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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    The old legends about humans taking selkies captive by stealing their skins was accurate- they couldn’t return to the sea without their pelts. That made it good news that Hizashi had his pelt back, he wasn’t being held captive accidentally or otherwise.

    The bad news was that selkies traditionally exchanged pelts as a marriage tradition. They gave them back, of course, or they’d both be trapped above the water, but what was important was touching each other and the pelts at the same time. It was old magic and Hizashi wasn’t exactly sure how it worked, but it joined the two together for life in a far more concrete way than simple human marriage certificates ever could.

    “Hizashi?” Concern colored Nemuri’s voice as she peered at him over her glasses (their eyesight was one of the last things to adjust to being fully on land- they were both wearing cheap drug store reading glasses). “What happened? He didn’t-”

    Hizashi nodded, cutting her question off. He very much had.

    “Shit.” Nem breathed out, eyes wide. “You might be fucked.” A wild voice deep in Hizashi’s subconscious almost had him responding that that was the best case scenario.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Waking up from a dream where everything is perfect sucks. But at least Izuku has the resolve to not be so forgiving.

    How is his family going to make up for years of emotional neglect? Find out!

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    15 Jun 2026

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    “Who’s there?” Hizashi asks. “Come on, man, show yourself!”

    Hizashi lets out a blood curdling scream when a creature scuttles out of the darkness, into the small beam of light that streams through the narrow vision panel.

    The alien backs away instantly, disappearing back into the shadows, which freaks Hizashi out even more because that’s a spider, body the size of a lap dog.

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    A human Hizashi gets betrayed by his crew. When he’s thrown into a cell meant for holding Deathworlders, Hizashi realizes he isn’t alone.

    [Available in POLISH]

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Midoriya Izuku used to laugh when asked that thought-provoking icebreaker question in middle school: Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with your worst enemy? Kacchan would demolish a deserted island, make it his bitch; it would be a paradise by the end of the week, Izuku knew. Of course, he’d want Kacchan there, even if it meant Kacchan taking out his misplaced anger at being stranded in the first place out on him. He’d reap the benefits in the end, he knew. And with no one around to be an audience, to interfere, their friendship might even rekindle.

    Oh, if only Kacchan was really his “worst enemy.” That was silly middle school thinking, Izuku now knew, as a third year student at UA.

    What’s worse than being abducted by aliens? For Izuku, it was being abducted by aliens with his long time nemesis, Shigaraki Tomura. When Izuku is lucky contestant number one to be chosen to be experimented on, he makes it his mission to make sure that Shigaraki does not meet the same fate. It’s not super surprising when Shigaraki isn’t grateful, but hey, it’s a plan, and Izuku’s sticking to it, determined to be heroic whether Shigaraki wants him to or not, whether Shigaraki trusts him to be or not.

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    14 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 24

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    Hatake Kakashi, Omega and promising shinobi, was killed on mission six years before. Sakura, his childhood sweetheart and promised Alpha never recovered. As Tsunade's disciple, and in his memory, she travels the world doing everything she can for the slaves their world abuses, most often other Omega and vulnerable Beta. With Jiraiya by her side, they infiltrate whore houses and slave markets, healing and threatening the masters to obey the new Hokage's laws. On a mission in another country, in the worst place she could have ever imagined, a familiar and devastatingly precious scent reaches her.

    No... a fate worse than death... not her Kakashi, not her precious Omega... not here

     

    56134 has spent the last several years in the Darkwood. It hardly remembers anything else. Every day is the same, smile pretty, please the masters, never show how much it hurts, lie back and take it. Thousands of knots, hundreds of ruts. Agony, and crushing loss, and a bone deep ache for everything it will never be allowed to have.

    Green like finest jade
    Sweet and warm and bright

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    01 Apr 2026