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Jud walks along the side of the road for at least half an hour, dressed in yesterday's vestments, underprepared for the slowly-thawing October morning, before a familiar Mercedes pulls alongside him.
He's been praying the whole time, which is the only reason he doesn't immediately chuck a rock at one of the doubtless-expensive windows. He wonders if Blanc deduced the perfect moment to arrive somehow, through some calculus of emotion or some sort of fantastical hearing aid trained on his breath.
Maybe Jud is just that predictable. Just that mechanical. Just that controlled by the obvious tendencies of his human flesh.
"I was wondering if you might perhaps be in need of a ride back to your parish, or if you're still working on the god part of your forgiveness."
"God forgives." Jud sighs. "It's not up to us to work for it."
He reaches for the door handle, and carefully doesn't look at Blanc who doesn't quite hide his satisfaction.
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Jud Duplenticy doesn't really have any friends. Nobody he's not bound to by obligation. Maybe in another world, Benoit Blanc could fill the role. He certainly keeps coming back to visit. But for some reason, he refuses to open up to Father Jud.
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- Part 1 of This Pride of Ours
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Benoit remembers feeling nigh on ten years old standing in a church that wasn't really anything like the one he'd grown up in, staring at the back of a man he'd spent the night watching in the foreground of boxing rings and the backgrounds of hate-filled sermons, not often speaking for himself. Thinking it was a mistake to be there at all.
He remembers staring at the single blurry freeze frame of Monsignor Wicks' tirade against a visiting gay couple where Father Jud was visible in the midst of the camera pan to the couple storming out. He looked... pained, maybe? Sick? Small. He wasn't looking at Wicks, or the couple, or the camera.
He remembers Geraldine calling him back, for the fourth or fifth time, her name obscuring Jud's eyes. He remembers deciding to do his job, no matter the tangle in his gut.
He remembers being surprised at every turn by the shape of man Father Jud was, and he remembers leaving with every answer but one.
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Benoit Blanc is loud and proud enough to often avoid coming out. But maybe it's only plausible deniability skirting the ire of his Catholic priest, no matter how much he wants to believe. Blanc spends a year trying and failing to not make it Jud's problem.
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- Part 2 of This Pride of Ours
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Scott Hunter scores, and Patrick tries to tamp down the cheer that bursts out of him with nearly-teary exuberance, but it's a bit of a wasted effort because the whole bar explodes. Even the dance floor. More than one group of sultry voices starts shouting about shots. Patrick kisses the irritation and aperol-sweetness off of his husband's lips and does his best to keep his eyes off the TV, but it's not long before the whole bar is cheering again for a Vaughn-goal, Hunter-assist.
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The one where Patrick and David visit New York City for their anniversary, and just so happen to be in a certain gay bar on a night the Admirals are playing. It's definitely a coincidence. Patrick feels extremely normal about it.
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- Part 2 of Never In a Vacuum
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A Schitt's Creek/Heated Rivalry crossover. Wherein Patrick Rose-Brewer (and, reluctantly, his husband David) are hosting a watch party for the Stanley Cup final in 2017, and something happens on the ice that absolutely no one expected.
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- Part 1 of Never In a Vacuum
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Bill and Ted are going to get married.
With that option on the table, all of the alternatives--marrying separate babes and buying separate houses and raising separate kids--seem patently ridiculous. For a long time, Bill and Ted were Wyld Stallyns. Now that Wyld Stallyns has grown bigger and better, maybe they do need another way to mark each other as the most excellent thing in each other's lives.
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Bill and Ted find out that their older selves are married to each other, and are surprised to learn that it doesn't actually change anything.
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chrono's Schitt's Creek/Heated Rivalry crossover fics, with an emphasis on what the Kip Grady/Scott Hunter kiss means for the recently-married Sports Gay Patrick, and a bit of fictional NYC queer scene mess on the side. TV canon only for Heated Rivalry, with occasional crumbs from tumblr or the wiki as fancy strikes.
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A series of loose vignettes set in an AU with two main points of divergence: David Rose is a trans man and Wendy decides to keep the Blouse Barn open under a new name post-lawsuit.
Don't worry, Patrick will eventually make an appearance on schedule--I just wanted an excuse to write about trans!David's complicated relationship with clothing and journey to learning how to dress the people living in the greater Elm Valley in ways that feel comfortable for them.
I'll keep this series in order of in-universe chronology, but may not necessarily write and publish them in order. The goal is to keep each individual installment fairly self-contained, so you can read them in any order or read any subset you wish.
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100 Word Concentrate by chronologicalimplosion, mermaidpotato (chronologicalimplosion)
Fandom Castle, Doctor Who, Homestuck, Marvel (Movies), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Avengers (2012), The Avengers - All Fandoms
12 Nov 2022
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100-word drabbles, from any of a number of fandoms. Usually at least slightly shippy, sometimes they don't make sense. Trying to take the essence of a thing, situation, or idea, and condensing it into as small a space as possible.
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Falling Cheese-Wheels to Bologna Chandeliers by chronologicalimplosion
Fandom Marvel (Movies), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, The Avengers (2012), The Avengers - All Fandoms
09 Aug 2012
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A series of presents to my best friend who's going off to college. This is partially because of that and partly because, every Christmas and Birthday since I've known her, I have promised her the same present and failed to deliver on that one present. It's possible I may never finish that, so the ten fics that will wind up here are the five Christmas and five Birthday presents I owe her.
Love you lots, Corrie.
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06 Jun 2026
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"Sometimes, when Shane Hollander hears a sound, it gets stuck in his brain."
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While at the cottage, Shane starts to relax in a way that embarrasses him. Ilya refuses to let Shane be ashamed.
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04 Jun 2026
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“I wondered if you might be able to… hint that Rozanov and I are friends. On my Instagram and other social media. So, once we announce it, the fans won’t be as shocked,” Shane said.
Nicole blinked. “You want me to soft launch that you and Ilya Rozanov are friends?”
“Soft launch?”
What was this life Nicole had found herself in? About to explain a soft launch to two-time MHL MVP Shane Hollander?
Rose tells Shane to hire her friend Nicole as his social media manager. Over many months, Nicole starts to notice that Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov might be a little bit more than rivals and friends.
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27 May 2026
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anthems for a 17 year old by wermbrain
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Apr 2026
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"He opens his mouth, trying to find the right words. When he does, he nearly chokes on them. They come up quiet, weak, shameful. But they come anyway.
'It’s not fair.'"
or; Luca is young and queer and out, and Shane is jealous. He and Ilya work through those feelings.
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22 May 2026
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where nobody knows you by dottiedoesotherfandoms (dottie_wan_kenobi)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
29 Jan 2026
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After a moment, Hayden pulls back. Then he hands her the phone—Shane’s phone.
“I grabbed this when I was getting his stuff and I saw, well.”
He looks away from Yuna, briefly glances at David, then looks away from him too. There’s an oddly guilty look on his face that has Yuna suspicious at once.
“Um, has Shane told you guys about Lily?”
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AKA, Yuna and David find out about Lily, Shane’s... girlfriend?, while he's in the hospital. It's a while before they find out about Ilya.
Featuring:
- high Shane
- Ilya angst
- theories about who Lily could be
- Yuna & "Lily" texting
- identity shenanigansSeries
- Part 2 of heated rivalry social media fics
- Part 1 of i need sunshine (Ilya & Hollanders)
- Part 3 of all dwk heated rivalry fics
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20 May 2026