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AroGrace by Totally_Professional_Writer
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 May 2026
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“How do humans procreate, question?”
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Rocky wants to know why Grace had no mate on earth and he has to explain aromanticism and asexuality to a (very supportive) rock.
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A Genuine Smile by Totally_Professional_Writer
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 May 2026
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Ryland Grace was alone in space. Or, at least, he thought he was. Alone and purposeless. But when the NannyBot opens up a wall and gives him a new companion, he finds himself with a new purpose on top of saving the world: helping this poor child find happiness again, even in the depths of space. At least he has company!
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One of Grace's students was sent up in the Hail Mary with him, and he has to now deal with not only a suicide mission, but also a traumatized eighth grader.
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What if Caine died while the characters were trapped in their own personal hells...with no one to get them out?
Basically each character has to face their deepest fears in order to free themselves and find the rest of the group.
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Jax had been through a lot. That was for certain. There were endless examples he could go through. So many times this stupid world had tried to [BLEEP] him over, and so many times he hadn’t let it. So many times he had. So many stupid things he’d done.
But almost abstracting? That was a new one.
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Odysseus is ready to kill anyone if it means seeing his wife and son again… or so he thought. But when the baby boy he’s ordered to kill turns out to have a sister who’s willing to do anything to save her baby brother, he suddenly finds it’s not that easy. So he takes the no-longer-royal siblings with him, but taking care of kids that seem to constantly re-awaken feelings he’s buried for ten years, as well as 600 hungry, tired men, is a harder task than he bargained for. And then things start going off track…
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Within A Spectroscopic Binary by oofouchyikes
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
10 Jul 2026
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Between Grace's scant first aid and the nanny bot they managed to get the man mostly stable, tucked into Grace's bed and completely dead to the world for the past few days.
It's the same man currently trying to kill him.
or, the Eridians find a man covered in blood and Grace hasn't been able to care for something in far too long.
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- Part 1 of The Nature of Star Systems
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- 62/?
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17 Jun 2026
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Connection (Long Shot) by chubbysloth11
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Apr 2026
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As Rocky and Grace head towards Erid, a transmission comes through over the ship's comms.
A human voice.
After (rightfully) freaking out, Rocky and Grace have a new friend to rescue. Will they make it in time? And if they do, what will it be like to have another human aboard?
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- Part 1 of BloodyMary
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- English
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- 96,295
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- 14/14
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14 Jun 2026
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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- English
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- 10/10
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11 Jun 2026
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[Podfic] "AroGrace" by Totally_Professional_Writer by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 May 2026
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“How do humans procreate, question?”
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Rocky wants to know why Grace had no mate on earth and he has to explain aromanticism and asexuality to a (very supportive) rock.
Bookmarked by Totally_Professional_Writer
18 May 2026
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The Mechanics of Compromise by eatreadandsleeprepeat
Fandoms: Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz
12 Mar 2018
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The Squip never left. Jeremy had accepted that. But he didn't think it was going to really come back.
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- English
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- 118,852
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- 26/26
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12 May 2026