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WANTED: fake gay boyfriend to piss off my homophobic mom (free cruise) by Lynn1998
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
20 Jan 2021
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TW for basically the entire story: mentions of drug use, addiction, homophobic middle class white women, internalized homophobia, alcohol
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18 Jun 2026
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i think the clock is slow by derryfacts2 (winchysteria)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
28 Feb 2020
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So there was that reason that work wasn’t boring, too. There was Richie’s soppy campaign of making cow eyes at the back of Eddie’s head as he passed, gently pressing Betty for details about his personal life (“I don’t think he has one. He had this awful fiancé a few years ago, but we’re all glad that’s over”), and chasing the incomparable high of a quiet, muttered “Thanks, Rich” whenever Richie picks something up for him from the copier.
Richie is a wannabe stand-up comic daylighting as the receptionist at Eddie's office. Eddie is a tightly-wound corporate asshole. They are both disasters. Or: five times Richie watched Eddie and one that Eddie watched him back.
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18 Jun 2026
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After a year of inactivity following what he describes as an “onstage breakdown” that almost axed his career, former SNL cast member and comedian Richie Tozier, often affectionately known as Trashmouth, returns to the stage with a show that is authentically him. No longer with the “straightest, most misogynistic ghostwriters” holding him down, Richie, writing for himself, shares tales from his childhood and his present involving his family, his best friends, and most importantly, his boyfriend.
-- Official transcription of comedian Richie Tozier’s newest comedy special and first on Netflix, “Mama’s Boys,” recorded from New York City on his 2017-18 “Back From the Closet” tour.
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10 Jun 2026
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Richie Tozier's soulmark said, You asshole! Do you know how long I've been afraid of crosswalks?!
Understandably, he didn't expect to find his soulmate on an ice rink, but hey, we've all been wrong before.
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- Part 1 of Reddie, Set, Soulmates!
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08 Jun 2026
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“What the fuck is that face for?” Stan asked nervously. Eddie titled his head and raised one eyebrow, “What?”
“That description! Tall, cheekbones, curly hair? Those are your most prominent features. That sounds just like you!” Eddie explained and Stan blanched.
“So? You want me to pretend to be his blind date?” Stan asked him, sounding incredulous. Eddie nodded.
“Yes!”
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- Part 6 of Reddie Meet-Cute AUs
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26 May 2026
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Richie had no idea what to expect when Stan and Patty asked him to be their daughter's godfather, but it definitely wasn't becoming the part-time dad to a newborn.
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- 12/12
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26 May 2026
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something med school didn’t cover by eddiekaspbrakirlsblog
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
01 Apr 2024
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Eventually he was told to go and wait in one of the patient rooms and that a doctor would be along shortly. He carried Maggie over into the room, sitting her on the small medical bed. “Not long now.” He assured her. He felt guilty for bringing her out so late, but with her temperature steadily climbing he wasn’t taking risks. Richie tapped his foot impatiently, ten seconds away from going back out and actually pulling the famous card (he had visions of himself saying “do you know who I am?”) when the door opened to reveal the most gorgeous man Richie had ever seen in his life, complete in a set of light yellow hospital scrubs. Every complaint about the wait time left his head.
OR dad richie fic
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12 May 2026
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”Beverly Marsh - the fashion designer?”
“Yeah! That Bev. And Ben Hanscom, we can try him too. I don’t know the name of his firm, but it would be easy to google. Recently they built that BBC tower…” Eddie freezes, eyes widening as he stares directly at Dr. Jackson.
”Holy shit, I sound crazy, don’t I?” He sends her a defeated expression. “You don’t believe me at all. You think I made up some weird parasocial relationship with a bunch of random celebrities.”
She clears her throat. “You don’t sound crazy, Eddie. I don’t use that word. I often see people who struggle, and these friendships sound like they’re very real to you.”
”They sound real to me,” he parrots. “What a nice way to say they’re all in my head.”
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Eddie comes home from Derry a different man, ready to make a clean break from his old life. He’s always been direct, so he tells Myra about recent events, so that she can understand why things have to change. Myra, however, isn’t about to let him go so easily. Now facing a psychiatric commitment, how can Eddie prove his competency, when everything that has happened to him recently is literally straight out of a horror novel? A story about living your truth.. mostly.- Language:
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11 May 2026
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A little birdie told me by unfinished_cardigan
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
27 Jul 2025
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Stan had always loved birds.
Which is why, the first time 'a little birdie' told something to his mom, he felt deeply betrayed.
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11 May 2026
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Starbucks Lovers by Richie_munson2002
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
10 May 2026
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Richie has no idea when he gained the mental capacity to memorize people's orders. When he started this minimum wage job at a Starbucks inside a grocery store a few months ago, he never ever expected he’d get to the point where a random teenage girl would walk in, and he would shout, “ Zoe!! How's your parents' divorce going?!”
