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The Lamb Pulled the Trigger by witchpepper
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
17 Jul 2026
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You're dead, or at least, circumstances tell you that you are.
You don't remember dying. You barely remember living. But you remember an old friend.The worst thing you can do in Heaven is question something.
It's usually a one-way trip downward.
And you had to go and name-drop one one of Hell's most powerful overlords.-----
A story in which you slowly teach an Eldritch horror he is capable of love...
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Flowers at the Garden's Gate by KissMyAsh
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
06 Oct 2024
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You were knee deep in the murky water of your Father’s crawfish pond when you met your husband. He was short, scrawny, and he squinted down at you like you were nothing. You hated him immediately.
CW: Depiction of Historical Events; Period-Accurate Racism; Slurs
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Fuck this shit I am outta here by Iron_Tony604
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
19 Jan 2025
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What happens when Lilith comes back and tells the residents of Hazbin Hotel, that Alastor held her captive for all the years she's been missing?
What happens when Lucifer and the rest of the new found Hazbin Hotel family react a little too harshly and leave Alastor hurt and defenseless somewhere in hell?
What if Vox found him?
What if Vox wants to give Alastor the ultimate humiliation by connecting Alastors mind to the TV and broadcasting his past for all of hell to see?
What will hell do when the truth comes out and things are revealed that no one thought possible?Series
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What's worse than dying? Going to Hell and not remembering why. A fortuitous encounter with the Radio Demon in the wake of your demise leads to a misguided deal, trading freedom for protection. Suffice it to say, you're a little upset when soon after he disappears. And just when you thought you got your afterlife together, Alastor comes back to yank at the chain around your neck.
If keeping up with your clandestine life as the most acclaimed erotica writer in the Pride Ring wasn't challenging enough, you are dragged into the wonderful madness of the Hazbin Hotel. The more secrets you have to hide, the more tangled you become in the crossfire between power-hungry Overlords and the deeper you find yourself in a second grave of your own making.
Never would you have expected to make a connection with the charming, depressed King of Hell himself. Nor did you expect your relationship with Alastor to become this intense and convoluted, least of all for him to show such possessiveness when you have always been nothing more than a pet, a toy, a pawn.
One of them you feel could be your ruin, the other perhaps mutual salvation, and together they might make you burn.
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Alastor's rut is worse than ever, and as far as he's concerned, it's all Lucifer's fault. He has no idea how, but he's still pretty sure that annoying blond is somehow responsible. And once said blond helps him out with his rut for the first time, it's definitely all Lucifer's fault. And why Alastor keeps coming back, even after he can no longer blame his rut? Still Lucifer's fault. And when that pregnancy test comes up impossibly positive? All. Lucifer's. Fault. And when Alastor starts feeling protective of not only his unborn child, but the man carrying it? Or when he starts to care for that man? Maybe more than care? The answer is obvious. And Alastor is fucked.