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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    The Millers’ beach house was supposed to be a fun getaway : a week of sun, drinks, and celebration for Joel’s 40th birthday. But after that night with Joel, everything’s suddenly… awkward. Joel is cold and distant, because Joel knows better. He won’t cross that line—not with his best friend’s daughter, not when you’re half his age. He’s made his share of mistakes, but this won’t be one of them.
    But Tommy? Tommy’s never been one for restraint, all too willing to take what Joel won’t.

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    18 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    "We could slow dance to rock music / kiss while we do it / talk till we both turn blue."

    — Lana Del Rey / "Freak"

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    It starts with a mistake─a wrong number dialed through tears and too much vodka. Joel listens when he shouldn't, checks in when he shouldn't, and before long, one call turns into a habit neither of you seem interested in breaking.

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    Reader can't stop calling Joel back and Joel is unfortunately into it.

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    16 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    A Jedi is not supposed to desire their enemy, and yet you have found yourself doing exactly that. After many rotations spent secretly longing for Maul, you finally find yourself alone with him - and he is soon between your thighs. But how can you possibly humour such an illicit dalliance, when you are Jedi, and he is a renegade Sith Lord?

    (tl;dr: You have hate sex with Maul).

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    08 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 68

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    You work as a (somewhat reputable) technician on the lower levels of Coruscant. In the middle of the night, a strange and angry Zabrak crime lord arrives, in need of transport parts and repairs. You both find a little bit more than you bargained for.

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    08 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    Hiding in exile after Order 66 was tough on its own, a well-known Sith only adding to your struggles as you find yourself face-to-face with one of the galaxy's most feared men. Your dislike for him is mutual - even if your body disagrees.

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    “Could you at least be gentle with me?” you asked, the Sith’s expression not changing one bit as he glared down at you, yellow eyes painfully sharp as he did not even have to ponder your question.

    “No”

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    07 Apr 2026