TheBonster
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Fresh from a successful raid, Stede decides everyone should try a vacation again.
It's really just an excuse to fuck Ed on the beach, though.
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- Part 2 of Monsterfucker Stede Bonnet
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You Are The Moon Pulling My Black Waters by TheBonster
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Apr 2022
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"You were always gonna realize what I am." - Blackbeard, episode 8.
A very much alive Stede Bonnet returns to the Revenge with his rescued crew, hoping to reconcile with Ed, only to find the quite-real kraken has a hold of their ship, and maybe his heart, too.
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- Part 1 of Monsterfucker Stede Bonnet
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Eyes Unclouded By Hate by TheBonster
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师Q | Módào Zǔshī Q (Cartoon), Mononoke-hime | Princess Mononoke
13 Oct 2021
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A boar god corrupted with resentful energy attacks Prince Lan Zhan's quiet, secluded village, and the fallout changes his life forever.
Cursed and with little hope for a cure, he finds himself on a journey to the west, a verdant land of elemental magic, where the battle between civilization and nature is personal for another prince, one of wolves and wilderness. Caught between the wild world and the call of civilization, both princes must work together to confront a danger that could mean the end of the forested mountains - and their growing bond.
A Princess Mononoke AU.
OCTOBER 2021: THERE IS NOW ART FOR THIS FIC!!!
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Change of Plans by TheBonster
Fandoms: 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021), 天涯客 | Faraway Wanderers - priest
08 Jun 2021
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Drunk off cheap beer from a departmental gathering, Zhou Zishu flees Jin Wang's unwanted advances, and finds a whole different kind of thirst in a chance encounter with a stranger.
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I've Got You by TheBonster
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 May 2021
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After several days of snow, Wei Ying is ready to go sledding.
Lan Zhan has never gone sledding, and wasn't planning on changing that. But once they're out in the snowy mountains, he discovers a lot more warmth than he was expecting.
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What it says on the tin - one soft dose of kraken!Ed cuddling and one spicier.
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Though She Be But Little by TheBonster
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Dec 2020
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Let the women of The Untamed fight 2k20.
In which Jiang Yanli, Wen Qing, and Mianmian rediscover agency and power in the cultivation world, and beyond it, via their own unique weaponry.
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Given five days by the council to prepare Kakashi’s wake, Sakura moves into the Hatake clan’s estate to fulfill her duty as his fiancée—ensuring his spirit is properly guided into the afterlife. But the longer she stays, the more she realizes something is deeply wrong.
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Bookmarked by TheBonster
04 Jan 2026
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This massage was heavenly as she melted deeper into the plush cushion under his skillful touch. It was incredible how attuned he was to her body, having an unerring way of knowing which areas needed more tending to than others—and it had only just begun.
But still…
Her mind couldn’t help but imagine that it was a certain silver-haired Hokage massaging her.
If only it was him.
Or: Sakura books a massage at the new massage clinic in the village and Kakashi takes over her session.
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Bookmarked by TheBonster
19 Dec 2025
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like a stray to the arms that were open by Laylah for Mornelithe_falconsbane
Fandoms: Naruto
04 Sep 2016
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"It's a jutsu Tsunade developed—"
"Of course it is."
"—to help medi-nins direct chakra through their patients' bodies in traumatic situations, and how are you even lucid." She glares at him.
"I'm pretty sure I'm not," Kakashi says helpfully. "So I gladly consign my dubious virtue to your talented hands."
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Bookmarked by TheBonster
16 Dec 2025
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Luffy looked up and met her eyes. He smiled at her. Luffy had the most beautiful smile Nami had ever seen. Even in the pitch black of a night at sea, it was bright like the sun. He held out his hand to her. “Wanna join us, Nami?”
Nami walks in on her new crewmates in a compromising position.
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08 Dec 2025
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"You probably believe that you seduced me and are personally to blame for the fact that I… want you. But, Kakashi, you remember perfectly well that everything started after my dream."
"One can dream of anything," he rasped, his throat painfully dry.
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- Part 3 of Of Dares
Bookmarked by TheBonster
10 Nov 2025