LunchLich



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    Freaked out Hoffstrahm. Dunno what else to say about that. Any/all fics thrown in here are connected/in the same au/etc

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    Connected Chainshipping AU fics combining Adam Lives + Not An Apprentice Lawrence. Centering themes on becoming disabled and loving another disabled person.

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    Just... a collection of the most unapologetic, self-indulgent, horny fics with my Inquisitor to explore different kinks that I write to warm up or take breaks from other projects.

    Alvis is in a poly relationship with Dorian and Iron Bull, so most will be with them. Except when they have friends.

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    Works written for the Happy Steve Bingo event in 2018. Didn't get a bingo, but it got me to write!

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    Adam's eyes met the man's in a fleeting moment, and stayed fixed there, magnetized.

     

    He was tall, and he wore an expensive-looking coat. His eyes were a deep, crystal blue, wrinkled lightly at the corners as if someone had just told him a joke. They held Adam's gaze with a curiosity that verged on recognition. His mouth was quizzical, on a knife's edge of smiling. Adam felt suddenly as if all the breath had been knocked out of him.
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    Adam Faulkner-Stanheight knew his own worth- that is to say, little-to-none. His girlfriend? Frustrated with him for wasting his life. His job? A complete dead end, working retail in December. His photography? Just a hobby, and one he was afraid to really pursue for fear of failing.

    And then Dr. Lawrence Gordon walked into his life, sending his world into a tailspin with his understanding smile, soft voice, incisive words, and the kindest eyes Adam had ever seen.

    What Adam thought would be one more mindnumbing holiday shift brought a chance encounter that would change his life- for better or for worse.

    [A Price of Salt/Carol AU of Saw, with 99% less blood and guts. Now completed.]

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    29 Mar 2026

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    The first couple of dollars that the machine ate up without remorse were an annoyance, something that made Dennis sigh and unzip his wallet without thinking about it to try again. By the time that the vending machine had eaten seven whole dollars, in coins, and Dennis didn’t have anything to show for it, he was close to thumping his forehead against the cool glass and hoping he could derive some sort of enjoyment or nourishment from simply just looking at the colourful packages as they remained firmly in their coils.

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    5 times + 1 that Robby buys something for Dennis and makes him feel like he's about to keel over, right there and then.

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    27 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    Lawrence sighed, seemingly more annoyed with himself than with Adam. “The kinds of sexual relationships I prefer are rather…intense,” he told him lowly. “Are you at all familiar with the BDSM lifestyle?”

    Oh. Oh. Finally, the puzzle pieces clicked into place. Lawrence’s strange intensity during their first meeting, the way his interest seemed more piqued by Adam’s obedience than his flattery or flirting, the bizarre way he talked about their prospective arrangement…all of it made sense now.

    Adam nodded, his throat dry. “Yeah. Uh, a little. Handcuffs, spanking– stuff like that, right?”

    “Those are a bit on the tamer side, but…yes.”

    He couldn’t help but scoff at that, raising his cup to his lips. “Okay, I know it literally gets you off, but you don’t have to be so condescending. I’m not your– your sub, or whatever.”

    Lawrence blinked impassively. “Would you like to be?” he asked frankly, and Adam choked on his coffee.
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    the fifty shades of grey chainshipping au that james wan specifically asked for at the 2026 sundance film festival re-screening of saw (2004). you...asked for this, right?

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    26 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    “Baby’s first kidnapping mission got you worked up?” Adam’s hand rested on Lawrence’s thigh, sliding upward until his fingertips were grazing his cock through the fabric. “I’ll help you unwind when we get home.” He palmed Lawrence through his pants, leaning in to press a kiss to his jaw.

    “Adam, I adore everything about you and what you’re doing, but we have to stay focused. But I promise- ah!-” He was cut off by Adam increasing the pressure, running his palm along his length. “I promise when we get home you can take whatever you want from me”.

    Adam nipped his jaw and slowly slid his hand away, satisfied at having gotten Lawrence adequately flustered and half hard with minimal effort. “God, you’re easy.”

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    27 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    “Well, this is a lovely surprise.”

    His eyes shot open.

    Lawrence was standing in the door of their bedroom, a smile playing over his lips. He trailed his eyes down Adam’s body, drinking him in– and then he saw the gloves.

    Adam felt his face light with a furious blush. “Lawrence–”

    “Are those mine?”

    “...no?” Adam tried, breath hitching as Lawrence approached the bed.

    “Really?” His voice was low and teasing. “Because they look an awful lot like my gloves.”
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    Lawrence has a pair of black leather gloves. Adam may or may not have a thing for them.

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    25 Feb 2026