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The king of Kerrack acted foolishly and as a reward ended up swinging above the gate of his own castle. It's just one more day of dealing with unnecessary politics for Geralt. At least until the king's omega son requests an audience and offers a deal that the Warlord would be foolish to refuse.
Jaskier has been a free bard for over twenty years when his father captures him. When the Warlord of the North seeks revenge and kills the king, he doesn't hesitate to make use of the opportunity. He will go north to gather new song material, help solve a political situation, and while he's at it, he might take a bite of the Warlord as well.
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“White Wolf,” the man rasped as the Witchers stopped just before the table, “I have come to re-” he broke off in a cough, a painful sound that had Triss already out of her seat, hesitating just to the side of the man, ready to help when permitted. “To request asylum,” he continued, pushing off from the guards helping him and sinking to his knees, though whether in submission or pain, Geralt couldn’t be sure. “My name is Julian Alfred Pankratz,” he continued haltingly, struggling to get the words out, “I request sanctuary from Redania and Nilfgaard…” he stopped talking, swaying where he knelt, and Geralt hastily glanced to Eskel for advice.
Or: Geralt's the Warlord, and some random noble (Jaskier) comes walking in, badly injured, before collapsing in the main hall and leaving a FUCK ton of questions in his wake.
(Can be read as a standalone)Series
- Part 2 of All hell and its fire waits for us
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Lightning in a Bottle by DisillusionedDanny
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Danny Phantom
17 Feb 2024
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Prompt courtesy of Stealingyourbones on tumblr: Jason gets his neck sliced by Bruce’s batarang. It irreversibly damaged his vocal cords.
Pros: He can still use ghost speak
Cons: None of his family knows ghost speak (as it’s sounds aren’t for living men to understand)
Thankfully Jason meets Danny Fenton who not only understands ghost speak but can teach him how to live again after his accident.
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- Part 15 of 51 Fic Challenge
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Beauty and the Bear Trap by Elpie (Horribibble), MessengerGabriel, Wearydress
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
31 Oct 2020
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They say there are wolves upon the mountain.
Vicious, man-eating wolves that charmed women from their beds, long ages ago. Which sounds both batshit insane and like surprisingly good material for a proper bawdy tavern chorus.
Naturally, he had to go take a look.
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Jaskier goes up the Kaedwen Mountains looking for song material.
He does not come back down. His husbands prefer it that way.Series
- Part 1 of The Merry Wives of Witchers
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Jaskier and the Elixir of Life by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
10 Aug 2020
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Geralt and Jaskier have been fucking for years, and in a relationship for less years, in love for a few less than that. And when Jaskier points out they've known each other for twenty years, Geralt wonders why Jaskier hasn't aged that much.
They learn that sex with a witcher is keeping Jaskier ageless.
Geralt is worried though, that maybe he isn't quite enough, to keep Jaskier from aging. He hesitantly suggests that Jaskier maybe winter at Kaer Morhen so that all the witchers can love up and worship him, just to insure his agelessness.
Jaskier figures that he can nobly bear up, and endure the suffering of having really gorgeous and powerful men spending five months dedicated to fucking him to near immortality.
Just enough plot to make all the sex extra fun.
On indefinite hiatus but being it was mostly porn, the lack of a proper ending doesn't really hurt this.