Landoscar Anthology
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“Papaya’s a good colour.”
“Bit loud.”
“Maybe that’s why it suits you.”OR
Oscar joined McLaren. Lando joined denial.ALTERNATIVELY
Lando keeps the cameras happy; Oscar keeps his distance—until he doesn’t.Series
- Part 1 of Landoscar Anthology
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Lando makes a list titled REASONS OSCAR PIASTRI IS A FAIRY.
Oscar remains calm.
Lando does not.=Alternatively =
A guide to surviving your fairy roommate:
- Do not say thank you.
- Do not accept gifts.
- Do not fall in love.
Lando Norris fails all three.Series
- Part 2 of Landoscar Anthology
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Lando Norris DOES NOT lose the House Cup—especially not to HOMEWORK.
When Hufflepuff Oscar Piastri’s academic achievements threaten Gryffindor’s four-year streak, Lando targets him directly, only to discover Oscar is immune to chaos and very good at retaliation.LANDOxOSCAR
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- Part 3 of Landoscar Anthology
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“If we’re still single at thirty,” Lando says, “we’ll just get married.”
Oscar says no.
Lando says next year.
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Lando keeps asking where his husband is.
Oscar keeps pretending not to hear him.Series
- Part 4 of Landoscar Anthology
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Oscar expected first contact to be terrifying.
He did not expect it to be… collaborative.
Or for the alien to be brilliant, insufferably earnest, and very interested in human biology.
Or for that interest to become alarmingly specific.Or for said alien to decide — entirely logically — that Oscar needs a mate.
Oscar is going to regret everything.
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- Part 5 of Landoscar Anthology
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Dr. Lando Norris has never met Dr. Oscar Piastri.
This does not stop the nurses from referring to Oscar as “your neurosurgeon.”
This does not stop Neuro from calling Lando “Oscar’s ER doctor.”
This does not stop someone from starting a betting pool and three separate shipping group chats.
As far as Lando is concerned, Dr. Piastri is just a name in the chart: precise, terrifyingly competent, and allergic to unnecessary words.
As far as Oscar is concerned, Dr. Norris is a man who writes relevant clinical notes, straight to the point and always accurate.They work well together.
They trust each other.
But they have never met.The hospital thinks this is romantic.
Unfortunately, the hospital may be right.
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- Part 6 of Landoscar Anthology
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Lando Norris is a cupid, which mostly means two things:
1. He has a yearly matchmaking quota.
2. He is profoundly tired of humanity.After surviving the statistical nightmare that was getting Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc together, Lando earns five blissful years off duty.
Unfortunately, those five years are over, his reserve is critically low, and he needs one massive assignment before his powers burn out completely.
Then he meets Oscar Piastri.Projected Match Difficulty: 10,000 points.
Oscar is immune to every romantic push, every engineered meet-cute, every carefully calculated compatibility test Lando throws at him.
Which was rude, honestly, but still manageable.
The real problem is that Oscar seems weirdly, catastrophically interested in Lando specifically.
Lando had planned for many possible outcomes. This was not one of them.
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- Part 7 of Landoscar Anthology
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Lando Norris goes into a flower shop intending to buy one plant and prove to his mother he can keep something alive.
Instead, he meets florist Oscar Piastri, develops a catastrophic crush, drowns a pothos within forty-eight hours, and somehow ends up fake dating the prettiest man alive.
Oscar thinks Lando is exhausting.
Lando thinks Oscar is the love of his life.
Contrary to the title, Fernando survives against all odds.
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Lando’s a botanical serial killer and Oscar’s the plant medic trying to undo the damage.
Unfortunately, they fall stupidly in love.Series
- Part 8 of Landoscar Anthology
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Dr. Lando Norris and Dr. Oscar Piastri are finally together.
Unfortunately, this turns out to be far more emotionally stressful than yearning through clinical notes.
Because Oscar is jealous now.
Lando finds this deeply entertaining.
The hospital has become unbearable about it.Meanwhile, Carlos Sainz is accidentally testing Oscar’s limits by being charming around Lando, Charles Leclerc is losing a deeply personal battle against George Russell’s existence, and Max Verstappen continues to behave like a man who has never once recognized an emotion in his life.
God help them all.
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Sequel of : LOVE OFF THE CHART
Can be read independentlySeries
- Part 9 of Landoscar Anthology
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Oscar Piastri was eight years old when his soulmate opened their link for the first time and immediately insulted him:
Australians suck. I hope my soulmate isn’t Australian.
Oscar took that remarkably well.
By which, of course we mean he spent the next fourteen years holding a grudge.
Unfortunately, Lando Norris does not remember any of this.
--- ALTERNATIVELY ----A soulmate bond opens.
A child says something stupid.
Another child takes it personally.
Fourteen years later, everyone involved wishes they had made better choices.Series
- Part 10 of Landoscar Anthology