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Unknown number (sun, 9:03 am): hey settle an argument chocolate milk in cereal is innovative and cool, right?
Remus (sun, 9:07 am): it absolutely is not who tf are u
Unknown number (sun, 9:08 am): first of all, fuck u and second of all i told james u said yes anyway that’s what u get for living in my phone
Sirius texts a wrong number, Remus faces some fears, and things get better.
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01 Sep 2025
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The Six Torments of Remus John Lupin (valentine's version) by borrissol
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Feb 2022
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Sirius loves Valentine's Day; Remus does not.
Mary has organized a Valentine's Party, to Remus eternal displeasure, and Sirius, somehow, manages to drag him into it. At this point, Remus will have to just square up and try to survive it. Enchanted armours, cursed door knobs, breaking-the-ice games and The Final Surprise: will Remus come out triumphant or will the inevitable outcome of his best friend falling in love with someone else lead to eternal agony? Only one way to find out!
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"As I said, the Marauders are a utopian polyplatonical unit."
"How much tongue does Lupin like?" Martha asked.
"It's not about the quantity, it's about the quality" Remus supplied.
"Wise words, Lupin," Sirius agreed. He was a bit breathless too.
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07 Aug 2025
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Sirius get's given a wrong number, Remus definitely isn't being sarcastic, and they should probably agree to stay strangers...
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Rated M for a lot of language, some sexual content but nothing too explicit, mainly jokes/flirting.
Any TWs should be listed at the start of chapter notes, please let me know if I ever miss anything, but this is a safe fic, bar some minor Walburga angst.
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06 Aug 2025
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Sirius
What's your name?I must have something to write hearts around in my diary
Remus
You truly are the worstI feel drained just from two days of interaction with your sorry arse
I can just imagine how the pages of your diary must feel
My name is Remus
Just like it says on the fucking email we all got about the assignment and the essay partner
Sirius
I feel like you really know me already <3-----
Remus thinks he is texting his partner for the Art history essay he’s supposed to write in the new course he's taking. The guy who answers is an annoying flirty idiot. Turns out that it is that gorgeous, black haired, music store guy that Remus has a crush on...
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02 Jul 2025
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It's exam season for Sirius Black. That means constant library visits and heavy workloads. The only thing that is keeping him motivated is the attractive stranger that always happens to be sat on the table across from him. He’s also Welsh.
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28 Jun 2025