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The thaumaturgical breakthroughs of pining, middle-aged men by agentmoppet
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
06 Mar 2026
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As the Elder Brain falls below the horizon, Gale makes a shocking discovery: his blood, changed forever by the Netherese Orb, lets Astarion stand in the sunlight.
Commence nights of sleepless academia, the overwhelming effort to not be a burden, and a thorough misunderstanding of what he actually means to Astarion.
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the ancient and beloved rite of enemies by agentmoppet for Moonflower_Rose
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Dec 2025
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While exploring an ancient tomb, Harry calls on his trusted Cursebreaker advisor, Draco Malfoy, to ensure the tomb is safe from traps. And, if he’s lucky, to assist him in the ancient and beloved rite of dancing around one’s old nemesis to the tune of desire, vulnerability, and mutual trust.
It’s a familiar ritual, but one he will never tire of.
Draco’s pretty into it, too.
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Where Starlight Falls by agentmoppet for citrusses
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2024
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The magic concealing Sirius’s Last Will and Testament doesn’t reveal the full extent of Harry’s inheritance until two years after the war. When it does, it turns out that Harry has inherited more than just the Black Family vault—he’s inherited the family’s magic, too.
He just has to find it first.
And he needs Draco Malfoy’s help to do it.
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Mushroom Soup by the Nameless on a Full Moon Night by agentmoppet for couldbenyx
Fandoms: Original Work
15 Nov 2022
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A list, some mushrooms, and a bog witch on a moonlit path.
Mistakes, lost memories. Lies.
Tumbling through the woods into the Feywild.
Don't trust the chest.
The full moon will guide us home.If you think your boss is a hardass, try being screamed at because you forgot to collect the mushrooms for the soup, and then being sent out to get them at midnight on a full moon when the Feywild is only a heartbeat away.
Do that, and then you can talk to me.
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Who on earth decided that bringing back the Yule Ball for their eighth year would be a good idea? It feels like the worst day of Harry’s life, watching everyone get glammed up like the war never happened, like the last Triwizard Tournament wasn’t such a colossal failure.
And then it happens again. And again. And again.
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A Garland of Pansies by agentmoppet for webofdreams89
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Nov 2021
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Pansy has always been dogged when it comes to getting what she wants. When Hermione Granger walks into her flower shop, it seems what she wants is dinner, a show, and a shag with a long-time crush—not necessarily in that order.
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A freak potions accident leaves Teddy lost in time. Good thing Harry and Malfoy are there to save him. If only Harry could stop screwing everything up...
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When we're winning by agentmoppet, hippocrates460, Tpants
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jun 2021
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Alt. title: Tergiversation
Noun: tergiversation (countable and uncountable, plural tergiversations)
1. The act of abandoning something or someone, of changing sides; desertion; betrayal.
2. The act of evading any clear course of action or speech, of being deliberately ambiguous; equivocation; fickleness.***
Ginny has been working as a Flying Instructor at Hogwarts for just over a year. At the end of her first year a student’s parents come to complain to her about their kid’s grades. Ginny lost her cool in a big way, and McGonagall told her she could only stay if she went to anger management. It’s been tough, nobody understands Ginny, her therapists have been pigs, and now that she’s on her third she’s been told that she won’t be getting reassigned again. Unfortunately the third one is terrible too, and now Linda wants her to keep a diary.
As Tonks says it: “It’s a shame it’s so cruel, it’d be funnier if it weren’t.” -
When the world is on fire, I want you with me to watch it burn by agentmoppet, Lalalaartje, LLAP115
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jun 2021
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When Minerva, Minnie, decides to leave the ministery to teach at Hogwarts, she soon gets more than what she bargained for.
She finds a friend, a lover, a partner that lasts throughout the years, through the good and the bad. -
Brave Open Heart by agentmoppet, maraudersaffair, SoldSeparately
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jun 2021
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Nine months ago, Hermione and Millicent had a passionate affair, but it ended with Millicent breaking Hermione’s heart. Now, Hermione is in love with Pansy, and they are a power couple fighting for creature equality in the Ministry.
Everything comes crashing down when Hermione discovers she is pregnant and Millicent is the other mother. Hermione had no idea two witches could create life, but now she must answer some big questions about parenthood, intimacy, and love.
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Too Many Mortals and Not Enough Heroes by agentmoppet
Fandoms: Hercules: The Legendary Journeys
12 Apr 2021
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Aphrodite is restless, bored, and nothing in her divine repertoire of pleasures seems to be scratching the itch. Probably because of that thing she doesn't want to admit. That thing that is pure shame to a goddess of love. That thing that starts with L and rhymes with only. Lonely. She's lonely, okay? And nothing will fix it.
She has no idea how teaming up with a sexy blacksmith, the self appointed best salesman in Greece, and the (absolutely not self appointed) king of thieves will solve the problem, but apparently that's what she's doing.
Oh, and they're going to track down the Mirror of Thebes to find her soulmate.
Urgh. Mortals.
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Five times Julian begged for it, and one time he didn't by agentmoppet
Fandoms: The Arcana (Visual Novel)
08 Feb 2021
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Julian keeps coming back to Asra, even though it hurts. Maybe it's because it reminds him... no matter how much Asra hates him, it can never possibly be as much as Julian hates himself.
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Julian copes with pain badly, until one day he doesn't. One day he finds himself instead, and it brings more happiness than he could possibly imagine.
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Harry Potter ignites the Veela’s Curse and gets an unwitting Draco Malfoy bonded to him as his executioner… and soulmate. They’ll need to break it quickly, before it takes over, but Potter isn’t the only one running out of time.
The sand in the hourglass has nearly fallen, and whichever way this ends, Draco is doomed.
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Dean’s in Heaven, but he ain’t dead yet. And someone wants to strike a bargain.
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Picking up right where the series left off and fixing it.
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In which a pandemic results in Harry being locked in the Astronomy tower with Malfoy while they struggle to find the cure.
Malfoy’s concern vanished in place of one of the biggest eye rolls Harry had ever seen. It looked painful. “I don’t know, Potter, maybe because I’ve been cursed to live in interesting times more than once in my life, and it’s leaving me with the unpleasant realisation that all we have in this world is—conceptually—each other.” He finished with a blank stare, pushing his fork around aimlessly.
“That’s all we really have, when you get down to it,” Harry pointed out, thinking of the two metre distance he was required to keep from people at all times. “Maybe that’s why this one hurt the most; it took that too.” -
You better run, you better take cover by agentmoppet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Mar 2019
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Harry escapes the demands of his public by running all the way to Australia. While he’s there he finds Draco Malfoy, a lot of mimosas, and a disturbing drinking vessel—not in that order. He also finds some great sex.
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When Pansy bets Draco that there is no chance he and Harry could carry out a genuine romantic relationship, he and Harry form a plan. But as their fake relationship progresses, Draco sees a side of Harry he never expected. Harry is struggling with something, pushing it far down inside him where he doesn't have to acknowledge its existence. Draco starts to worry, and then he starts to care, and then... horribly... he starts to fall in love.
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There’s something between the two of them, something that builds beneath the smoky lights of the club and grows stronger during midnight conversations held on a rooftop high above the streets of London. But Draco wants to wait.
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Draco Malfoy leaves for France. Harry follows him.
Told via a series of letters.
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New and Familiar by agentmoppet for GoldenTruth813
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Mar 2018
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Slow dancing under gentle lighting is bound to reveal hidden feelings.