “There’s so much screaming coming from his apartment in the afternoons, I don’t even really try to film during day time anymore."

    Dan is a gaming YouTuber who studies law. Lately, he doesn't sleep very well because of his very loud upstairs neighbour.
    Whoever that might be.

    No one but his favorite YouTuber seems to understand.

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    19 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 82

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    Phil sighs, and does what every sensible person would do, after being abandoned by their partner of thirteen years because it’s “the best for him”.

    He opens Grindr.

    He finds some buff guy named Hank who put in a selfie in a fitness studio, posing in front of a mirror to show off sweaty biceps. His bio says “I don’t do that pronoun shit, I do protein”, and Phil knows he’s perfect.

    Dan breaks up with Phil. Phil decides to try and get him back the unconventional, yet effective route (Rage-Baiting).

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    18 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Ryan finds himself in need of a new skeptic to bring on board and in the uncomfortable position of having to sleep in a demon-infested house, and he really just picks Shane on a whim, nothing else. No particular reason.

    It’s not like he has any personal stakes in helping Shane find out whether or not he would date a demon.

    Just because Ryan happens to be a demon, that doesn’t mean he cares or anything.

    … Shane’s really tall though, is the thing.

    Shane doesn't believe in demons. Ryan happens to be one.

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    17 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 63

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    And an Omega in heat will drive any Alpha crazy, we go completely–”

    “Did you just say ‘we’?” Phil interrupts him.

    “No, I mean–”

    “Do you identify as an Alpha?” Phil is already laughing and only laughs more when he sees Dan’s entire face flush in front of him, going from pale to bright red in absolutely no time at all. “What, you’d spend your day listening to Andrew Tate podcasts about how to breed submissive Omegas?”

    Phil keeps getting his Omegaverse lore wrong. Dan can't take it anymore.

    Well, that... and the heats Phil just doesn't notice.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    “I would hope not,” JJ snorted, nodding as his eyes glanced at Shane’s shirt for a short moment. “Looks a bit big, Hollzy. Trying to put on some muscle and take my spot as Montreal’s enforcer?”

    Shane frowned, glancing down at the shirt he had thrown on without a second glance. He wasn’t proud of the way he let his alarm run through, keeping him twenty minutes late from the schedule he had planned in his head. It was fine, he reached the airport on time (and was earlier than half of Team Canada). But it had left him frazzled.

    So frazzled that he hadn’t even stopped to think about the shirt he pulled on.

    His cheeks burned with stark realisation as he glanced down at the black Bauer shirt he was wearing. It wasn’t his, and JJ clearly knew that too considering it was at least two sizes bigger than the ones Shane usually wore.

    Because it was Ilya’s.

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    Or, Shane's habit of stealing clothes from a certain blond Russian and being caught red-handed a few times.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    “He thinks you like me. ...Do you like me?”
    "...You are difficult to not like. It is very easy to fall for you."

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    Ilya thinks Shane Hollander's boyfriend is an asshole, and he doesn't think that just because he's head over heels in love.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Ilya:
    9/10 she had freckles

    Shane:
    7.5/10 Medium dick but he ate my ass like he was starving for it

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    Shane and Ilya call it quits after the All-Stars game when Ilya says they can't be anything. He says no one will fuck Shane like he can, and Shane takes that personally, starting a two year cycle of sending each other ratings of the other people they fuck

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    14 Jul 2026

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    “I think, at this point, we are friends, no?” Ilya asks, his back still to Shane.

    “Are we?” Shane asks, and Ilya’s lip quirks at the way he can hear the curiosity bleed through Shane’s tone, despite the way he’s clearly trying so hard to sound indifferent.

    “I consider you a friend, yes. We had food together. Hung out,” he explains.

    “Okay. Sure, yeah,” Shane agrees, meeting Ilya’s eyes as he turns around to face him. “Friends.”

    “Good. It is important you know this,” Ilya asks, stepping across the slightly echoey room, his hand going to tilt Shane’s jaw up. “It’s important for you to know I like you,” he says, watching with amusement as more confusion spreads across Shane’s pretty face.

    “Why?”

    “Because,” Ilya says softly, condescendingly as he leans down, his mouth close to Shane’s. Shane is so receptive to him, his lips already parting, expecting a kiss. “I am going to fuck you like I hate you,” he finishes, watching as Shane’s jaw drops a little, his breath hitching.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    “I see,” Rozanov says finally, straightening just a little.

    “You came to give me ethics lesson.”

    Shane scoffs, “ I came here to, uh—“ he falters, hands gesturing uselessly.

    “To set things straight.” Yeah, that works.

    “To set things straight,” Rozanov repeats, slow and measured. His mouth curves into a wicked grin. “Yes I can help”

    Shane loses count of how many times he’s frowned that day.

