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Zoro notices a for hire sign in a restaurant window;
KITCHEN
HAND JOB
AVAILABLE~
Based off an irl picture on twitter.
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14 May 2026
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apricot pit by objectlesson
Fandoms: カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Manga), カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Anime), ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga)
25 Feb 2026
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Kyouji pulls back to rub circles into the licked muscle, sinking in with a nervy stretch. "No one's touched you here yet? This is all mine?" he asks, hooking a finger against Satomi's walls, wrenching out a burning pang of sensation.
"Fuck off," Satomi grits out. "All of me is all yours."
Or, the first fuck of the morning after.
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- Part 2 of Shin Splints
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12 Apr 2026
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Sanji hooks up with his hot neighbor.
Things spiral from there.
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01 Feb 2026
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On Sex, Sativa, and Other Sweet Things by summerofspock
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
02 Dec 2025
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Sanji is on a three week countdown to lose his virginity before he graduates. But also on a four week countdown to leaving the state and he’s entirely unsure if he and Zoro are just fooling around or if it was ever meant to be anything more. Zoro said he liked him, but Sanji has no idea what that even means.
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- Part 2 of Super Smash Bros
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12 Dec 2025
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the same sweet shock by persimmonsandcats
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
02 Dec 2024
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Suguru dead-eyes him across the table.
“Please listen to me, man.” Satoru says.
“No.” Suguru responds in that long suffering way that means he’s going to listen to Satoru but he’s gonna be pissy about it first. “It’s, fucking, 7AM.” Suguru adds. Suguru is not a morning person. It’s why Satoru went and bought the fancy coffee Suguru likes and breakfast sandwiches and red bean buns. He had to go to the bakery across town to get those.
“It’s so important.” Satoru tells him.
“Your opening gambit at 7-fucking-AM was ‘say I’ve gotten into anal play lately, why do I leak cum before I cum?’” Suguru says with a glare.
“Yeah.” Satoru says.
Suguru glares even harder.
“Well, you could answer me at least.” Satoru huffs, crossing his arms over his chest.
“I hope you fall off a bridge and die.” Suguru tells him, but he’s unwrapping a breakfast sandwich and pulling the lid off one of the cups of coffee, so.
“I hope you do too.” Satoru says amicably, taking a seat. He pushes some napkins toward Suguru and switches out the breakfast sandwich. Suguru likes the ones with avocado better. “So why do I?”
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08 Nov 2025
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There were plenty of things about Leorio that made no sense to Kurapika. It seemed like the man would always surprise him in some way, even a minor or easily missed way.
Sharing a hotel room with Leorio leads to a multitude of bizarre instances for Kurapika. Post 2011 anime.
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24 Oct 2025
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“Can we get married today?”
Leorio, barely awake, yawns and buries his face into Kurapika’s hair. He closes his eyes again and mumbles out a sleepy “Yeah, sure,” like a dutiful sitcom husband saying yes, dear. It takes him a few seconds to actually understand what he just said, and once he does, he sits up and scrambles for his glasses. “What? Today? No!”
(After their accidental engagement, Leorio realizes that there's still a lot he doesn't know about Kurta traditions.
Sequel to "The Sweetest Flower that Grows"!)
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15 Sep 2025
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“I’m saying yes, by the way. Did I neglect to say that?”
Leorio’s eyebrows shuffle together. “Yes?” he asks, like he’s surprised that they’d accept his proposal. Idiot. What did he think they’d say? Thank you, but no thank you? What a moron. They kiss his hand again, and his fingers twitch against their lips. “And...what are you saying yes to, exactly...? I mean, I know, I just want to hear you say it.”
(Or, a simple gift takes on a new meaning when Leorio accidentally performs a Kurta engagement ritual.)
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15 Sep 2025
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Sasuke has worked really hard on his relationship with Suigetsu. Is he “in love?” He’s never really been a romantic or anything like that. What he has is so much more than he ever expected. They get along and the sex is good and Suigetsu means a lot to him.
