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Edward Teach, NYC restauranteur, is going out on a date for the first time in years.
It goes better than planned.
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The cravat wasn’t the only article of clothing Ed had nabbed from Stede.
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After Captain Bonnet finishes their bedtime story and turns in for the evening, the crew make up some of their own.
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Fan fiction within fan fiction, benches!
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“Your first kiss was the same day you left him?”
“Yes.”
“Huh.”
“That’s awful, isn’t it?”
“It’s not great.” -
Our Flag Meets Ragnarok by ProperPirate
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Thor (Movies)
15 Jul 2022
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The one where Thor saves them from the British, because that makes sense.
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Into the Heart of the Forest by GelatinousStand, LyraTalise
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Jul 2026
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Stede's father spent the last twenty years of his life isolated in a (potentially haunted) house, refusing to see his family. When he dies, Stede feels responsible for finding answers to the mystery of what spurred his father's strange behavior, hoping that time spent in the house will reveal those secrets. Only, what if it's not the house that's haunted, but rather the wood behind it?
Words by Lyra Talise || Art by Juniper (GelatinousStand)
Posted for the OFMD Reverse Big Bang 2026
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- English
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- 10/12
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15 Jul 2026
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When the zoo finds itself in the path of the hurricane, Ed and his panther find themselves sheltering in place with the strange keeper and his twenty flamingos. Ed's been fascinated since he first saw Stede, but will proximity spark something more between them?
“Arthur, where are y— Ed!”
It sends a thrill through Ed to hear Stede’s tone change from its previous exasperated tone. It shouldn’t. Stede sounds like that about everyone. Stede sounds like that about the slightly dry tuna mayonnaise sandwiches at the monthly meeting.
“Hey.”
Stede is wearing his zoo-issued polo, of course, the logo new and crisp, barely out of the plastic wrapper, and his khaki shorts are pretty standard, but his wellies are nearly the same pink as the flamboyance of flamingos trailing behind him, with added sparkle.
Ed doesn’t smile when he sees them. The corners of his mouth might turn up, but that’s different. He’s been away for a month and he’s missed anyone being so inescapably Stede, with his flamingos gathered around him loosely, and lovingly eyeing the feed bucket he’s carrying.
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- English
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15 Jul 2026
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Stede is a merperson. Ed is a centaur. They meet in a peaceful cave between their worlds when they’re children, and form a bond like nothing either of them has ever experienced before. One day, Vaelor Bonnet, king of Barbadia, and Stede’s overbearing father, finds Stede and Ed’s little hideaway, destroying the portal to Ed’s world and ripping apart the two best friends forever. Or does he?
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12 Jul 2026
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Stede fled.
He fled like a coward because he was one. And, oh yeah, because he’d just been caught having the most intense orgasm of his life by his ridiculously good looking neighbour. Who’d he’d also just watched come. Totally normal nighttime activities.
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- Part 3 of Oh My God, They Were Neighbours
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- English
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- 14/14
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Bookmarked by ProperPirate
04 Jul 2026
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A heatwave rolls over Montana, and with it comes a city man who doesn’t belong, him or that high-stepping horse he drags out West. Ed, a cowboy with more scars than secrets, doesn’t trust either of them at first. But there’s something about this stranger that loosens Ed’s tongue, and before he knows it, he’s spilling his heart out.
Or, Stede rents a place in the barn in the middle of nowhere and surprisingly falls for the cowboy owning it.
Bookmarked by ProperPirate
04 Jul 2026