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Levi was pretty gruff and crude, but Eren kind of liked that about him—it at least made him more interesting to talk to than the rest of the regulars. The fact that he was pretty easy on the eyes certainly helped things a bit, and Eren definitely liked looking at the man, liked looking at him a lot. He sat up straighter in the guard chair, realization dawning on him along with a sense of dread. Did he like Levi?
A new regular shows up to Eren's lap swim shift at the pool, making his mornings a little more interesting.
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Eren tries to be a Good Samaritan and attempts to help out (flirt with) Levi when his car breaks down. Nothing like a brat in pajama pants trying to get into yours to brighten up your shitty day.
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A Particular Set of Skills by zerospoons_onlyknives (oprime)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Dec 2023
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Wade Wilson works as a mercenary for The Organization and it's absolutely as shady as it sounds. But who is he to complain when someone will pay him to do the thing that he'd be doing for free anyway? (Murder. He's talking about the murder.)
Unfortunately, Government Black Ops aren't too keen on letting Wade do what he does best without a little bit of... insurance. Every merc is assigned a handler; a comms person in their ear that feeds them intel and makes sure they don't go (too) rogue.
And Wade? Well, he was just assigned a new one.
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Bookmarked by HeyLittleLady
29 Dec 2023
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Cujo and Cricket
Antagonistic spideypool my beloved
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that unknown middle area by zerospoons_onlyknives (oprime)
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics)
21 Jan 2023
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“You used to be better at this.”
Wade doesn’t dignify that with a response. He’s very good at this, thank you very much. In fact, except for that rude observation, tonight is going exactly according to plan.
Step one: Get Spider-man’s attention.
Step three: Profit.
Whatever happens in that unknown middle area is going to be up to the asshole standing behind him. Step two is the fun part and it’s probably going to blow Wade’s fucking mind.
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Spider-man and Deadpool decide to play a little before patrol one night.
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24 Feb 2023
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“I’m going to come down your fucking throat and you’re going to be a good girl and swallow it all. And the next time you piss me off, I’m going to remember how your eyelids flutter when you drink me down.”
LADIES AND GENTS, OPRIME DOES IT AGAIN
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she's not going to die today by zerospoons_onlyknives (oprime) for a_cry_in_the_wilderness, periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Dec 2022
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Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that doesn’t tell him what his soulmate’s day has in store for them as most people do. Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that only tells him one thing and only some of the time. Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that sometimes disappears.
Wade Wilson doesn’t think about his soulmate mark. Wade Wilson doesn’t look at his soulmate mark (except when he does). Wade Wilson feels kind of bad for whatever dissertation writing, coffee drinking normie is on the other side of his soulmate mark.
An antagonistic SpideyPool AU that I wrote at three in the morning when I couldn't sleep. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
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The Merc with a Beak by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
24 Jul 2026
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Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.
Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.
But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.
There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.
(The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)
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21 Jan 2023
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Don’t let the chicken fic fool you, this is amazing and a recommended read ten times over
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Eren was only supposed to be writing an article about Club Rose's boom in popularity, but between his stubborn streak and the Business Manager's infuriating smirk, his visits quickly become far more personal in nature.
Or, Eren and Levi have endless rounds of chicken in a sex club as they try and dare each other into catching feelings.
Bookmarked by HeyLittleLady
05 Apr 2021
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I enjoy this way too much already to not bookmark