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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    "They get paid to do this?" Malfoy asked finally.

    "They do," Theo confirmed. "It’s called Pornography. Muggles have an entire industry. Highly lucrative business. People get paid to have sex with each other in all sorts of delightfully creative ways, then they film it and other people pay to watch it.”

    Malfoy’s finger moved slowly along his jaw, gray eyes still fixed on the screen. "And the people in it. That's their job. They simply" -he watched for a moment longer, his head tilted one way, then the other- "fuck each other? Professionally?"

    Theo nodded emphatically. "I'm telling you, muggles are brilliant! Granger introduced me to it, actually," he said proudly. "She works at a porn shop."

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    Inspired (very loosely) by Director Kevin Smith's cinematic masterpiece "Zack and Miri Make a Porno," this story explores what happens when two people find love in the unlikeliest of places... each other.
    And also, there is porn.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Almost ten years after Voldemort’s capture, Draco Malfoy, forced to work as an Auror as part of a rehabilitation program to keep children on the wrong side of the war out of Azkaban, is given a promotion. The only problem is that promotion comes with a new work partner. This partner will cause old feelings to stir, forcing Draco to confront the past he spent five years in Azkaban trying to forget. The old Draco Malfoy may begin to rear his head as he struggles to reconcile who he once was with who he is now. Will his new work partner become the source of his demise or the only person able to save him from himself?

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    24 Jun 2026

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    ******COMPLETE!!!!*****

    In the uneasy aftermath of war, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are bound together by a single, life-altering consequence neither of them can ignore.

    As bad memories and lingering scars rise to the surface, what begins in resentment is forced into something far more complicated as they return for their eighth year at Hogwarts

    Some consequences are impossible to outrun.

    Mentions of rape and violence. Slow-burn, character-driven Dramione Pregnancy Fic. Sequel of Flowers of Flesh and Blood.

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    23 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    Draco and Hermione are forced together through a biting incident at their children's school. Part of the remediation is spending scheduled time together, the headmistress, Luna insists on it. A bit of forced proximity leads to feelings, and these two idiots eventually admit their feelings.

    Thank you Caro (cocotamarindo) for the beautiful art for this fic. This cover was commissioned for this fic, please do not use it for anything unrelated to his specific work without permission!

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Thrust into an unwanted spotlight with no support from her friends, Hermione turned to alcohol and drugs as a means to ease the deep ache of abandonment. Her life was spiraling out of control until Harry decides to step in. Hiring an American talent management agency to help clean up Hermione, he never expected a blonde wizard from their past to waltz in and piece her back together—and then some. Triad Fic. Drug Use. Alcohol Addiction. Heavy content.

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    22 Jun 2026