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    “Why the fuck do you care what happens to Rozanov?”

    Shane doesn’t answer.

    He’s already running for the Raiders’ locker room.

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    Or, Ilya has a panic attack in the Raiders' locker room after getting a phone call from his brother telling him about his father’s death.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    chapter 16 ilya is with the hollanders at the hospital
    chapter 17 shane is awake ilya and marlow stand guard and are about to let the raiders see shane

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    Shane Hollander was supposed to go pro.

    Instead, he got an injury that ended his career before it even started and a life that’s been quietly built around not thinking too hard about it.

    Ilya Rozanov did go pro.

    Which makes it particularly unfortunate that they’ve just woken up in each other’s bodies hours before a game.

    Even worse, Shane is now expected to play in front of thousands of people using a body he's only ever seen on phone screens or TVs, all while trying to stave off an impending mental breakdown and come to terms with a version of Ilya Rozanov that's much different than his public persona.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    chapter 5/6 they just got together after the game

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    It’s 2019. Ilya Rozanov has moved to Canada to play for the Ottawa Centaurs. He meets Shane Hollander, a para ice hockey player who immediately catches his interest.

    Unfortunately, Shane is also a chronic overthinker who seems determined to keep his feelings in check – despite Ilya’s persistent attempts to get closer.

    A story about two idiots dealing with difficult things while slowly letting themselves fall in love.

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    10 May 2026

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    10/10 good but feels incomplete

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    Shane slips through his front door and back into his quiet apartment. He leans back against the door and takes a steadying breath in his dark apartment. After a moment, the music next door turns off and Shane is left with only the pounding of his own heartbeat in his ears. 

    He closes his eyes and tries not to think about Rozanov or the way Shane’s entire body lit up like a live wire when he said in that low, accented voice, only if you ask nicely. He’s hard in his penguin print pajama pants and now he’s going to have to jerk off and shower before he can sleep. While trying not to think about his asshole neighbor.

    This is bad. This is very bad. 

    In which Shane Hollander's new next door neighbor is a menace who always seems to answer the door shirtless. 

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    29 Apr 2026

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    5/5 perfect favorite amazing

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    In a move that shocks the hockey world, Shane Hollander ends up signing to the Centaurs at the same time as Ilya Rozanov. Not only do they have years of rivalry behind them, but they've also shared a night neither of them can forget.

     
    Or, a soulmate AU where their soulmarks grow stronger as their bond grows.

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    02 Apr 2026

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    7/7