    “What do you mean ‘you can help’?”

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    Shane confronts the guy his girlfriend cheated on him with. It takes an unexpected turn.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    07 Jul 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 39

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    Going out is manageable as long as Dan is drunk and Phil isn’t.

    Unfortunately, tonight breaks that rule.

    Ignored, touch-starved, and far too tipsy for good decisions, Dan decides that if Phil won’t pay attention to him, he’ll make sure he can’t look away.

    Or: Dan gets drunk.
    Phil ignores him.
    Dan takes that personally.

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    05 Jul 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 64

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    After their recording of their pizza mukbang, Dan is eager to see that lost kiss footage.

    Watching their younger selves turns out to be equal parts hilarious, embarrassing and healing.

    (Or: They can't just drop that lore bomb and not expect every fanfic writer to lose their minds.)

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    05 Jul 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 21

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    In which Shane marks his territory, and Ilya doesn't know much about werewolves.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    "You're leavin'?" Shane's voice is slightly slurred, and he can't bring his arms and legs to do what he wants. He wants to get up. Get up. But he's slipping on the sheets, falling back down into the softness of the mattress.
    "We both got what we wanted, yes? You even more than me." Rozanov already has his pants on, slipping his shirt over his head. And Shane isn't floating anymore, he is crashing harshly back to earth.
    "No," he tries to say, but it comes out as a hoarse whisper. "No, 'm not, I-I—"
    Rozanov is moving towards the door, barely looking at Shane. It's the indifference that makes Shane break.
    "I had long day," Rozanov says, "we should both sleep. You have water in the fridge, and you have your alarm for morning, yes? Will be fine."
    No. No, nothing will ever be fine again.

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    After Boston loses against Montreal 3-4, Rozanov wants to edge Shane once for every goal Montreal scored. It’s fucking hot, until he wants to leave right after, missing all the signs that Shane needs more than an orgasm to be taken care of.
    He almost repeats Vegas.
    He doesn’t, though.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    “You really wouldn’t mind if I had sex with someone else?”

    Ilya does mind. Hearing it said back to him, almost makes him flinch, a sudden and brittle sound right next to his ear that he fails to recoil from in time. But he swallows back the bitter truth and replies, “Of course not. If that is what you want.”

    He waits, sitting on his living room couch, phone pressed painfully against his ear, his other hand gripping his knees till his knuckles blanched. He could feel his own heart rattling behind his ribs, pulse rockingloudly. His mind was an echo of alarm, demanding of him: Why isn't Shane saying anything?

    It was the loudest silence he’s ever lived through, until Shane finally said, “Okay.”

    OR: inspired by the fight in TLG where Ilya tells Shane he can sleep with other men. But this time, Shane actually takes the offer.

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    01 Jul 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 26

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    He begrudgingly follows Dan to the window and it's just- it's beautiful.

    Everything is covered in a thick layer of white, shiny powder that reflects light off of its surface to make some of the flakes catch it and look as if glitter has fallen from the sky. The snowy layers are completely untouched and smooth, hiding all of the trees and other things in their garden beneath them, only their vague shapes visible. It looks like the entire garden has fallen asleep and has been tucked in with a big, white blanket – the layers bear no marks of any signs of life interfering with its peaceful slumber.

     

    Phil wakes up with a raging migraine. There's something up with Dan. They have a snowball fight about it.

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    01 Jul 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 61

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    Dan has, over the years, cultivated a pretty strong stance on the matter of marriage. It's a social construct, it puts too many expectations on a relationship, it makes him feel trapped, it doesn't actually mean anything, and he does not need a flimsy paper to prove to somebody that he loves Phil. It's the epitome of everything he hates in society.

    Oh, and this weird pile of feelings in the back of his brain that has been rapidly growing in size as of recent? Don't even worry about it.

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    5 times Dan repressed any and all feelings marriage-related, and 1 time he didn't.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Harris: Hi, Shane!
    Harris: This is Harris Drover.
    Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
    Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
    Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?

    Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
    Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
    Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.

    Harris: Perfect!
    Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
    Harris: No humiliation involved.
    Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.

    Shane: Okay?
    Shane: Why?

    Harris: Well.
    Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    “I’m right here. And you are okay, and you are safe, and healthy, and you are at home, yes? It is quiet, and nobody is there, nobody is bothering you. And the world is full of stupid idiots, but you are not one of them. And I am here. When you need me, I am here.”

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    or: The whole world thinks Shane is gay because of some stupid internet rumors, and he doesn't even have to confirm it. He's losing control of his entire life and he needs somewhere to put what little he does have.

    Ilya has open hands.

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    28 Jun 2026

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