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Let’s get one thing perfectly clear; They hadn’t meant to startle you. No. No, no, they certainly hadn’t meant to, hadn’t even meant to watch, to listen, it had all been an accident, some horrible accident, some lovely, sweet sounding littlea̶̡̟̭̠̱̬͍̼̥͓̦͍̠̐̇̅̂͆̋͌͛͜ͅģ̵͚̼͎̣̭̞̰̂͛̆̍̃̍̊͗̆̆͌͠ͅg̶̢̛̟̠͈͇̘͗͆͐̑͂̈́̇̕h̶̨̧̘̹̯͚̤̹̮̺̗́͐̌͘͘͝ͅͅh̷̙̖͇̉͒̔́̈͒̀͊̕ͅĥ̵̺̠̮̪̯́̇̿̍͝͠͝͠ẖ̴̗͙̔̊́h̵̰̣͓͓̪̯͔̮̼͌̀̌̂̓̌̓̔̑͒̍̚͝
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Somebody Else Wants That by ValeWright42
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
03 May 2026
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"...emitting a radio frequency, I tuned into it expecting little more than feedback, maybe due to a magnetic inbalance-”
“And??”
Wordlessly, they flick a switch, and the noise is played loud enough for the entire room to hear it.
“Please,” a voice sobs, “Please, it hurts- I'm scared, I just- please, I just want to live. Why doesn't anyone else want that? Why can't I- I want to-” it breaks off into more sobbing and the room practically vibrates with tension.
“That-! That is the language spoken by Engineer Rocky's Grace! That is HUMAN language!”
“Yes.”
“There is a human down there?? That shouldn't be-”
“But there is. What now?”
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AT-5 pops up on the edges of the Eridian Solar System with no explanation. They find Simon under the ocean.Series
- Part 1 of There's Value in Company
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30 Jun 2026
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Patron saints of one way trips by clokkerfoot
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
18 Apr 2026
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An Eridian mining crew find a human welded into a stranded ship on the surface of a moon. They bring him back to Erid, to the only other human they know.
Something in Grace's chest flickered into life. He had buried it so long ago that he hardly knew what it was anymore, and so he took off his glasses and cleaned them on the edge of his cardigan, as if Rocky's words were a smudge he could clear away before finding the will to hope.
“Ah…” his words failed halfway out of his mouth. Rocky chittered at him, a little sound of encouragement. “There’s another human? Here. And… alive?”
** Work is complete but new chapters may be added if the whimsy takes me**
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30 Jun 2026
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she's not going to die today by zerospoons_onlyknives (oprime) for a_cry_in_the_wilderness, periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Dec 2022
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Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that doesn’t tell him what his soulmate’s day has in store for them as most people do. Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that only tells him one thing and only some of the time. Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that sometimes disappears.
Wade Wilson doesn’t think about his soulmate mark. Wade Wilson doesn’t look at his soulmate mark (except when he does). Wade Wilson feels kind of bad for whatever dissertation writing, coffee drinking normie is on the other side of his soulmate mark.
An antagonistic SpideyPool AU that I wrote at three in the morning when I couldn't sleep. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
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The higher the top the longer the drop by Sprunkly
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
27 May 2026
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Adrian is, to put it bluntly, very upfront. And even a little bit rude sometimes. But they are never mean. When Rocky and I started teaching them English, them and I started joking back and forth a bit. Their humour is dry (like a lot of Eridians, I have found) but they always know how to make me laugh. They’re caring and smart and—I’m getting off track.
To put it shortly, I am…attracted to Adrian. This realisation came shortly after I realised a looming crush on Rocky. How embarrassing. Nothing about us is compatible. I would die outside of my ‘enclosure’ (for lack of a better word) and they would die a slow and painful death inside of mine. Without a protective suit on, I mean.
And yet…
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Grace realises he is very much crushing on not just Rocky, but Adrian as well. He also really wants them to lay eggs in him and possibly has wet dreams about that. Often. Maybe.
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23 Jun 2026
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“You said you would be my slave.” She coos, raising her head, staring down at him so full of pride.
“I said we were equals.” He responds cautiously, leaning back on his hands as he watches her intently, trying to guess her next move.
She walks toward him, crowding his personal space until she crouches down, tilting her head to the side. He mimics her, his breathing already growing heavy.
“We are.” She agrees, raising a finger and pressing it to the centre of his chest. “But you still want to be mine, deep inside.”
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14 Jun 2026
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He did it, Jake Sully’s been captured! It doesn’t give you a break from patrols though, but wandering around the large, alien tents is pretty distracting.
At least until one set of intense eyes zero in on you.
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- Part 13 of Random Smut One-shots
- Part 1 of Avatar
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14 Jun 2026
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The Way Life's Meant To Be by MixterGlacia
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Apr 2026
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08 Jun 2026
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In which Grim is unwittingly the catalyst for two reactants to explode, and you find yourself going to Professor Crewel for much more than study help.
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30 May 2026
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Imperfect Strangers by oprime
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
28 Nov 2022
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He shoves himself up from his chair in a move that has me fighting not to flinch but he’s only holding out a big hand for me to shake.
