5 Works by SimpleClown
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Perseus Riptide: The Next Neptune by SimpleClown
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Ever After High
23 Jun 2026
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“Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them—except when they choose not to.” —James Baldwin
Unfortunately for Percy, there's not a day that goes by that the fates aren't throwing some ridiculous, disproportionate challenge his way. But even he has to admit that being sent to a world full of children of fairytale characters who are doomed to repeat the same stories for all eternity.
[Or, the fates see it fit to send the unsuspecting Percy Jackson to a discontinued web series that explores political intrigue and social commentary on classism, societal pressure, and child abuse. Also known as Ever After High.]
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The Details Related to My Paternity Were (Not) Entirely Miscalculated by SimpleClown
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
03 Apr 2026
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“I realized that we’re now at a point of self-reference with the Internet culture that there’s almost no there left, you know? It’s important to make new things. It’s important to make culture, rather than simply reference it. I love a good cultural reference, and it’s one of the great joys in my life, but it has to all be in balance with the core job, which is to make something new.” - John Hodgman
Internet culture in America has been infamous for taking any crumb of juicy gossip and blowing it up to ridiculous proportions. This, of course is due to the public's insatiable thirst for famous figures to exploit and curiosity to know what they have no business sticking their nose in.
[A spin on the time-honored classic, "Marinette's Class Trip to Gotham City, America" coupled with world building, celebrity and paparazzi culture — topped with the media and online discourse.}
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- Part 1 of It’s going down I’m yellin timber!
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"The vampire is an outsider. He's the perfect metaphor for those things." - Anne Rice
Valentin should've known better than to turn to a loan shark agency -- what with their unregulated high interest loans and their undoubtable illegal methods of ensuring their victims pay back their debts. But with his father sick and money growing tight, he really didn't have a choice. Unfortunately for him, the loan sharks he borrowed from don't the debt paid with money -- they wanted blood. Then came the fangs. Then Bloodlust. Then the violent sprees. Then arrest. Imprisonment. Psych ward.
[Or, a bitter, semi-agoraphobic, sadistic vampire is given an open position in the Pheonix Program for a chance at rehabilitation for his blood addiction and to be allowed to see his father again. Luckily for him, a bitter, rugged, washed-up hero with his own father wounds is more than happy to help.]
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A Beetle’s Blossom by SimpleClown
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
06 Jan 2024
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The members of the Justice League have seen many things. The deaths and resurrection of some of their comrades, alien doomsdays, off planet missions, and the literal destruction of the world.
But the boy who *strongly* resembles Bruce in more ways than just his appearance has them stumped, especially Bruce himself.
Here is my tumbler for more updates and questions: https://stormiclown.tumblr.com/ (Just copy and paste the link since I don't know how to do embedded URLs.
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Sodium & Glucose Collection of Marion Dupain-Cheng by SimpleClown
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types, Ever After High, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU
20 Mar 2022
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A series of one shots featuring Male Marinette (Marion) because there aren’t enough of these and the one shots I want haven’t been created yet. So now, I’m doing myself. Most of these are from my tumblr: https://stormiclown.tumblr.com/