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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    Alastor starts coughing up petals and he has no idea why. At first, he tries to hide it, but it steadily worsens until the King of Hell has to step in.

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    13 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    Alastor never expected to find himself tangled in Lucifer's sheets—much less tangled in Lucifer himself. But between the king’s teasing hands, his mouth and tongue and heat, Alastor quickly learns that Hell’s ruler plays dirty. And Lucifer finds Alastor can play dirtier, especially with motivation.

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    13 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    Alastor doesn't do blind dates. Ever. But Rosie is persuasive, and now he's sitting alone in a jazz club, waiting for his date who's over an hour late.

    The excuse? A chemical plant explosion. What the fuck.

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    11 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    After weeks of Alastor inadvertently receiving Lucifer's sex dreams on his personal signal, Lucifer and Alastor have finally figured themselves out. Sort of.

    They're fucking, and with regularity at that. But Alastor wants... More. He's been expecting some kind of revelatory conversation, a declaration of feelings or something equally as sickening.

    But they haven't talked about it at all, and Alastor isn't going to humiliate himself by bringing it up first. So when Lucifer proposes an agreement, wherein Alastor gets to project fantasies onto his frequency whenever he wants for a week, Alastor sees an opportunity.

    If Lucifer wants to fuck him and forget about the rest, then he'll simply make himself impossible to forget. Revenge is a dish best served hot and wet, and maybe a little bloody?

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    08 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 85

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    “In fact, all I want is a conversation,” Alastor hums, as if a conversation between them is something normal. It happened once or twice, if that much, when they both were at their lowest after that TV-headed demon nearly fucked them both up, before fighting was back at the table. “I'm sure your Majesty can spare a few minutes to listen to his humble servant?”

    “Humble? Doubt it. Servant? I wish,” Lucifer grunts. “At the very least you'd respect me.”

    “Hm, who can say,” Alastor shrugs, stopping his pacing right in front of Lucifer again. “But I do have a bottle of Beelzejuice I got from contraband that I'm willing to share with you for your trouble.”

    Lucifer narrows his eyes, wondering what the fuck the Radio Demon could want, seeing the way he looks at Lucifer with his head tilted slightly, waiting for a response.

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    Spring comes to Hell the same way it comes to Earth, and, with it, comes the heat/rut season. Lucifer is not happy to go through it alone another year after Lilith's leaving, when the Radio Demon makes a proposition he hadn't been expecting.

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    08 Jun 2026