“I’m Wade. Welcome home, roomie.”
My throat clicks as I reach out and watch my hand get engulfed in his. He’s warm and his callouses scrape over my palm and my spider sense feels like it’s on the verge of buzzing down my spine.
“Peter,” I croak. “Peter Parker.”
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Wade Wilson rents out his extra room to the kid that takes all those action shots of Spider-man. Peter something or other. He seems like he'll be an okay roommate and maybe an in with Spidey Cakes but why does everything about him seem so familiar?
Peter Parker finds an unheard-of deal on a decent apartment. The only problem? He has to live with Meathead Jock, the kind of guy who looks like he's about to shove Peter's head in a toilet. But there's something about this particular jock that throws Peter's spider sense out of whack. What is this guy's deal?
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Everything Is Fine Here, Right? by CouchxxPotato
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, dpxdc - Fandom, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
26 Apr 2026
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The Batfamily is familiar with trauma. They are less familiar with a child who shows almost none of it.
Danny’s newest foster placement is Wayne Manor, and his presence there is quiet, unsettling, and impossible to ignore.
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04 May 2026
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A Ghost of Yourself by Ash_Woods
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
20 Mar 2025
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GIW + Danny's parents have found a new way to track Phantom using emotions. This leads to Danny running away and somehow landing in the Gotham foster care under Bruce Wayne's care. Based on a Tumblr post prompt by @nerdpoe, crossposted on AO3 and Tumblr! You can find my handles for those sites in my profile.
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29 Apr 2026
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totally and amazingly unbelievable by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Mar 2020
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Peter crashes at Wade's place waiting for him to get home, only he's having a wet dream when Wade returns.
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25 Apr 2026
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"The boy’s sobbing had faded by now and Severus realized the child had fallen asleep whilst snuggled into his neck. How on earth had he been one to receive this letter over the mutt, or the wolf, or any of the other order members?"
Severus Snape makes a different decision that fateful night and raises Harry as his own.
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- Part 1 of Raising Harry
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02 Apr 2026
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I'm Begging for Mercy on my Mind by AYeti
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
22 Feb 2022
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After you sustain another awful attack from the man you live with in the village, you're determined to put an end to your suffering. You escape to the Castle and beg Lady Dimitrescu to kill you. She doesn't.
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Reader is a victim of abuse and finds safety where she least expects it.
Update: I've edited this to remove personal features I had written into it originally so that Reader/Reed is more inclusive. Lady D is for everyone. :) If I've missed anything, feel free to point it out to me if you have the energy to do so. <3
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28 Nov 2025
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Harry Potter: The Creepy and the Kooky by DodoDum, JMJackson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld)
14 Apr 2026
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A simple walk on Halloween changes the life of the Addams Family when Gomez and Morticia come across a ruined home with the inhabitants murdered. There was only one survivor; a baby boy with a lightning bolt scar.
Unable to leave the orphaned baby alone and recognising the twisted magical signature of the Dark Lord Voldemort, the members of one of the ancient and most powerful families of the magical world vow to raise the boy as their own.
“Lucifer Addams, welcome to your new home.”
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Is it running from your problems if your problems consider you to be a dead imprint of consciousness that killed their son? Yes, but Danny tries not to think about how his nightmares of his parents trying to kill him came true when they found out he was Phantom.
After being on the run from his parents and the government for a couple of months, moving from town to town, Danny ends up in Gotham City and decides to risk staying in Batman's territory. He'd take the wrath of Batman over live vivisection via beloved parents or being studied and torn apart by the government. Besides, he's not a meta. Being dead is a medical condition.
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26 Oct 2025
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Kouyou knew that he had a somewhat unpopular opinion; the Sayaran invasion wasn’t actually that bad. Sure, they basically disarmed the whole planet and humans were drafted into working in their mines on Mars, but it wasn’t bad.
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23 Sep 2025
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the human condition by defectivevillain (defectivehero)
Fandoms: Shall We Date?: Obey Me! (Video Game)
23 Apr 2025
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You’re sorting through paperwork with Lucifer when you accidentally slide your fingertip against the corner of a page. “Ow,” you say instinctually, more out of reflex than genuine pain.
“Are you alright?” Lucifer asks, looking up from his papers for the first time since you started this task.
“Oh, yeah,” you wave his concern off. “Just got a paper cut.”
“A paper cut,” Lucifer repeats with bemusement and skepticism. “You got hurt by a piece of paper,” he says incredulously.
The demon brothers learn a valuable lesson as they grow to include you in their lives: humans are very strange.
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- Part 11 of obey me!
Bookmarked by mashed_potatoes (cannotpickafandom)
05 Sep 2025
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Weary Bones and Planting Roots by fingerprints (pielsdenaranja)
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types, The Flash - All Media Types, Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics)
01 Jan 2025
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"Did I scream before I woke up?"
He nodded, "What did you dream?"
"Death."
Danny Fenton has a lying problem. Said lying problem just might fix his issues - or it might make him uphold his threats of interdimensional war. He hasn’t figured it out yet.