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    When two-time Oscar winner and walking PR catastrophe Sirius Black drunkenly torpedoes his career at an award show, his manager sends him to The Graham Norton Show for damage control.

    (Un)fortunately, sharing the sofa that night is bestselling reclusive novelist RJ Lupin: cardigan-clad, and far too attractive for Sirius’s peace of mind.

    Somewhere between hundreds of viral memes and stolen phone numbers, what begins as a PR nightmare might just become the first honest thing either of them has ever done in years.

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    27 May 2026

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    Me: hi mr lupin 😊

    Mr. Lupin: Hello

    Mr. Lupin: Are you going to tell me who you are today?

    Me: i have another hint for you

    Me: i don't have a dad, but i could sure use a daddy ❤️

    Mr. Lupin: And you figure I'm the man for that job?

    Me: 😜

    Me: you tell me

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    10 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    It became electric.

    And their happiness was unbridled. The last months of school were the colour of a sunrise: orange and bright. They felt like the first rays of sunlight in early spring or like warm summer evenings with drinks and a campfire.

    Nostalgia is treacherous, and hindsight tells lies, but Remus knew he had been happy. That things had never been and never will be as sweetly good. As innocently content.

    Or, an AU where professor Remus Lupin recounts how he once loved famous rock star Sirius Black.

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    CW: this story deals with sometimes heavy themes surrounding being queer, and young and growing up around homophobia.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    Remus isn’t great at technology. Fortunately, when he breaks his computer the night before his keynote speech and has to take a chance on an unusual repair shop, he gets lucky.

    Really lucky.

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    09 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    Marlene McKinnon worked her entire life to play professional quidditch. The day she was drafted onto the Holyhead Harpies should have been the greatest of her life, if only she hadn’t been a second draft pick to Dorcas Meadowes; the talented, cutthroat player from France, who looks just as good as she plays.

    Marlene hates her, but she’s also kind of obsessed with her.

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    Dorlene Heated Rivalry AU but with quidditch!

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    27 Feb 2026