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Family chaos with texts

Summary:

A series of texts between the Hollander-Rozanov family and co. as they navigate through life together.

Each chapter is a separate event, it does not take place in chronological order either.

Chapter 1: Location. Now

Chapter Text

HR family chat

Niko
Papaaaaa
Niko?
What do you need?
Alex
It was just me pranking him, haha
You are both in your own rooms
Alex
No, we're in one room right now
So if I go to your room right now, will you both be there?
Alex
Yes, but no need to check

Ilya sighs, Shane looks over and puts his book on the nightstand, “Go check their rooms.” Shane gets up immediately and Ilya can hear Shane open up their son's rooms. Shane enters the room again and gets his phone out of the drawer.

HR family chat

Shane
Where are you guys?
Alex
Dad, don't get mad
Shane
Location.Now
Alex
Alex is now location sharing
Niko is super drunk btw
Just thought I should prepare you
You've unleashed the beast
Alex
Great.

“I hope you’re happy, Dad and Papa are on the way now.”

“Huh?”

“Jeez, how much did you drink?”

Alex knows exactly how much his brother drank, he was the one stuffing cup after cup of different drinks into his brother's hand. Alex had just wanted one night of pure fun before they left for college, was that too much to ask? Now they were busted for sneaking out, underage drinking, and Alex was super busted for getting his brother batshit drunk.

Babygirl

Hey babe, me and Niko are out on the curb
We got caught by our dads, won't be able to stay any longer
Maisie
Noooooo
Baby you promised you would stay till 3
Next time
Maisie
When will it be next time?
Soon
I promise
Who's taking you home?
Maisie
Clara
I want a message from you when you get home
If I don't get one by 3:30
I'm sending a search party to find you
Maisie
You're silly
Be safe
And good luck!

HR family chat

We're a couple houses down to your right
We don't need the party knowing your dads are here
Alex
They're all drunk, they won't notice
Your Dad says that doesn't help your case

The drive back is mostly just Shane talking, but none of it really seems to be absorbing. Niko is slouched across the left and middle seats while Alex stays upright in the right seat, Ilya has been drowning out the conversation, he’s mostly in need of a good night's rest after spending the day at Ally’s schools bake sale.

“- just so irresponsible, what if something happened to you guys. What if you ended up in a ditch and we didn’t even know until the morning when we saw your empty beds. Not to mention, Niko, you are drunk! This isn’t like you, what on Earth caused you to do something like this.”

Alex interjects, “Dad, it wasn’t his fault, I asked him to have a drink.”

“A drink? This doesn’t look like the work of a singular drink.” Alex wanted to sink into his seat and never come back out.

“Moya lyubov, maybe we can discuss this tomorrow, the boys are tired, Niko doesn’t even look like he’s with us right now.”

“What do you mean?” Shane tries to look at the back seats of the car but his puffer jacket is making his movement restricted. “Like alcohol poisoning? Alex check-”

Ilya interrupts him, putting his hand on Shane’s shoulder and squeezing it. “He is fine, just needs quiet and sleep.”

“Fine, we discuss this tomorrow. But just know you’re both in so much trouble” Shane is gripping on the steering wheel with such force that Ilya worries he could actually leave a dent, but he isn’t going to try and stop Shane from getting his anger out somehow.

Sofi

Sofi
Ooooooh, someone's in trouble
What are you doing?
It's past your bedtime little girl
Sofi
Say whatever you want
It's so over for you guys
You don't think I know?
Ugh, this sucks
Sofi
Seriously, what did you think was going to happen?
Who knows
I wasn't really doing much thinking
Sofi
That's pretty obvious
Ally says hi btw
Image attached
Pls don't tell her what happened
Sofi
You don't think she deserves to know her brothers are criminals?
We are NOT criminals
Sofi
Underage drinking is a crime
Dad says that if he sees you and Ally up when we get home, you're both grounded too
Sofi
Send a pic of Niko first
You said he is really drunk
Image attached
Sofi
Oh the scream I just scrumpt
New contact profile just dropped
Good to see our suffering is keeping you entertained
Sofi
It's what keeps me goin
Oh, we're pulling into the driveway, better not see any lights on