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Alastor and Vox are the best of friends and have been joined at the hip ever since they met. The fact they share identical name to the two local feuding media overlords is really just funny coincidence. They know who they are and that tiny cartoony menaces of the streets.
Then the unthinkable happens and they get separated. Vox now lost all on his own with out his best friend and partner now has to tough it out to get home. Maybe the nice people at this Hazbin hotel he wonders into will help.
Inspired by art and comics from Ottotopus on Bluesky!
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- Part 5 of Proto Vox Has a Bad Time
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Must Like Jazz by ParanoidVCR
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
12 Jul 2026
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For Tianren who asked me to write the coolest prompt for a merch trade,
Le reqest as follows-
Alastor puts out add in paper for a housewife, and Vox answers. Also shananigins follow and maybe kiss kiss fall in love? Basically, two knuckleheads redefine gender norms and find happiness in cursed ass tuna sandwiches and domestic bliss. -
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Hi, I still suck at summaries.
Alastor, after finally sucking up his pride found a kindred spirit with Lucifer sparks he thought he never feel again resurfacing. While he may be falling for the devil he still is legally married and owes child support, to his ex-spouse for the kids he didn't know he had.
Vox demands justice, because up until a year ago, Alastor was legally dead, and now he's kissing the devil in public which is one indignity to many for a nonbinary TV to handle. Sides are drawn and Alastor desperate to save his crumbling family and reputation seeks help from Lucifer, who surely will save him. What Alastor wasn't counting on was for the same parks that flew between them to fly between Lucifer and Vox.
What Valentino never expected was to get caught with his meddeling. With a tilting kind of love square more like a hexagon, since Lilith and Eve are not okay with Lucifer taking on a random lover, let alone one of their own contracts, and with Charlie living with him, it's up to Lucifer to take charge and sort the fuck out of this train wreck before divorce becomes dismemberment.
Love is war and the devil intends to win.
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Alastor shares a sexual fantasy with Vox. It is certianly a fantasy.
Written for Aislins wdtiys lol
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Earth has caught the astrophage disaster a lot earlier then expected as a result, to keep the public from panicking, it is decided that the answer Project Hail Mary is to be kept top secret. They still need to recruit the best of the best, though, just discreetly. And when one of the choices just won't get in the van. Its up to Eva Stratt to go undercover as a teacher- a middle school teacher at that- to 'befriend '(recruit with no leaking to the public) the hermit of a molecular biologist who is the only person with any comprehension or even belief in non-water-based life forms to their mission to save the world.
She's a woman determined to save the world but one thing she never expected was to feel something deeper for this quirky little man.
Also a spider rock monster of an alien crashes into the lake and is living with her target now too as the worlds most eccentric roommate, oh joy. He's named Rocky.
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RadioStatic is my one true pairing despite the fact that canon them makes me so frustrated I want to cry. Please expect these two to be my version of the characters and for the fics to (mostly) not be canon compliant. I love and hate them at the same time, but apparently I'm just as emotionally damaged as Vox and either route leads to the same kind of obsession.
Enjoy! ❤️
PS I love Vox unconditionally and he is everything to me.
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Rare Pair Party by ParanoidVCR
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
21 Jun 2026
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Hypno Week Shananigins 2026 by ParanoidVCR
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
12 Apr 2026
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Brand Recognition by Souless_Robot
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
20 Jun 2026
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Sinners seemed overrated. More stubborn than the imps or other hellborn in Greed, less useful too since they run around screaming every year from the extermination, not to mention they were poor. Eww. Nothing worse than bloody useless bitches that couldn’t even buy his shit. Not that Lucifer let him market much in Pride, the total prick!
Safe to say Mammon doesn’t make it a habit to notice sinners. Those are Lucifer’s domain since he was oh so insistent that he deserved the first ring and the title King of Hell. Still, this one is different. This one is flashy, noticeable, like one of Mammon’s clowns. This one should be his.
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- Part 3 of The TV-Clown Agenda
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In the spring of 1951, Channel 6 sends Vincent Whittman down to New Orleans to do a fluff piece on Mardi Gras. One of the local media men ends up having a lot in common with him. (More specifically, that handsome radio guy and Vincent are trying to kill the same man.)
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- Part 1 of Sharks in the Night
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Vox let’s alastor power him down so he can explore his limits with sex.
He’s a vessel for Alastor’s curiosity. A patient for his experiment. Vox wouldn’t have it any other way.
On the other hand Alastor, after some struggles and internal debate, finds himself liking Vox’s warmth.
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Alphas are supposed to protect and love their Omegas. At the beginning Alastor was so sweet and loving, but then he turned out to be a monster. There is no way out for her, isn’t there?
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For #SilentstaticWeek (May 20-26)
Inspired by Be Careful What You Wish For (and the doctor said to take this pill...) by Jack HarrisAlastor goes about his business, gradually sensing something is up with Vox when he finds that, for once, the TV Demon isn't following his every move. He's not *worried* about his old friend. That's absurd! and yet...
It's up to Alastor to find out what has become of the Media Overlord and maybe... just maybe, rescue his old friend from himself.
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- Part 2 of Hazbin One-Shots
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09 Jan 2026
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Fun, very poetry tasty words
Ch: 11
Reread count:1