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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    I was craving some femslash, and this is what I came up with. Grownup!always-a-girl!Danny is serving in the Autobot army and fucking Arcee. Because what else would she be doing with her life?

    Comments and criticism are welcome.

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    15 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 51

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    AKA: Gladiator POUNDS Archivist (4k REAL, gone SEXUAL)

    I have no further explanation. Orion and Megatronus get bored and decide to make a sex tape about it.

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    09 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    “Do you want me to tell you a story?” Megatron said mockingly. “You won’t like it, Prime. It’s not a very nice one.”

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    30 May 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 75

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    On their journey, the crew of the Lost Light discover a mystery - a human being abandoned on a wrecked Galactic Council cargo ship.

    After the initial shock, it turns out that these giant robots are very friendly and will take good care of you until they can drop you off in a neutral zone. All would be well, if it wasn't for Whirl, who decided that he has a claim on you. He's quite interested, as you're surrounded by very mysterious and possibly illegal circumstances...

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    23 May 2025

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    Optimus makes the unwise decision to participate in a Con-Bot game of Spin the Bottle.

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    30 Mar 2025