Absinto
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Michael never considered himself to be good with girls, or people in general for that matter, if his pathetic attempt to ask Jena to the snowball in 8th grade meant anything. So you could expect that he was very surprised to find a ‘Happy Birthday’ card inside his locker.
The card was a warm tone of pastel yellow, it had a simple drawing of a birthday cake with ‘Happy Birthday!’ written neatly in different colors; it smelled faintly of sweets, with a few citric tones. Inside the card was a letter with no signature.-Mileven Secret Admirer AU, created completely by me cause i found the idea cute.
(English is not my first language and i am as of now running on a can of lemon ice tea monster energy and the very strong urge to vomit, so feel free to correct any mistakes.) -
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Far from earth, on a space center, Wendy, Kyle, Marjorine and Craig work, daily doing the most diverse tasks for the USA government. That's when they stumble across a discovery that will chance the course of humanity forever.
It seems like we're not alone in the universe after all.
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*The original Au idea is from Octoopie, but this story won't the following the same story line and has a few alterations on the characters designs.
*This story won't include any sort of smut, but it has strong language and may have gore and graphic descriptions of violence later on.
*English is NOT my first language, so feel free to correct me on any grammatical mistakes.
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WANTED: fake gay boyfriend to piss off my homophobic mom (free cruise) by Lynn1998
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
20 Jan 2021
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TW for basically the entire story: mentions of drug use, addiction, homophobic middle class white women, internalized homophobia, alcohol
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18 Jun 2026
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i think the clock is slow by derryfacts2 (winchysteria)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
28 Feb 2020
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So there was that reason that work wasn’t boring, too. There was Richie’s soppy campaign of making cow eyes at the back of Eddie’s head as he passed, gently pressing Betty for details about his personal life (“I don’t think he has one. He had this awful fiancé a few years ago, but we’re all glad that’s over”), and chasing the incomparable high of a quiet, muttered “Thanks, Rich” whenever Richie picks something up for him from the copier.
Richie is a wannabe stand-up comic daylighting as the receptionist at Eddie's office. Eddie is a tightly-wound corporate asshole. They are both disasters. Or: five times Richie watched Eddie and one that Eddie watched him back.
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18 Jun 2026
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After a year of inactivity following what he describes as an “onstage breakdown” that almost axed his career, former SNL cast member and comedian Richie Tozier, often affectionately known as Trashmouth, returns to the stage with a show that is authentically him. No longer with the “straightest, most misogynistic ghostwriters” holding him down, Richie, writing for himself, shares tales from his childhood and his present involving his family, his best friends, and most importantly, his boyfriend.
-- Official transcription of comedian Richie Tozier’s newest comedy special and first on Netflix, “Mama’s Boys,” recorded from New York City on his 2017-18 “Back From the Closet” tour.
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10 Jun 2026
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Richie Tozier's soulmark said, You asshole! Do you know how long I've been afraid of crosswalks?!
Understandably, he didn't expect to find his soulmate on an ice rink, but hey, we've all been wrong before.
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- Part 1 of Reddie, Set, Soulmates!
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08 Jun 2026
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“What the fuck is that face for?” Stan asked nervously. Eddie titled his head and raised one eyebrow, “What?”
“That description! Tall, cheekbones, curly hair? Those are your most prominent features. That sounds just like you!” Eddie explained and Stan blanched.
“So? You want me to pretend to be his blind date?” Stan asked him, sounding incredulous. Eddie nodded.
“Yes!”
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- Part 6 of Reddie Meet-Cute AUs
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26 May 2026