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The Adventures of Sir Adam the Not-Quite-Chaste: Not Appearing in This Film by eloiserummaging
Fandoms: Adam Lambert (Musician)
12 Jul 2011
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Well, all right, Sir Adam thought doubtfully. I suppose this could be the place. (Monty Python and the Holy Grail fusion; Adam at Castle Anthrax)
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Ilya:
9/10 she had frecklesShane:
7.5/10 Medium dick but he ate my ass like he was starving for it---
Shane and Ilya call it quits after the All-Stars game when Ilya says they can't be anything. He says no one will fuck Shane like he can, and Shane takes that personally, starting a two year cycle of sending each other ratings of the other people they fuck
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14 Jul 2026
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Not Even a Little Bit, Not Even at All by OrYouCouldHaveMine
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Nov 2025
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“I think, at this point, we are friends, no?” Ilya asks, his back still to Shane.
“Are we?” Shane asks, and Ilya’s lip quirks at the way he can hear the curiosity bleed through Shane’s tone, despite the way he’s clearly trying so hard to sound indifferent.
“I consider you a friend, yes. We had food together. Hung out,” he explains.
“Okay. Sure, yeah,” Shane agrees, meeting Ilya’s eyes as he turns around to face him. “Friends.”
“Good. It is important you know this,” Ilya asks, stepping across the slightly echoey room, his hand going to tilt Shane’s jaw up. “It’s important for you to know I like you,” he says, watching with amusement as more confusion spreads across Shane’s pretty face.
“Why?”
“Because,” Ilya says softly, condescendingly as he leans down, his mouth close to Shane’s. Shane is so receptive to him, his lips already parting, expecting a kiss. “I am going to fuck you like I hate you,” he finishes, watching as Shane’s jaw drops a little, his breath hitching.
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13 Jul 2026
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I can break you off and hold you down by cellularcervix
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Nov 2025
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“I see,” Rozanov says finally, straightening just a little.
“You came to give me ethics lesson.”
Shane scoffs, “ I came here to, uh—“ he falters, hands gesturing uselessly.
“To set things straight.” Yeah, that works.
“To set things straight,” Rozanov repeats, slow and measured. His mouth curves into a wicked grin. “Yes I can help”
Shane loses count of how many times he’s frowned that day.
“What do you mean ‘you can help’?”
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Shane confronts the guy his girlfriend cheated on him with. It takes an unexpected turn.
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07 Jul 2026
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Everyone at McGill knows three things: their hockey team is the best in the country, the Rozanov family could buy half of Montreal, and Shane Hollander is completely off limits.
So when new students start asking Shane out after winter break, Ilya Rozanov decides he needs to put a stop to it.
Or: the horrifying realization that Ilya Rozanov might be in love with his best friend.
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07 Jul 2026
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Different Kinds of Drunk People (I'm Needy, Don't Ignore Me) by Celineooks
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
27 Jan 2026
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Going out is manageable as long as Dan is drunk and Phil isn’t.
Unfortunately, tonight breaks that rule.
Ignored, touch-starved, and far too tipsy for good decisions, Dan decides that if Phil won’t pay attention to him, he’ll make sure he can’t look away.
Or: Dan gets drunk.
Phil ignores him.
Dan takes that personally.Bookmarked by eloiserummaging
05 Jul 2026

