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    Remus has been stood up.

    It’s been 30 minutes and his blind date clearly saw the scars and bounced, the waiter keeps giving him dirty looks, and he really just wants to drown himself in boxed wine and forget this night ever happened.

    That's when, out of nowhere, the most gorgeous man shows up, pretending to be his boyfriend. The man is a complete stranger, who just wants to help someone in a shitty situation, but it honestly feels like they’ve known each other their whole lives.

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    “I don’t want anything from you,” Draco sneered at him. “Piss off back to the Weasel and his annoying girlfriend.”

    “Yes, you do,” Harry said simply. Confusion flooded Draco's face as Harry walked forward, backing him into the planter beds. His torso hit the wood, hands going back to steady himself as Harry stepped even closer. Draco's eyes darted down to where their bodies were almost touching, then back up to Harry’s face.

    “For fuck’s sake Potter, I don’t have time for this. What? What is it?”

    Harry leaned forward and reached out, his hands wrapping around Draco’s wrists where they were holding on the wood for balance.

    “You want to be dominated,” Harry said casually.

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    Harry and Draco decide to enter into a BDSM contract during their 8th year at Hogwarts and it all goes downhill from there.

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    “It was just a kiss,” Hermione muttered to herself, but the words felt hollow. It wasn’t just any kiss; it was Draco. The boy with the disarming smile and those eyes that seemed to see right through her unraveling her defenses. She wasn’t stupid, and that was the problem; she saw the signs, and she knew and understood them, so knowing you are walking into a burning building is almost worse than stumbling upon it.

    Enemies to lovers? Oh, this is the crème de la crème! A Modern Goddess retelling so delightfully surprising, you’ll find yourself craving a sequel faster than you can say “Little Sacrifice!” -I count that as Mudblood!

    Spicy, Erotic, Dark-Romantasy.

    The Right Hand of Hades is a nail-biting adventure set in Zeus’s post-apocalyptic playground, where the cosmic scales between humans, gods, and consciences are tipped by the spark of forbidden romance!

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    “Draco,” Pansy spoke softly, “You had to have realized this was a possibility. I mean, he’s been coming here for years.”

    “Doesn’t mean he’d want to actually work here,” Draco grumbled. He rubbed his eyes until he saw spots, trying to purge the sight of Potter from the backs of his eyelids. “Christ, Pans. How am I supposed to deal with this?”

    “With your head held high,” Pansy scolded. “Like a Malfoy.”

    Damn it all. She was right. He was a Malfoy, and he would not be intimidated by his early teenage nightmare come back to haunt him.

    No. Potter was the one who should be afraid. Draco was a Slytherin after all, and he was going to make sure his campers raked every single Gryffindor across the coals.

    Yes. That would show him.

    A new fire sparked to life in his gut. It was about time Draco settled the score.

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    Or, Draco returns to his childhood summer camp as a counselor. Unfortunately, so does Harry Potter.

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    08 May 2026

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    The Battle of Hogwarts is over, but the scars of war remain. As Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts for an unprecedented 8th year, she is determined to rebuild, heal, and move forward. But when she’s forced to share a dormitory—and her daily life—with Pansy Parkinson, the sharp-tongued Slytherin who once stood against everything she believed in, Hermione finds herself drawn into an unexpected storm of tension, rivalry, and self-discovery.

    Haunted by the past and burdened by their choices, both Hermione and Pansy must navigate a Hogwarts that feels both familiar and foreign. Through reluctant alliances, clashing ideals, and moments of vulnerability, they begin to unravel the facades they’ve built to protect themselves. But as walls crumble, they’ll face questions neither of them is ready to answer: Can forgiveness mend what’s been broken? And is there more to their connection than either of them is willing to admit?

    Amid the chaos of rebuilding a school—and a world—they thought they knew, Hermione and Pansy must confront their differences, their shared history, and the growing storm between them. Sometimes, the only way to heal is to step into the tempest.

    Enemies. Allies. Something more?

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    26 Apr 2026