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    “Why…” the angel started shakily. “Why give me Crowley? Why make me complete... and then take it away?”

    From his chair, Crowley made a sound that could only be described as “Ngk.”

    In her own chair, God sighed.

    "Aziraphale,” She said, something akin to sorrow passing over Her face. “The only thing I ever gave you, any of you, was the will to choose. I didn’t give you Crowley. I couldn’t! He’s not mine to give or take. No, dear, Crowley gave himself to you. And that’s the beauty of it all, isn’t it? The beauty of life. Of living. That despite it all, you get to choose.”

    “And you’re not… angry? That I chose Crowley too?”

    At this, God laughed.

    “Not in the slightest. Your love for each other... is as messy, silly, and predictable as the universe itself. And it’s always made me smile. How could I ever be angry at that?”

    “Oh,” said Aziraphale.

    “Erm,” followed Crowley, eloquently.

    ⊹ ˖ .𓆩⟡𓆪 ˖ ࣪ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⚯ ˖ ࣪ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𓆩⟡𓆪. ˖ ⊹

    Or : FIXING THAT FUCK ASS FINALE OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCKKKK

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    “Well, that was a thing,” Crowley said once they were out of earshot. Without talking about it, they were both heading down the field, towards the lake where the photographer (and likely a few more people from the TV crew) was waiting.

    “That was a wedding,” Aziraphale replied, surprised at his own annoyance that somebody called a wedding a ‘thing’.

    “Yeah, obviously, didn’t miss that part,” Crowley said with a shrug, and waved abruptly in Aziraphale’s general direction. “Neither did you, from the looks of it, since you’re dressed like a wedding bride and everything.”

    “Excuse me, I am a—“ Aziraphale stopped himself, and started over.


    In which Aziraphale ends up marrying a rude stranger who wears sunglasses.

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  3. Public Bookmark 70

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    It’s easy to spot the one he’s after now. The bratty cherub is fat like a pigeon, and it makes the most lovely squeaking sounds when Crowley closes his fingers around its body with enough force to render it breathless as he pulls it out of the enchanted basket. Its little siblings stare up in horror, their bodies paralysed, feathers and clothes in complete disarray.

    Crowley hums, ignoring them, too busy examining the soft thing in his hold, enjoying the way the cherub squirms, trying to free itself now that it is out of the basket’s field. Crowley doesn’t blame it one bit; he knows his reputation precedes him, and the little thing must know what will happen next. Hell, maybe it is even looking forward to it. Cherubs are a kind of angel, after all, and all angels are a nasty lot.

    Crowley would know. He used to be one.

    Demon Crowley is out patrolling during Halloween’s Eve when he captures a bunch of cherub spies. He decides to have his fun with one of them.

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    Even love stories must have a final chapter.

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  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    El Anticristo ha nacido en la Tierra. El Apocalipsis se acerca. Y un ángel y un demonio no están entusiasmados con la idea. Puede que ya conozcáis la historia, pero…

    ¿Qué pasaría si el Anticristo fuera cierto joven revolucionario de rizos dorados, y si dichos seres sobrenaturales fueran sus mejores amigos? La Rebelión de 1832 podría entonces cambiar la historia. Para empezar, la haría mucho, mucho más corta.

    “How long before the judgement day” cobra un nuevo significado.

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