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Flowers at the Garden's Gate by KissMyAsh
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
06 Oct 2024
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You were knee deep in the murky water of your Father’s crawfish pond when you met your husband. He was short, scrawny, and he squinted down at you like you were nothing. You hated him immediately.
CW: Depiction of Historical Events; Period-Accurate Racism; Slurs
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What's worse than dying? Going to Hell and not remembering why. A fortuitous encounter with the Radio Demon in the wake of your demise leads to a misguided deal, trading freedom for protection. Suffice it to say, you're a little upset when soon after he disappears. And just when you thought you got your afterlife together, Alastor comes back to yank at the chain around your neck.
If keeping up with your clandestine life as the most acclaimed erotica writer in the Pride Ring wasn't challenging enough, you are dragged into the wonderful madness of the Hazbin Hotel. The more secrets you have to hide, the more tangled you become in the crossfire between power-hungry Overlords and the deeper you find yourself in a second grave of your own making.
Never would you have expected to make a connection with the charming, depressed King of Hell himself. Nor did you expect your relationship with Alastor to become this intense and convoluted, least of all for him to show such possessiveness when you have always been nothing more than a pet, a toy, a pawn.
One of them you feel could be your ruin, the other perhaps mutual salvation, and together they might make you burn.
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Fuck this shit I am outta here by Iron_Tony604
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
19 Jan 2025
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What happens when Lilith comes back and tells the residents of Hazbin Hotel, that Alastor held her captive for all the years she's been missing?
What happens when Lucifer and the rest of the new found Hazbin Hotel family react a little too harshly and leave Alastor hurt and defenseless somewhere in hell?
What if Vox found him?
What if Vox wants to give Alastor the ultimate humiliation by connecting Alastors mind to the TV and broadcasting his past for all of hell to see?
What will hell do when the truth comes out and things are revealed that no one thought possible?Series
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Alastor's rut is worse than ever, and as far as he's concerned, it's all Lucifer's fault. He has no idea how, but he's still pretty sure that annoying blond is somehow responsible. And once said blond helps him out with his rut for the first time, it's definitely all Lucifer's fault. And why Alastor keeps coming back, even after he can no longer blame his rut? Still Lucifer's fault. And when that pregnancy test comes up impossibly positive? All. Lucifer's. Fault. And when Alastor starts feeling protective of not only his unborn child, but the man carrying it? Or when he starts to care for that man? Maybe more than care? The answer is obvious. And Alastor is fucked.
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After death, you went to heaven without knowing it was possible.
You will experience a little memory loss, but when you step into the hellish realm again, all your memories and experiences will come back to you.
Even the name you couldn't remember until then - Alastor.
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- Part 2 of Disease/Cured
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On a cold and rainy night in 1933, Alastor takes your heart, and eats it too.
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- Part 1 of Delicacy of a Heart Beat
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13 Jul 2024
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We follow Lumina, a young star burdened by the weight of her mother's expectations and haunted by her past, as she moves into a new apartment seeking freedom and a fresh start. As she unpacks, she discovers a box of her grandfather's belongings, including an old-fashioned radio that unknowingly connects her to the realm of Hell. Drawn to Lumina's way of life and her actions, Alastor finds himself intrigued by the young woman who has inadvertently caught his attention.
But it's all for her soul...right?
Cross-Posted on my DeviantART, Fanfiction.Net, and Wattpad.
(Revised and updated now!)
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With a Needle and Thread, We Build Rome by just_another_fanfic_author_megamegan213
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
18 Jun 2024
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“You’ve changed,” Mimzy whispered, looking at Jimmy. “How can you just sit there?!” she yelled at the man, resulting in him simply chuckling.
“Oh, my dear. I haven’t changed. I can simply, finally embrace who I was always meant to be” you answered with a sadistic grin.
“You and Alastor deserve each other” she spat.
You could only respond with a cold, detached laugh, your smile never faltering. “Oh darling, you have no idea”You find yourself in Hell three months after your death. You have several goals and ambitions already, ranging from climbing to power, returning to the world of the living, and, eventually, infiltrating heaven. With your trusty right hand man, Jimmy, and ever dutiful husband, Alastor, you begin to build your empire and climb the ladder of power
Official Sequel to Secrets and Silk!