Naruto, it seems, is determined to destroy everything Sasuke has built.
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04 Aug 2025
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“What’s it like to give a blowjob?” Naruto asks.
“Pretty easy,” Sasuke says. He doesn’t want Naruto to talk about blowjobs. He shifts a little on the bed. His face feels warm.
“That’s it? Easy?”
“What, you want details?”
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- Part 1 of have your cake
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04 Aug 2025
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He finds Zoro, as always, in the crow’s nest.
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Two years apart has changed some things, but the things that matter have most definitely stayed the same.Bookmarked by Consorte
30 Jul 2025
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He already vowed to himself to do everything he could to save Sanji. The fact that he’d gone feral alpha shouldn’t change that, even though it meant something completely completely different now.
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26 Jun 2025
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Sanji’s life is ruined on a Sunday at seven PM when he climbs into the crow's nest and sees Zoro fingerbanging his beloved, perfect, beautiful Nami-san.
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Sanji's white knight complex goes a little too far.
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26 May 2025
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The first time Luffy walks into the Baratie with Usopp and Zoro during lunch rush, Sanji has to go stand in the walk-in freezer to scream into his hands. He wants to tell Zoro to get the fuck out. He cannot tell Zoro to get the fuck out, because that’s unreasonable and rude.
Just because Zoro is—unfortunately—Sanji’s type in men doesn’t mean Sanji can act like a child around him.
See, Sanji wasn't gay until he met Gin. Gin wasn't gay, either. What they did together was everything from "practice" to "just some fun" to "giving a friend a hand" (or mouth, or hole). But they certainly, absolutely were not boyfriends because Gin was straight and Sanji was straight.
It was perfect, until Sanji had to go and ruin it by liking it too much. He flew too close to the gay-sun and his not-gay wings of wax melted, go fucking figure.
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- Part 1 of These Things Happen 'Verse
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05 Jan 2025
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Sharing heats and ruts is nothing but convenience for Zoro and Sanji. Two times a year they fuck like animals and then go their separate ways. Even if separate ways is just down the hall. It works for them. That's what they tell themselves anyway.
Then a poorly timed heat makes a mess of everything.
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15 Dec 2024
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Sanji is on his second fruity cocktail of the night when the empty stool at the bar next to him sees its next occupant. He gets a surprisingly pleasant whiff of musky cologne as the guy orders a whiskey before not-so-surprisingly turning his attention toward Sanji, and he tries to keep the smile he feels wanting to curl up the corner of his mouth at bay.
He’s been playing hard to get since he caught the man’s interested gaze about twenty minutes ago across the room; no sense in making it easy now.
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Sanji's out looking for a distraction to the heartache of catching his ex cheating on him. Zoro is more than happy to be that distraction for the night.Bookmarked by Consorte
12 Dec 2024
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It’s just past eleven in the morning when the doorbell rings.
Sanji sets aside the laundry she’s folding and pushes up from the couch to head to the front door. She pauses to check her reflection in the mirror in the entryway, and once satisfied that her hair is in place and her makeup still looks good, she opens the door and offers a smile to the man standing on the porch.
He’s a handsome thing, tall and broad-shouldered with a strong jaw and a scar bisecting one of his dark eyes from eyebrow to cheek. Her eyes linger on the way his biceps bulge in the tight shirt he’s wearing, stretching obscenely across his massive chest. His nipples can be seen through the material.
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Having a husband and kids does not stop Sanji from letting the handsome repairman fuck her silly. She's been a little lonely, after all.Bookmarked by Consorte
12 Dec 2024
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You're only nineteen and everything is a first for you.
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11 Dec 2024
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Zoro wasn’t paid to get his own pleasure from what they did – that was a bonus.
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23 Nov 2024
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“I just got divorced. Aren't you supposed to be nice to me?” Sanji complains and Zoro huffs as he makes a face.
“You'd hate that.” Zoro raises a hand to wave down the bartender. “I will buy you a drink though.”
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Sanji starts again.
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18 Nov 2024