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    Fics focused on the Teenage Kix from The Boys comic because these assholes have infested my brain.

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    Exactly what it says on the tin. Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.

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    Assorted rarepair stories for Criminal Case.

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  1. Public Bookmark 21

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    "I always figured you'd go out in some kind of… insane fiery explosion, taking all of us with you out of spite." Zooble carefully steps to the side and leans against the lamppost. He steals a quick glance at them before his eyes drop back down to the piano. "Instead, you were just here one second and… gone, the next."

    The look on Jax's face is impossible to decipher, even more so than usual. "Guess you didn't know me as well as you thought."

    "I never knew you at all. You never let me."

    Or: Post-finale, Zooble steps into Jax's mind for closure and a long-overdue conversation.

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    20 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Destressing is an essential part of the job. That's your job for one of the lesser known supes in Vought's cursed cateloge.

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    25 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    Instead of dying brutally at the hands (and boots) of Vasilii Vorishikin and the Boys, Stormfront was spared. In exchange for his life, Stormfront helps Butcher with his dirty work.

    This is a fan comic script I've been working on for a while now! I'll post things in ten-page 'chunks' once a week.

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    01 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 98

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    Exasperated, Val set the mint plant down with a dull thunk of terracotta. Alastor’s eyes darted to it covetously, but he didn’t move. “Having shared custody of that prick over there makes us in-laws or something, I don’t know. And I can be nice. Look at me, trying so hard to be nice, and you’re hurting my feelings.” As he spoke, he dangled the trowel from one limp wrist like a faggot.

    “Your feelings,” Alastor said dubiously.

    “Yes, my feelings, because unlike some other macho cabrónes in this room, I’m in touch with my inner joy and whimsy.”

    “Good lord. Give me the fucking spade.”

    Or: Alastor and Valentino bond over shared hobbies, Vox is an iPad baby, and maybe there's something to this "relationship" thing after all.

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    21 Apr 2026