TheDae



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    Unrelated oneshots about our favorite couple's grave errors in judgment and the resulting consequences. Or to put it briefly: idiots in love at their most idiotic.

    Words:
    54,210
    Works:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    154
  2. Words:
    115,420
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    29
  3. Words:
    266,460
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    142
  4. Words:
    270,347
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    2

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Here we go.” He tossed the first folder aside in favour of flipping open the next. “A woman filed a report after her parents returned from a trip to…Willowsea? Wherever the fuck that is. Apparently they…oh.”

    Granger leapt forward, reaching for the folder. “Let me see.”

    “No, I’m reading it.” He turned away from her. “It says here that they’ve lost their magic.”

    “What?”

    In the small coastal town of Willowsea, strange happenings occur. Magic vanishes, memories fade, and an odd young couple have an unfortunate habit of asking too many questions.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    118,343
    Chapters:
    18/24
    Comments:
    1,588
    Kudos:
    475
    Bookmarks:
    247
    Hits:
    20,901

    16 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    17

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are cursed. Probably. Maybe.

    All Hermione knows for certain is that he keeps sticking his pointy nose and other body parts where they aren't welcome: like into her dating life, and under her skin, literally.

    Meanwhile, all Draco knows for certain is that in all his fantasies of getting into her knickers, he never imagined it happening like that.

    A twist of fate, a statistical anomaly, or a sex curse: whatever the cause, there's (probably) just one solution.

    -

    (In which Hermione and Draco Apparate into one another, repeatedly.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,244
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    655
    Kudos:
    2,876
    Bookmarks:
    866
    Hits:
    57,590

    20 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Witty.

  3. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    ‘Thank you, boy,’ Draco whispered very quietly, so Hermione couldn’t hear. ‘It’s been an absolute privilege loving her with you.’

    Or

    Hermione is having the worst Christmas of her life - until fate intervenes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,994
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    199
    Kudos:
    1,612
    Bookmarks:
    212
    Hits:
    9,523

    19 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Beautiful. Heartbreaking.

  4. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Draco is hit in the head by the Pinecone of True Sight, which forces him to confront one mortifying realization: he’s grievously in love with Hermione Granger.

    D/Hr Advent 2025

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,982
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    129
    Kudos:
    929
    Bookmarks:
    117
    Hits:
    6,342

    19 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Lovely. Witty. ♥️

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Malfoy?

    God. He hasn’t heard her say his name in years, and certainly not with so little derision.

    “Granger,” he returns, paying her the same courtesy.

    She steps closer and a small part of him relishes the fact he’s distracted her from what was evidently a single-minded pursuit.

    “What’re you doing here?” she demands.

    “In my shop?” He leans his hip against the counter and crosses his arms over his chest. “Commerce, I expect.”

    ---

    Or, when Draco owns an apothecary and Hermione can't bring herself to pay.

    Written for D/Hr Advent 2025

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,980
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    1,408
    Bookmarks:
    167
    Hits:
    9,314

    11 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Christmas. Cute.