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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    I was craving some femslash, and this is what I came up with. Grownup!always-a-girl!Danny is serving in the Autobot army and fucking Arcee. Because what else would she be doing with her life?

    Comments and criticism are welcome.

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    15 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 51

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    AKA: Gladiator POUNDS Archivist (4k REAL, gone SEXUAL)

    I have no further explanation. Orion and Megatronus get bored and decide to make a sex tape about it.

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    09 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    “Do you want me to tell you a story?” Megatron said mockingly. “You won’t like it, Prime. It’s not a very nice one.”

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    30 May 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 75

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    On their journey, the crew of the Lost Light discover a mystery - a human being abandoned on a wrecked Galactic Council cargo ship.

    After the initial shock, it turns out that these giant robots are very friendly and will take good care of you until they can drop you off in a neutral zone. All would be well, if it wasn't for Whirl, who decided that he has a claim on you. He's quite interested, as you're surrounded by very mysterious and possibly illegal circumstances...

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    23 May 2025

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    Optimus makes the unwise decision to participate in a Con-Bot game of Spin the Bottle.

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    30 Mar 2025

  6. Public Bookmark *

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    Orion pax is just a humble archivist! A humble archivist with a double life on the Megatronus forums and a growing collection of ummmm tasteful merch. nothing too crazy. When his friends gift him a ticket to see Megatronus in action, suddenly things take a sharp left hand turn and Orion finds himself in the middle of the craziest x reader fanfiction he could dream up: Actually romancing the gladiator himself with no screen to hide behind.

    Primus save him.

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    29 Mar 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 16

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    optimus and prowl have an arrangement, and they’re both normal about it

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    03 Mar 2025

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    The Decepticon energon reserves have gotten critically low, and they search for a new means of fuel. You get caught up in the mix and try your best to survive. Tomfoolery and hijinks ensue.

     

    (takes place ~early season one, but Shockwave's also there)

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    20 Feb 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 21

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    Prowl knows he has an important role to play, but he does not know if he is any good at it.

    The basic premise is that Prowl gets amnesia and becomes a Decepticon, and somewhere along the way, he gets caught up in a web of conspiracy. Thankfully, he has his trusted friend from the Net to rely on, who is definitely not secretly a warlord.

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    This is my first long-form fanfiction, and I actually have a plan for it. Here’s hoping I can see it through to the end, Cheers!

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    20 Feb 2025

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    Ultra Magnus has never thought of having, or wanting, anything more with his captain. He's happy with how things are, and if he's noticing more and more of Rodimus' appealing qualities, it's surely just a result of Rodimus ever improving as a captain.

    Rodimus has wanted more with his second in command for far, far longer than he wants to admit. In fact, he doesn't want to admit it at all, and he will continue not to. He's satisfied with what he has, and will not risk losing it now over some silly feelings.

    And Minimus' repressed and long forgotten alt form is just tired of waiting for them to figure it out.

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    23 Jan 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 11

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    Prowl and Tarn have been promised to each other and this is the start of their marriage. It's not at all what either of them thought it would be, not anywhere close. Prowl wants to work, Tarn just wants Megatron's undivided attention for even a few seconds. Neither get what they want and end up with each other.
    But maybe they can make it all work out in the end?

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    22 Jan 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 43

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    I want you. I want us.

    The war is over, Cybertron destroyed... and Prowl finds himself once more alone against the galaxy, without allies capable of seeing things the way he does. That is, until a murder in the very heart of the new government leads him to an old lover-turned-enemy-turned... ?

    Tarantulas wants what he's always wanted - to have Prowl back as his muse, and to be Prowl's in return. But this time, Tarantulas isn't alone. He's found an ally in Tarn, who survived the Necroworld only to end up adrift after Megatron's execution. And, like many a Decepticon before him, Tarn finds that he likes the way Prowl's mind works.

    Prowl shouldn't want this. He shouldn't. But is he strong enough to resist the pull of two devoted, hungry admirers willing to kill for him?

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    22 Jan 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 77

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    It starts when Prowl accidentally clues you in that Cybertronians totally have junk. You're trading stories about your misspent youths (you're the one providing most of the 'misspent' part of that), and he's telling you about this time when he was in a cramped little hideaway on stakeout and because they didn't have enough room, his partner's foot totally got jammed right into his interface array, and he couldn’t make a sound because there were people outside and his partner—

    That’s when you have to interrupt him to ask what an interface array is.

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    18 Jan 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 21

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    Billy heard rumors of this "cold mechanic witch" who could possibly help him get some oil for his system. Not taking the warnings of his peers seriously, he finds himself in a rather... vulnerable position.

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    14 Nov 2024

  15. Public Bookmark 21

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    transformers one shots.

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    12 Nov 2024

  16. Public Bookmark 9

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    Collection of fanfics of prowl from my tumblr smut will be marked

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    12 Nov 2024

  17. Public Bookmark 6

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    "They're a liason of sorts. They make deals with him in place of another party, and Prowl in place of the Autobots, yet each are left to their own privacy as they do so...

    ...His palm plants the table. Prowl leans in to see the image they provide him. They Stiffen. He mumbles a low sound. Their breath stops.

    You want to be mysterious? You want to be threatening? Hold cards? This isn't how you do it, organic. "

    In which Prowl is so convinced that he's in complete apathetic control of his actions he ends up interfacing with his deal-broker.

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    12 Nov 2024

  18. Public Bookmark *

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    Secrets linger in the nooks and crannies of a mech’s spark. Secrets that once outed, are impossible to ignore, especially when it comes to the tangled affections three mechs share.

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    12 Nov 2024

  19. Public Bookmark 62

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    “Orion Pax, is this a-… a date?”

    “It’s not supposed to be..."

    Begrudgingly, D-16 allowed himself to be whisked away to this cheap restaurant by one he called his best friend—Orion Pax. He had expected a simple dine in experience. What he didn't expect was the sudden change of atmosphere to one of fleeting rosy romance and zapping electricity of carnal, lusty desire.

    D-16 gulped.

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    09 Nov 2024

  20. Public Bookmark 28

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    D-16 couldn't stop thinking about that moment when he caught, his best friend, Orion Pax on that roof. And what he saw... made him feel second-hand embarrassment. But there was another feeling inside him that aroused when he saw his friend in such a position and thinking about it only heightens it and makes his cheeks burn.

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    Comments:
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    09 Nov 2024

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