Or: Richie works at a local Starbucks and accidentally falls for his favorite customer's dad
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- Part 1 of Starbucks Lovers
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11 May 2026
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Steve Covall thinks he knows his client, Richie Tozier, pretty well. They’re even something like friends.
That is, until Richie gets arrested for murder and comes back home with a secret new girlfriend.Bookmarked by Absinto
24 Apr 2026
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In the Morning Light by thisyearsmodel
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
03 Apr 2026
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"What the fuck, Bev?" he asks in a harsh whisper. Beverly sighs, heaving Richie up higher against her as he begins to slip.
"I know. I know!" she says. "I just didn't know where else to take him! I can't bring him home like this. And you know my dad will freak if I bring a boy home. Especially like this."
Like this is drunker than Eddie's ever seen anyone, let alone Richie. He can smell the alcohol seeping out of Richie's pores, something sickly sweet punctuated by the lingering scent of cigarette smoke wafting off both of them. Eddie wrinkles his nose against it, his mouth twisting sourly the closer he nears the two of them.
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Bev shows up to Eddie's house with a drunk Richie.Bookmarked by Absinto
04 Apr 2026
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if you want me to, i'll give to you by sharkphobia
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
04 Mar 2026
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Eddie feels something in his chest twist at the words. He knows about Shay’s life, of course. He knows that it’s just her, that she lost her parents at a young age and that she bounced from family member to family member until the last family member to have custody of her also passed away.
“We do,” Eddie says, and then, remembering that the point of this is to be honest, that it’s for Shay to meet them and decide if she wants to continue to process, Eddie continues, “Our house is kind of chaotic, especially on the weeks that Frankie stays with us. But…” He glances at Richie.
Richie finds Eddie’s hand under the table; he can feel the pad of Richie’s thumb sliding over his knuckles. “We definitely have room for one more, if… I mean, it’s completely up to you, Shay. You’ll have to deal with twin toddlers bugging you sometimes and whatever this one-”
“-more like you, Rich, you pretty much wake up the entire house when you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night-”
“-dude, Eds. Not in front of the young lady, please.” Richie gestures to Shay, grinning at Eddie’s scoff.
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- Part 25 of you're gonna go far kid
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06 Mar 2026
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If Mike Wheeler was Richie Tozier’s (older) cousin by avery_the_werm (orphan_account)
Fandom IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King, Stranger Things (TV 2016)
28 Jan 2021
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05 Mar 2026
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I Love You So Much It Scares Me Half To Death by the_cheshire_rat
Fandom IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
26 Dec 2025
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The Losers have been through a lot. They’ve got a lot on their plates–PTSD, OCD, autism, ADHD, anxiety, substance abuse, an eating disorder, grief, shame, insomnia, depression… some of them are even queer. This is a story about them learning to take care of each other, spanning their childhood, their reunion, and the life they build together in the aftermath. Part 1 is 70% banter, 30% angst. Part 2 is 70% angst, 30% banter. Part 3 is a solid 50/50. Series title comes from "Um, It's Kind of A Lot" by Will Wood.
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01 Mar 2026
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To Love is Not To Leave by Siriuslyjames03
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT: Welcome to Derry (TV)
03 Jan 2026
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In 1962, Marge Truman beat the devil
In 1976, Maggie Tozier became a mother, with the lingering, hazy memory of that devil threatening the life of her baby
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Playing for Keeps by LogicalBookThief
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
26 Nov 2019
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"Before the break, we asked our contestants: who was your first love? Richie, what did you write?"
Your mom
"Heh. That's what we get for inviting a comedian on the show," Chet snorts. "Very mature, Mr. Trashmouth. Maybe your partner can illuminate us. You guys were childhood friends, right? So fill us in, Eddie. Who was Richie's first love?"
Rolling his eyes, Eddie flips over his card.
My mom
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Richie and Eddie go on a game show for couples. Nobody expects them to be such a dream team. And nobody suffers as much as the host.- Language:
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28 Jan 2026
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In which high school students Mike, Lucas, Max, Dustin, and Will need a new lead singer for their classic-rock garage band. They hold auditions, but only one student tries out: El, the new loner kid from Chicago. What follows? Romance, friendship, drama, Yoko-Onoing, and one hell of a start to Junior year.
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14 Jan 2026
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Boy meets girl. Boy falls for girl. Boy gets his ass kicked on the very first day of high school. Not necessarily in that order. The High School Mileven AU absolutely nobody asked for. Now complete, with EPILOGUE.
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14 Jan 2026
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Wherein El Hopper, secret telekinetic skydiving instructor meets Mike Wheeler, a terrified 25th birthday boy on his first skydiving jump.
Also known as a mega random meet-cute no one ever asked for!
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11 Jan 2026