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    Vanilla had his grievances with the idol that his kid listened to. But he also did want to discourage them from indulging in the stuff they like, it didn’t work when he tried to anyway. So upon Crepe finding out that there was going to be a fan meetup in their area, they practically begged their dad to go for them, since they had school. Vanilla wasn’t expecting to be accidentally flirted with by an admittedly cute guy.

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    28 Jun 2025

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    SCREAMING AND I KIN SHADOW MILK IN THIS

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    Peter Parker ended up in Gotham with the cliché "Everyone Forgets You" trope, then found his way to the Metropolis and become a Daily Planet intern, and somehow still find his way to Gotham and photographs the vigilantes around to post it online.

    No one told Peter that the fucking Bats are camera shy.

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    "No one can outdo the doer." Tim Drake, probably.

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    23 May 2026

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    Crazy how quickly I read this!

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    "Yes yes, I know you girls are tired from the dancing—" and demon hunting "—so I'm giving you three a week long vacation!" He exclaimed, his phone on his ear as he summoned a bat and swung.

    A squeal was heard, probably Zoey. "Thank you Bobby! You're the best!"

    He laughed. "Anytime!" He ended the call, pocketing his phone before putting a foot on the demon's chest, his expression blank.

    He equipped a pistol from his inventory, a surpressor attached. He aimed at the beaten demon.

    "Tell Gwi-ma to go fuck himself."


    TL;DR: Someone reincarnates as Bobby, has game mechanics, proceeds to live life normally until he meets Celine and HUNTR/X, and makes sure that he's there for them.

    Demons are NOT ready for a manager who emotionally adopted three demon hunters (and an old one).

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    04 May 2026

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    Probably won't update :(

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    Where Rumi feels like she doesn't only has to hide her marks, but everything about herself that can be considerated as a flaw too.

    After all, the less they know the more safer Rumi is, right...?

    And she is their leader, they rightfully deserve the best version she can be of herself.

    Yet... a thing Rumi didn't notice in time is that once there is a hint... Rumi gets very awful at pretending otherwise.

    Or Rumi tries to hide her weakness for bears, cuddly soft Teddy Bears while she does her best to be her perfect leader self that never crumbles, she fails miserably and everybody finds out, including Celine, Mira and Zoey, the whole world and well... herself.

    Yes, in that order.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    VIBRATION AND FROTHING OUT MY MOUTH CUZ RUMI IS SO SILLY AND MIRA IS PEAK AND ZOEY IS ADORABLE

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    Mira had a reputation to uphold: the nonchalant, unbothered visual of the group. She most definitely was absolutely not anything remotely close to being a lovergirl. Unless…

    Or,

    a collection of oneshots where Mira is a lovergirl for her girls

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    1: rumi’s childhood teddy bear has a tear, mira helps
    2: mira tries to build a chair for zoey
    3: caught being a lovergirl on livestreams
    4: rumi's demon eye makes her light sensitive, mira notices
    5: mira's keeping a spreadsheet, but of what exactly? (★)
    6: movie night with loser mira
    7: norigae origins + mira updates hers to include rumi’s patterns (★)
    8: perilla leaf debate ft. ragebaiter zoey and rumi
    9: mira helps shake zoey out of her writer’s block
    10: valentine's day, or mira’s _____ [MiraWeek2026 - day7]
    11: sick zoey, an elevator, and a power outage
    12: mira discovers a new gok-do ability while protecting her girls
    13: drunk rumi ft. the classic kdrama piggyback ride scene (★)

    (★ my current all-time favorites)

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    25 Apr 2026

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    HAPPY STIM