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- Part 3 of The Webs We Weave
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Well Aren’t You A Charmer | Human Alastor x Reader by hooman_does_cosplay
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Aug 2024
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“You must have liked that record a lot if you decided to come back here the next day.” I grin at him.
He chuckles a small bit and nods his head in agreement. “Yes you’re correct, that record holds a special place in my heart now. As I said the other day, jazz is my favorite genre and ‘Au Privave’ is an exceptionally good one in my opinion.” He says cheerfully before pausing.
“I also may have stopped by to meet the enthusiastic record shop worker. Words straight from my mother. They made me quite intrigued.” He adds.
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Scratch an Itch by HummingBlurb
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Dec 2025
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After months of living in the hotel, you’d come to know and be friends with everyone.
You notice that Alastor was acting a bit strange today. Turns out, it’s time for his antlers to shed velvet. In an attempt to become friends with him, you offer to help.
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After a sudden and violent death, you end up in hell.
Scared and confused, you enter Pentagram City, only to be faced with the one who got you down here.
Luckily, you are saved by a certain Radio Demon, who, surprisingly, finds you interesting enough to take you under his wing.
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Bolt from the blue by ares89
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
10 Dec 2025
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You sincerely think your shop must be cursed since Overlords seem to frequent it, but nothing prepares you for the Radio Demon crossing the threshold of your shop.
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A sequel to Fake it Til You Make it!
Nearly a century later, we catch back up with Reader to find out how hell has been treating her.
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- Part 3 of The Deer's Doe
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17 May 2024
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When your favorite radio program is unexpectedly pulled from the air, you take it upon yourself to write the local broadcasting station a letter detailing your great offense at the tragedy.
You never expect it to bring about a life-altering battle of wits and wills with the darling of New Orleans radio.
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Enter, Pursued by a Buck ACT 2: In Which the Doe Leads a Chase by Sharkdukes
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
24 Jun 2024
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You’d done it. You survived and now you thrived.
And with minimal unwanted and unnecessary attention being thrown your way!
You’re still so far away from what you know, but now you’re less concerned about any sorts of changes your actions may cause, unintentionally or otherwise.
So, why not experience some adventures that you actually want to be on?
*ON INDEFINITE HIATUS*
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Alastor was an ace of spades who had no fleshly desires at all — or so he thought.
Then Lucifer Morningstar came along, and he felt things he’d never felt before. Lust. Fear. Desire.
He felt threatened, and what better way to deal with a threat than to take control of that which was threatening, by any means necessary?
Lucifer just wanted to be a good father to his daughter, Charlie. He never expected to be drugged to the point of weakness by one of her so-called “friends” and he certainly didn’t expect to become a victim of something as horrible and cruel as rape.
What makes it worse is that the rape forces him to remember that his body is hermaphroditic in the worst way possible.
Charlie just wants to reconnect with her father. But suddenly, he seems so small, so scared. Like a porcelain doll that will break if she so much as looks at him the wrong way. She doesn’t know what’s wrong — but she knows something IS wrong, and she wants, so badly, to help him. But how can she help him when he refuses to speak about it? And why is Alastor so much more coy and buddy-buddy than usual, too? Somehow, she thinks it’s connected to her father’s sudden meek temperament, and she doesn’t like it one bit.
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- Part 1 of Apples and Radios
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Demon Summoning & Other Neat Party Tricks by whimsy__willow
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
10 Jun 2025
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The kid looks at Alastor. Then at her spellbook. Then back at Alastor.
"You're not a dog," she says.
Alastor wrinkles his nose. "I should hope not."
(Or: Six-year old witch, Imogen Woods, steals her late grandmother's spellbook and tries to summon a hellhound, hoping for a puppy to become her new familiar. Instead, she accidentally summons one of the most powerful beings in Hell, Alastor, the Radio Demon.
They strike a deal where Alastor must celebrate Imogen's birthday on earth with her every year until she is eighteen. In return, he gets her soul ... terms and conditions permitting, of course. Unfortunately, deals are difficult to maintain when Alastor begins to feel like a father to the very witch who summoned him.)