SimpleClown
Fandoms
- DCU (3)
- Batman - All Media Types (3)
- Miraculous Ladybug (3)
- Ever After High (2)
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (1)
Recent works
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Perseus Riptide: The Next Neptune by SimpleClown
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Ever After High
23 Jun 2026
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“Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them—except when they choose not to.” —James Baldwin
Unfortunately for Percy, there's not a day that goes by that the fates aren't throwing some ridiculous, disproportionate challenge his way. But even he has to admit that being sent to a world full of children of fairytale characters who are doomed to repeat the same stories for all eternity.
[Or, the fates see it fit to send the unsuspecting Percy Jackson to a discontinued web series that explores political intrigue and social commentary on classism, societal pressure, and child abuse. Also known as Ever After High.]
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The Details Related to My Paternity Were (Not) Entirely Miscalculated by SimpleClown
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
03 Apr 2026
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“I realized that we’re now at a point of self-reference with the Internet culture that there’s almost no there left, you know? It’s important to make new things. It’s important to make culture, rather than simply reference it. I love a good cultural reference, and it’s one of the great joys in my life, but it has to all be in balance with the core job, which is to make something new.” - John Hodgman
Internet culture in America has been infamous for taking any crumb of juicy gossip and blowing it up to ridiculous proportions. This, of course is due to the public's insatiable thirst for famous figures to exploit and curiosity to know what they have no business sticking their nose in.
[A spin on the time-honored classic, "Marinette's Class Trip to Gotham City, America" coupled with world building, celebrity and paparazzi culture — topped with the media and online discourse.}
Series
- Part 1 of It’s going down I’m yellin timber!
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"The vampire is an outsider. He's the perfect metaphor for those things." - Anne Rice
Valentin should've known better than to turn to a loan shark agency -- what with their unregulated high interest loans and their undoubtable illegal methods of ensuring their victims pay back their debts. But with his father sick and money growing tight, he really didn't have a choice. Unfortunately for him, the loan sharks he borrowed from don't the debt paid with money -- they wanted blood. Then came the fangs. Then Bloodlust. Then the violent sprees. Then arrest. Imprisonment. Psych ward.
[Or, a bitter, semi-agoraphobic, sadistic vampire is given an open position in the Pheonix Program for a chance at rehabilitation for his blood addiction and to be allowed to see his father again. Luckily for him, a bitter, rugged, washed-up hero with his own father wounds is more than happy to help.]
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A Beetle’s Blossom by SimpleClown
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
06 Jan 2024
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The members of the Justice League have seen many things. The deaths and resurrection of some of their comrades, alien doomsdays, off planet missions, and the literal destruction of the world.
But the boy who *strongly* resembles Bruce in more ways than just his appearance has them stumped, especially Bruce himself.
Here is my tumbler for more updates and questions: https://stormiclown.tumblr.com/ (Just copy and paste the link since I don't know how to do embedded URLs.
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Sodium & Glucose Collection of Marion Dupain-Cheng by SimpleClown
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types, Ever After High, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU
20 Mar 2022
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A series of one shots featuring Male Marinette (Marion) because there aren’t enough of these and the one shots I want haven’t been created yet. So now, I’m doing myself. Most of these are from my tumblr: https://stormiclown.tumblr.com/
Recent series
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It’s going down I’m yellin timber! by SimpleClown
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Miraculous Ladybug
03 Apr 2026
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Dean’s favourite coffee shop, The Graveyard Shift, is only open after the sun goes down. Which is perfect for him, because that’s exactly when he craves coffee the most while doing the overnight at the fire hall. The coffee shop’s owner is pretty perfect too, but it’s kind of a bummer that Dean never gets to see Cas during the day. In a world where the supernatural live more or less in peace with the rest of humanity, it’s a little impolite to ask Cas just what he really is - or what his dark past entails.
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- English
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- 53/53
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Bookmarked by SimpleClown
08 Jul 2026
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After Shane's plan to come out to Ilya in Tampa falls through, the pair have a falling out. There is no cottage. Instead, Ilya is forced to wait and see Shane at a charity event being held in New York. Ilya hopes that, after a miserable summer apart, he and Shane can reconcile.
There's just one problem.
Jordan Bragg, a forward for the New York Admirals, has also come out as gay. Stunningly handsome, funny, and just what a heartbroken Hollander needs, Jordan makes it clear that Ilya Rozanov isn't the only one after the Metro's star centre.
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- Part 1 of Mo & Jo Expanded Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 143,820
- Chapters:
- 27/27
- Comments:
- 2,651
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- 8,121
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Bookmarked by SimpleClown
19 May 2026
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This is a personal experiment with HTML. It is a very limited list with what I find useful.
Update: Somehow I find more and more stuff useful, so this list is not that limited (and not that private) anymore. I'll improve it with time and according to my needs and interests.So far that's posted:
Part One: Basics
Part Two: Lines
Part Three: Footnotes and Links
Part Four: Columns and Skins
Part Five: Pictures
Part Six: Videos (and gifs)
Part Seven: Choose Your Own Adventure
Part Eight: Chapter Title
Part Nine: The Title, the Username, and Links
Part Ten: Kudos Message
Part Eleven: Newspaper Article
Part Twelve: Content Notes and Spoiler (NEW: Opacity and hover translations)
Part Thirteen: Playground for Jinx (glitch text, color, table)
Part Fourteen: Text generator
Part Fifteen: Boxes (still in progress)
Part Sixteen: Vertical Text
Part Seventeen: Transition (NEW)
Part Eighteen: Automated Animation (NEWEST)- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,992
- Chapters:
- 20/?
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 201
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- 1,032
- Bookmarks:
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- 38,976
Bookmarked by SimpleClown
30 Apr 2026
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The Sea is Wine Red by gotham_girl
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Odyssey - Homer, The Iliad - Homer, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
13 May 2026
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Getting transported to the past? Tricky. Getting transported to the past with old gods who are fascinated by you? Trickier. Getting transported to the middle of the Trojan War and you and your girlfriend are on different sides? Now that's just mean.
Or, Annabeth and Percy travel back to Ancient Greece during the Trojan War, but end up on opposite sides due to conniving parents and old god grudges. The gods are much more possessive than either child remember them being.
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- Part 1 of Sailing on the Winds of Change
- Part 2 of Gotham Girl's PJO Fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 76,943
- Chapters:
- 14/?
- Comments:
- 3,660
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- 12,038
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- 4,266
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- 368,085
Bookmarked by SimpleClown
28 Apr 2026
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Genesis in Daylight by saltedriceball (tealvneu)
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
01 Dec 2025
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The final battle on Olympus was supposed to be that — final. Instead, Luke wakes up in a strange, alternate version of his world where he died at seventeen, the Mist was never created, and both gods and monsters alike freely roam the earth.
In order to blend in and survive, he must use every skill at his disposal — for this new world has new rules of its own, and the gods here are much more dangerous than he remembers.
Also, why on earth does he have the Sun God's name tattooed on his chest?
(OR: Instead of dying after the Battle of Olympus, Luke gets transported into an alternate universe where he died in his quest at the Garden of Hesperides. Unfortunately for him, not only does he have to deal with being hunted down by this universe's Hermes, but also the fact that apparently soulmates exist here — and he has the soulmark of Apollo, the Sun God.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 28,759
- Chapters:
- 5/?
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- 4
- Comments:
- 587
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Bookmarked by SimpleClown
27 Feb 2026